Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Kill it with Fire

[18:24] jon diaz: aaaaaand i just killed a gigantic-ass centipede that was hanging on the underside of my desk right over my keyboard
[18:24] jon diaz: everybody excuse me while i put on some clean pants
[18:24] Jesara: attack!
[18:24] AlbinoPanther: Ewwwww
[18:24] AlbinoPanther: Centipedes are gross
[18:25] jon diaz: i know they eat other bugs and are helpful and stuff
[18:25] jon diaz: but these fuckers are legitly poisonous
[18:25] Jesara: yep
[18:25] Jesara: I want nothing poisonous in my house but me! Meh.
[18:26] jon diaz: centipedes don't actually bite you. they have stinger things
[18:26] AlbinoPanther: Centipedes like warm and damp, and will buddy up to sleeping humans.
[18:26] Jesara: it's still called a bite because it's jaw-like thingies
[18:26] jon diaz: oh god ap
[18:26] jon diaz: why the fuck did you tell me that
[18:26] jon diaz aaaaaaaa

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