Japanese is the Real Language of Love

[20:56] Baron Ultima: where are jon's pants?
[20:56] jon diaz: i accidentally so hard i lost them
[20:57] Gregonzola: Donde estan los pantalones de Jon?
[20:57] Gregonzola: That's the Spanish translation. I don't know it in German.
[20:57] xTyrx: Jon doesn't wear pants
[20:58] xTyrx: Ich meine Hose verloren I think is German not 100%
[20:58] Gregonzola: I like it. Close as we're going to come.
[20:59] jon diaz: Ich habe meine Hosen verloren
[20:59] Gregonzola: Nice.
[20:59] Baron Ultima: yeah
[20:59] jon diaz: helping verb
[21:00] jon diaz: conversational past tense, you add haben or sometimes sein to it
[21:00] jon diaz: future tense, you add werden
[21:01] jon diaz: Ich verlore meine Hosen
[21:01] jon diaz: Ich habe meine Hosen verloren
[21:01] jon diaz: Ich werde meine Hosen verloren
[21:02] jon diaz: then you get into the fun stuff like narrative past tense and theoretical tense
[21:02] jon diaz: saying "I would lose my pants" gets crazy
[21:03] Gregonzola: No let's say you're at a bar.
[21:03] Gregonzola: And you're hitting on some hot frau.
[21:03] Gregonzola: What is, "I'd like to take your pants off with my teeth"?
[21:03] jon diaz: hmm
[21:04] jon diaz: Ich will deine Hosen ausgenenimmt?
[21:04] Gregonzola: I like it. I'm going to Germany!
[21:05] jon diaz: mit meine Ze:hne
[21:05] jon diaz: Ich will deine Hosen mit meine Za:hne ausgenenimmt
[21:05] jon diaz: because if you're saying that, why not address them informally ;)
[21:06] Gregonzola: Good point.
[21:06] jon diaz: "If you don't mind, I would be much obliged if you'd kindly let me remove your pants with my teeth"
[21:07] jon diaz: I'm sure you could communicate that in Japanese in about 7 words