Where did the lube come from?

Unconventionable holds thight because they want to stick around all day

Unconventionable: *tight

Aquafunky_Boogalicious: Have no fear, the council is here.

bSmith: Too late, I already picture you clutching your thighs

Avandor glues bits and pieces of Unconventionable to the table

NotWinlogon: lol

Unconventionable: hahahaha

Disc the Band goes rummaging in the Janitor's closet to look for stuff to help with unsticking Uncon

Aquafunky_Boogalicious: Oh, well then.

Aquafunky_Boogalicious let's uncon be stuck.

Aquafunky_Boogalicious: Like, to a thing. Not with a thing. Wouldn't allow that.

Unconventionable: I'll try to behave, somewhat

bSmith: At tis point we've coated you in a mix of glue and lube. Bahaving is out of the question now

WISH GRANTED CALVSIE (and a minor announcement)

[14:24] Calvsie: SKULLFARK YOURSELF!
[14:24] skullfark soulshasser: i skullfarked your mother last night
[14:25] Calvsie: ewww necrophillia
[14:25] Big Daddy Grimm: necrophellia: The urge to crack open a cold one....
[14:25] Calvsie: if I could like something in chat grimm
[14:26] skullfark soulshasser: ...
[14:26] skullfark soulshasser: necrOphellia?
[14:26] skullfark soulshasser: is this a shakespeare joke
[14:27] Calvsie: ásk shkpr




This is when I remembers I had admin access to this Blog, so I will try to keep it going.


<3
Grimmyzola

The Strange Leaflet Quest

There are scripts and spoilers out there a plenty for this quest, but if you prefer to do your own typing, or don't trust scripts, here's mine.

open mailbox
take leaflet
open door
east
take sword
examine fireplace

When you examine the fireplace, there are several things you may see.  Depending on what you see, you'll type in something different.

If you see:

A trophy, take it using "take trophy"

A bird, type "plover"

A ceramic model of brick building, type "plugh"

A ship, type "yoho"

A white house is "xyzzy"

You'l get some stats from this.  Once you're done, on with the typing.

examine tinder
examine parchment
west
north
cut hedge
pick up stick
west
light stick
east
north
kill serpent
open chest
look behind chest
look in hole
south
south
east
light fireplace
take boots
put on boots
west
south
south
south

Lost in Forest
When you're lost in the forest, just keep typing to directions you stop being lost.  I usually use "South" and "West" but you can use anything.

climb tree
take egg
look at petunias
throw egg at roadrunner
down
look in leaves
up
throw ruby at petunias
examine scroll

gnusto cleesh

up
cleesh giant
take ring

That's it, resume your normal adventuring!

Frisky Squirrels

[11:41] Turbulent Squirrel: Tell him about the twinkie.
[11:43] Birdy: a squirrel? In my newbie?
[11:44] Tehkeela: Birdy, yes,
[11:44] Tehkeela: But, no worry.
[11:44] Tehkeela: I greased all of the poles holding up the bird feeders.
[11:44] Birdy: but I do worry
[11:45] Birdy: so no poledancing squirrel? -hic-
[11:45] Turbulent Squirrel: Only if I get paid, sweetheart.
[11:51] Assistant_Madman: no poledancing squirrel, but I do have a lapdancing groundhog    

It's better FOR you, too

[10:00] jon diaz: you know what's better than taco bell? fucking reheated microwaved taco bell -hic-
[10:00] jon diaz is keeping it classy

Doesn't everyone?

[09:43] jon diaz imagines greg with a titanium bear cub strapped to his crotch

Context might help.

[09:39] xTyrx kicks Gregonzola in the nards to keep up the chaos level
[09:39] Gregonzola: I wear a titanium cub, Tyr. -hic-
[09:39] Gregonzola: My last clan trained me well.
[09:39] Gregonzola: er, cup.
[09:39] Gregonzola: They trained me well, except for spelling.
[09:39] xTyrx: Cub eh?
[09:40] xTyrx notices a growling sound coming from gregonzolas pants region
[09:40] xTyrx dumps a bucket of ice water on Gregonzola
[09:40] Gregonzola: That's right. The lion cub will bite you if you try for the nards.
[09:41] Gregonzola shivers
[09:42] Gregonzola: Thanks, Tyr. Now the cub is uncomfortable and my nipples could cut glass.
[09:42] xTyrx offers Gregonzola a sheet of glass
[09:43] Gregonzola cuts it with his nipples
[09:43] jon diaz imagines greg with a titanium bear cub strapped to his crotch
[09:43] jon diaz: i think you want to swap that out with a wolverine for maximum efficacy
[09:43] Gregonzola: Jon, that's a good idea.
[09:43] Gregonzola straps on a titanium wolverine cub
[09:43] xTyrx: Honey badger
[09:43] xTyrx: Or a Tasmanian Devil
[09:44] Gregonzola: Honey badger might eat my naughty bits as a snack.
[09:44] Gregonzola: Nobody wants that.
[09:44] jon diaz: lol
[09:44] xTyrx: Gregonzola the man with the Nards made of Bear cubs
[09:44] jon diaz: that's why you have to use the Sontaran battle strategy.
[09:44] jon diaz: just keep thrusting your crotch at enemies so he doesn't have time to become interested in yours
[09:44] Gregonzola: Good idea.
[09:45] Gregonzola: And maybe feed him well.
[09:45] jon diaz: on the blood of your enemies
[09:45] xTyrx: and remember always keep some raw meat on you to feed him if you have no enemies near by
[09:46] xTyrx: some guy named steve and his robotic Turtle in his pants
[09:46] Gregonzola: Steve is the minecraft guy.
[09:46] Gregonzola: He's kind of a blockhead. A real square.
[09:46] Gregonzola: I'm here all week.
[09:47] xTyrx: gregonzola is the lover across games there isn't a game character he can't seduce except Bowser
[09:47] Gregonzola: If you're challenging me I might be able to seduce Bowser.
[09:47] Gregonzola: I have some talents in that area. Not to toot my own horn.
[09:48] xTyrx: Goood luck
[09:48] jon diaz: don't toot your own horn in public
[09:48] jon diaz: it's rude
[09:49] jon diaz: also it would probably attract the attention of the wolverine cub
[09:49] xTyrx: Gregonzola is so manly he can seduce dinosaurs O.O
[09:49] xTyrx: is there anything he can't bang?
[09:49] Gregonzola: There is not.
[09:50] Gregonzola: I may not be good at much, but I can seduce dinosaurs and marine mammals.
[09:50] xTyrx throws a flaming dolphin at Gregonzola
[09:51] Gregonzola: Burning love is the best love. 
[09:59] jon diaz: if your love is burning, you did something wrong
[09:59] jon diaz: go see a doctor 

Especially then

[20:08] Berrasi: I prefer to watch girls over guys >>
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: everybody likes lesbians
[20:09] Berrasi: never said I was a lesbian.
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: i never did either
[20:09] Berrasi: I just don't find a dude sweating and making faces all that attractive.
[20:10] skullfark soulshasser: even if he's mustachioed and fat?