Hope for the boneless

[08:23] Everybody: Schlovia won't give me her mom's phone number, even though her mom lives right around the corner. How rude!
[08:25] RAMONE logged on.
[08:25] RAMONE: ./|\V//^\v/.l|./|\V/ /^\v/.l|./|\V//^\v/ .l|./|\V//^\v/.l|./ |\V//^\v/.l|./|\V// ^\v/.l|./|\V//^\v/ .l|./|\V//^\v/.l|./ |\V//^\v/.l|./|\V// ^\v/.l|./|\V//^\v/ .l|./|\V//^\v/.l|./ |\V//^\v/.l|./|\V// ^\v/.l|./|\
[08:25] Everybody: Wtf, Ram-one? It's like being spammed with alphabetic vaginas.
[08:25] RAMONE: _-.L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_- .L|_l_-.L|_l_-.L
[08:26] RAMONE: You would be a blast to watch interpreting the Rorschach test
[08:26] Everybody: Rorscheisse test.
[08:26] RAMONE: "MOTH VAGINA!" "TWO FACES AND A VAGINA!"
[08:26] RAMONE: REFLECTION OF A VAGINA!
[08:27] miss havisham: schlovia's mom's vagina!
[08:27] miss havisham: just go knock on doors, pooch
[08:27] Everybody: "Ding-dong, ding dong calling."
[08:27] RAMONE: wtf is a schlovia y/n
[08:27] RAMONE: haha
[08:28] miss havisham: idk, i'm taking pooch's word that it's a thing
[08:28] Everybody: Not taking the baaaaait.
[08:28] miss havisham: oh lee, i had a beer with lassaebola this weekend. She said "ugh, lee" but was smiling while she said it
[08:28] Everybody: Did you bend her over?
[08:29] RAMONE: She's funny
[08:29] RAMONE: Me? Yes.
[08:29] Everybody: She walks funny. After Havi bends her over.
[08:29] RAMONE: Oh you meant havi
[08:30] RAMONE: No, I didn't bend havi over
[08:30] RAMONE: oh you meant lassa
[08:30] RAMONE: yes
[08:30] RAMONE: full circle
[08:31] Everybody: + jerk.
[08:31] miss havisham: Yes we just bent each other over and then were like "huh, what now?"
[08:31] miss havisham: cause, no penises.
[08:31] Everybody: Pick up the phone.. call Ramone!
[08:31] miss havisham: so we stood back up and finished our beers
[08:31] Everybody sings a little jingle.
[08:31] RAMONE: [link] http:// www.youtube.com/ watch?v=95GD87CRve0
[08:31] Everybody: "You and your lady got no bone. Pick up your phone and -call Ramone-!"