The Strange Leaflet Quest

There are scripts and spoilers out there a plenty for this quest, but if you prefer to do your own typing, or don't trust scripts, here's mine.

open mailbox
take leaflet
open door
east
take sword
examine fireplace

When you examine the fireplace, there are several things you may see.  Depending on what you see, you'll type in something different.

If you see:

A trophy, take it using "take trophy"

A bird, type "plover"

A ceramic model of brick building, type "plugh"

A ship, type "yoho"

A white house is "xyzzy"

You'l get some stats from this.  Once you're done, on with the typing.

examine tinder
examine parchment
west
north
cut hedge
pick up stick
west
light stick
east
north
kill serpent
open chest
look behind chest
look in hole
south
south
east
light fireplace
take boots
put on boots
west
south
south
south

Lost in Forest
When you're lost in the forest, just keep typing to directions you stop being lost.  I usually use "South" and "West" but you can use anything.

climb tree
take egg
look at petunias
throw egg at roadrunner
down
look in leaves
up
throw ruby at petunias
examine scroll

gnusto cleesh

up
cleesh giant
take ring

That's it, resume your normal adventuring!

Frisky Squirrels

[11:41] Turbulent Squirrel: Tell him about the twinkie.
[11:43] Birdy: a squirrel? In my newbie?
[11:44] Tehkeela: Birdy, yes,
[11:44] Tehkeela: But, no worry.
[11:44] Tehkeela: I greased all of the poles holding up the bird feeders.
[11:44] Birdy: but I do worry
[11:45] Birdy: so no poledancing squirrel? -hic-
[11:45] Turbulent Squirrel: Only if I get paid, sweetheart.
[11:51] Assistant_Madman: no poledancing squirrel, but I do have a lapdancing groundhog    

It's better FOR you, too

[10:00] jon diaz: you know what's better than taco bell? fucking reheated microwaved taco bell -hic-
[10:00] jon diaz is keeping it classy