Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Timing is everything


Gregonzola: I missed Lee's check-in. Dang.
Shoo86: heh
Shoo86: it was lightning fast
Everybody: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Lee just came by to say hi


Ramone: skunkbutt dicknose

Or that.

That really looks good


hAm Salad Sandwich: i'm now past the 24 hour mark of having eaten so everything sounds amazing
hAm Salad Sandwich: my hands look delicious right now
hAm Salad Sandwich: rigby looks like a ribeye
fantabulous: I'm not fond of cole slaw.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Eat something, Mantz.
Gregonzola: Mantz, why are you fasting?
hAm Salad Sandwich: you should hear what it said about you, fanta
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Fanta, you're a monster.
Gregonzola: Blood tests, poverty, or new found faith? -hic-
hAm Salad Sandwich: i'm not fasting on purpose
hAm Salad Sandwich: i just forgot to eat last night and now i'm profastinating

If you'll be my bodyguard


hAm Salad Sandwich: my neighbor just stopped by and borrowed a cup of sugar
hAm Salad Sandwich: what is this 1950?
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: They were casing the joint!
hAm Salad Sandwich: I woke up in the middle of a cold war cliche
hAm Salad Sandwich: she's kinda cute
hAm Salad Sandwich: my building is full of cute girls, actually
hAm Salad Sandwich: i can't wait for the summertime when the pool is open
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I'm moving in, Matnz.
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: You need a fat bearded sidekick
hAm Salad Sandwich: I'll be like thom at an all you can eat buffet
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: If sitcoms ever taught me anything, it's that.
hAm Salad Sandwich: haha thom you would be an amazing sidekick
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Two plates and you feel ashamed?
hAm Salad Sandwich: pretty much
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: So you just hit the soft serve repeatedly?
hAm Salad Sandwich: "sir! you can't take the steam trays!"
hAm Salad Sandwich: haha soft serve
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Leaving with pockets full of shrimp.

Sadlarious and Shidiotic


Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: So, remember my shitty phone survey job?
Piter: sure
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: They apparently never got the message that I quit oh so many months ago. -hic-
Gregonzola: They didn't fire your ass for not showing up?
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: They called me today and asked if I still wanted to work there, and what hours I wanted.
hAm Salad Sandwich: my old job was paying for my health insurance for 6 months after i quit. dumbasses
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I haven't been there for fucking like, four months!
Gregonzola: They must really, really need phone lackeys, Thom. And Mantz, that's awesome.
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And I told them to give me every available shift.
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Because I fucking need money.
Gregonzola: Well, heck. Go get you some dough!
hAm Salad Sandwich: tell them you won't come back until they pay you for those 4 months that you dutifully showed up and never recieved a paycheck
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I just realized
Gregonzola: haha.
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: This is technically the longest I have ever held a job.
hAm Salad Sandwich: haha thom that's sadlarious
hAm Salad Sandwich: oh, i learned a new word today. shidiotic
miss havisham: sadlarious. love it.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Fueled by Pure Cream


Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And being an adult is fun.
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: This morning I woke up at 7am, made myself a huge banana split, and watched cartoons. And no one can tell me not to!
Gregonzola: Haha.
Gregonzola: Okay, that's a great adulthood.
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: It's what keeps me going most days. Ice cream breakfasts.

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