Crap Fanta Says

[21:25] fantabulous: I don't know what I'd do if I was hot. I guess try to use it for discounts at restaurants or something.
[21:26] fantabulous: That reminds me. I still need to get a picture of my dog as a blanket at some point.
[21:37] fantabulous: And is it in the form of a hot beef injection that we can watch?
[21:43] fantabulous: Mormons drink all the time. It's just through a hole in a sheet. 
[12:31] fantabulous: Do you think the city planners just had Leeverb jack off on a map to determine where to pave?  
[13:15] fantabulous: Was there a video of the new kinect being controlled by someone's penis?  
[12:11] fantabulous: Or maybe pooch means an alien with a large alien scrotum.  
[12:41] fantabulous: If you punched my dog in the mouth, he'd bite your dick off and call you a bitch.
[12:41] fantabulous: Then expect you to pet him while he's soaked in your dick blood.  
[12:51] fantabulous: He has to eat early so that the food is in his large intestine when it's time for sexcapades.  
[13:29] fantabulous: I think I still have the reputation around here of pooping gold.
[13:30] fantabulous: Which is funny because if I could actually poop gold, I'd just sell my feces to jewelry shops.  
[14:35] fantabulous: There was some talk about shitting on desks at work earlier today.  
[12:31] fantabulous: I think you're using the pipe wrong if it's a pain in the ass.
[12:31] fantabulous: I have yet to get a good picture of my dog as a blanket.  
[21:06] fantabulous: One of my favorite things to do is drain the tank and then fill it with pee. 
[13:26] fantabulous: But. If you're really into skin lesions, meth users are the way to go.
[15:47] fantabulous: I might have put $20 bills in my bra on cam, but I took them right back out to spend later.  
fantabulous: You could make foreskins the national currency.
[12:34] fantabulous: I have no problem with turning someone's genitals into in hamburger if my life is at stake.
[12:36] fantabulous: I don't think I'd grill up their genitals afterwards, though.  
[14:30] fantabulous: I guess that's better than raining men. That'll shatter your windshield.  
[14:03] fantabulous: If it was good enough for Michael Jackson, it's good enough for anyone.
[15:57] fantabulous: Think my boss would be understanding if I called him and asked for the rest of the day off to cruise for penis?  
[14:59] fantabulous: But now I'm reminded of that teenager that was caught fucking a dog.  
[15:03] fantabulous: Thom: How much money could someone make fucking dogs?  
[12:45] fantabulous: This is one of those situations where I'm not sure if it would be useful to shit gold.  
[14:44] fantabulous: In the case where that guy died from getting sodomized by a horse, it was determined that he caused no harm to the horse.
[14:44] fantabulous: Mostly I wanted to mention the whole getting fucked by a horse thing. 
[16:33] fantabulous: Ass babies.  
[14:38] fantabulous: Related, no one has ever implied that they'd want to eat some sort of ass sandwich out of me. 
[13:33] fantabulous: I'd just open a ticket with my personal account, and have a script spam "Hi! I like cheese!" every 5 minutes.  
[12:30] fantabulous: For some reason that makes me think of the problem with the escalators and feces.  
[20:03] fantabulous: Do I need fancy clothes for it? I wasn't planning on actually filming myself masturbating.
fantabulous: "Fanta's $75 bum wine and bum fucking party: 3 days only"
[14:24] fantabulous: I don't understand why they call it a budgie. That's like calling a penis a tallywhacker.
[14:27] fantabulous: I find it difficult to sleep when fucking sticks.
[12:16] fantabulous: So. I just had a discussion at work for a game I need to make.
[12:17] fantabulous: It would be a generic shooter game where all of the characters have comically large scrotums.
[14:27] fantabulous: I don't see how having a man sodomize me all day would be comfortable.
[14:27] fantabulous: I would be worried about clanmates shitting on my ritz crackers
[09:04] fantabulous: Wouldn't it be cheaper to just stick a candle in your butt or something?
[14:10] fantabulous: I would like to point out that I had this thong on for like 20 minutes over my tights, so I didn't fling any crap that night.
[14:39] fantabulous: I'm not using one of those hand warmers as a panty liner.
[12:41] fantabulous: I can't imagine watching pooch make 20 minutes worth of airlock jokes while having sex.
[11:57] fantabulous: For me, I'd have to be able to incubate a fetus in my anus before I went into a reproduction frenzy.
[13:07] fantabulous: I refuse to work in a server room with lions. 
[13:50] fantabulous: I'm sure pooch would volunteer to just stir my coffee with his penis if he lived close enough.