Friday, November 30, 2012

Kingdom of Celibacy


Miss Havisham: omg what, are we talking about celibacy in this clan?
Miss Havisham: finally, something I know about
Gregonzola: Havi, some of us are celibate, others of us are not.
Gregonzola: But we can all discuss it.
Gregonzola: Boy, abstaining from sex is a good idea
Gregonzola: Some days, I really tire of love making and think, "I should be celibate today."
Gregonzola: Said no one, ever.
Gregonzola: Sorry, that last part was supposed to stay in my head instead of coming out.
Nitron: oh, one day after work, a few coworkers and I went to a bar.
Nitron: so, I have a few, but am by no means drunk. we're just sitting at the table, and I shout out "I'm a virgin!"
Nitron: Chuck, one of the guys with us, fell out of his chair laughing
SyDnEy ReBiK: I'm a virgin
SyDnEy ReBiK: Said no one, ever.

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