Band Camp

Dear Penthouse: Lee likes it in the cage.

Ria: ooooooh, male cage dancer!

Ramone: that's racist

Dear Penthouse: Yup. Dance, boy, dance.

Ramone: This one time

Ramone: at band camp

Ramone: there was a drunk teenager in a cage on the side of the stage

Dear Penthouse: Story!

Ramone: and she moved the cage around because she was so spastic

Ramone: and it fell on the soundman's head and knocked him unconscious

Ramone: that was right in Greg's back yard. Well close, anyway. I think

Ramone: Is Stockton close?

Gregonzola: It is. It's the armpit of California.

Shoo86: lol

Ramone: indeed

Ramone: We were in a convention center or something and earlier that day they had some sort of farmer's convention and there were still chicken feathers floating around

Ramone: good times

Ramone: anyway the soundman was revived and actually went back and finished his job

Gregonzola: [link] http://www.forbes.com/2011/02/02/stockton-miami-cleveland-business-washington-miserable-cities.html

Gregonzola: Stockton was rated America's Most Miserable city in 2011.

Ramone: haha

Ramone: Bakersfield is dismal too. They should have a contest for who is the dreariest