[09:43] jon
diaz imagines greg with a titanium bear cub strapped
to his crotch
Context might help.
[09:39] xTyrx
kicks Gregonzola in the nards to keep up the chaos level
[09:39] Gregonzola:
I wear a titanium cub, Tyr. -hic-
[09:39] Gregonzola:
My last clan trained me well.
[09:39] Gregonzola:
er, cup.
[09:39] Gregonzola:
They trained me well, except for spelling.
[09:39]
xTyrx:
Cub eh?
[09:40] xTyrx
notices a growling sound coming from gregonzolas pants region
[09:40]
xTyrx
dumps a bucket of ice water on Gregonzola
[09:40]
Gregonzola:
That's right. The lion cub will bite you if you try for the nards.
[09:41]
Gregonzola
shivers
[09:42]
Gregonzola:
Thanks, Tyr. Now the cub is uncomfortable and my nipples could cut glass.
[09:42] xTyrx
offers Gregonzola a sheet of glass
[09:43]
Gregonzola
cuts it with his nipples
[09:43]
jon diaz
imagines greg with a titanium bear cub strapped to his crotch
[09:43]
jon diaz:
i think you want to swap that out with a wolverine for maximum efficacy
[09:43]
Gregonzola:
Jon, that's a good idea.
[09:43] Gregonzola
straps on a titanium wolverine cub
[09:43]
xTyrx:
Honey badger
[09:43] xTyrx:
Or a Tasmanian Devil
[09:44] Gregonzola:
Honey badger might eat my naughty bits as a snack.
[09:44]
Gregonzola:
Nobody wants that.
[09:44] jon
diaz: lol
[09:44] xTyrx:
Gregonzola the man with the Nards made of Bear cubs
[09:44]
jon diaz:
that's why you have to use the Sontaran battle strategy.
[09:44]
jon diaz:
just keep thrusting your crotch at enemies so he doesn't have time to
become interested in yours
[09:44] Gregonzola:
Good idea.
[09:45] Gregonzola:
And maybe feed him well.
[09:45]
jon diaz:
on the blood of your enemies
[09:45] xTyrx:
and remember always keep some raw meat on you to feed him if you have no
enemies near by
[09:46] xTyrx:
some guy named steve and his robotic Turtle in his pants
[09:46]
Gregonzola:
Steve is the minecraft guy.
[09:46] Gregonzola:
He's kind of a blockhead. A real square.
[09:46]
Gregonzola:
I'm here all week.
[09:47] xTyrx:
gregonzola is the lover across games there isn't a game character he can't
seduce except Bowser
[09:47] Gregonzola:
If you're challenging me I might be able to seduce Bowser.
[09:47]
Gregonzola:
I have some talents in that area. Not to toot my own horn.
[09:48]
xTyrx:
Goood luck
[09:48] jon
diaz: don't toot your own horn in public
[09:48]
jon diaz:
it's rude
[09:49] jon
diaz: also it would probably attract the attention of the
wolverine cub
[09:49] xTyrx:
Gregonzola is so manly he can seduce dinosaurs O.O
[09:49]
xTyrx:
is there anything he can't bang?
[09:49] Gregonzola:
There is not.
[09:50] Gregonzola:
I may not be good at much, but I can seduce dinosaurs and marine mammals.
[09:50]
xTyrx
throws a flaming dolphin at Gregonzola
[09:51]
Gregonzola:
Burning love is the best love.
[09:59] jon
diaz: if your love is burning, you did something wrong
[09:59]
jon diaz:
go see a doctor
Sunday, August 31, 2014
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Especially then
[20:08] Berrasi:
I prefer to watch girls over guys >>
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: everybody likes lesbians
[20:09] Berrasi: never said I was a lesbian.
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: i never did either
[20:09] Berrasi: I just don't find a dude sweating and making faces all that attractive.
[20:10] skullfark soulshasser: even if he's mustachioed and fat?
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: everybody likes lesbians
[20:09] Berrasi: never said I was a lesbian.
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: i never did either
[20:09] Berrasi: I just don't find a dude sweating and making faces all that attractive.
[20:10] skullfark soulshasser: even if he's mustachioed and fat?
The Rules of Self-Love
[19:57] offcell:
.count love me
[19:57] offcell: misfire
[19:57] offcell: lol
[19:58] Gregonzola: So there offcell was, counting the number of times he'd loved himself today...
[19:59] offcell: i hit the . instead of /, fml :(
[19:59] offcell: just realized
[20:00] Berrasi just might be in love with offcell.
[20:00] offcell: I love me, you don't love me. you can't
[20:00] offcell: because I LOVE ME!
[20:01] Berrasi: fine! Love yourself!
[20:02] Berrasi: there ain't no love like my love though xD
[20:02] offcell: i'm curious of your love now Berrasi...
[20:03] Berrasi chuckles and saves all of her love for herself later tonight.
[20:03] Berrasi: and sorry boys, no pictures!
[20:04] offcell walks away, deeply saddened, but then realizes he doesn't like girls anyway, so shrugs it off
[20:04] Berrasi: hah!
[20:04] Berrasi: now I know I <3 offcell.
[20:04] offcell: but you can't
[20:05] offcell: don't you remember?
[20:05] offcell: I LOVE ME!
[20:05] skullfark soulshasser: don't love yourself in public
[20:05] skullfark soulshasser: it's rude
[19:57] offcell: misfire
[19:57] offcell: lol
[19:58] Gregonzola: So there offcell was, counting the number of times he'd loved himself today...
[19:59] offcell: i hit the . instead of /, fml :(
[19:59] offcell: just realized
[20:00] Berrasi just might be in love with offcell.
[20:00] offcell: I love me, you don't love me. you can't
[20:00] offcell: because I LOVE ME!
[20:01] Berrasi: fine! Love yourself!
[20:02] Berrasi: there ain't no love like my love though xD
[20:02] offcell: i'm curious of your love now Berrasi...
[20:03] Berrasi chuckles and saves all of her love for herself later tonight.
[20:03] Berrasi: and sorry boys, no pictures!
[20:04] offcell walks away, deeply saddened, but then realizes he doesn't like girls anyway, so shrugs it off
[20:04] Berrasi: hah!
[20:04] Berrasi: now I know I <3 offcell.
[20:04] offcell: but you can't
[20:05] offcell: don't you remember?
[20:05] offcell: I LOVE ME!
[20:05] skullfark soulshasser: don't love yourself in public
[20:05] skullfark soulshasser: it's rude
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Interactive voice response and Voice to Text
[17:42] Viral_Effigy:
and it won't connect you until you at least try using the IVR
[17:42] everyman4: everyone knows the press zero button and they are trying to circle vent that
[17:42] everyman4: circumvent
[17:42] everyman4: come on samsung
[17:42] Viral_Effigy: no i like circle vent better
[17:42] Viral_Effigy: we're going with circle vent
[17:43] everyman4: like a circle jerk for farting
[17:42] everyman4: everyone knows the press zero button and they are trying to circle vent that
[17:42] everyman4: circumvent
[17:42] everyman4: come on samsung
[17:42] Viral_Effigy: no i like circle vent better
[17:42] Viral_Effigy: we're going with circle vent
[17:43] everyman4: like a circle jerk for farting
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