AlbinoPanther: feeling sick again (not related to conversation)
Betafly: oh no :(
Betafly hugs ap
xTyrx hides the syringe he just injected AP with
AlbinoPanther: i would have puked on you if you did that IRL
Gregonzola: Oh, no. AP is our clan father hen.
Gregonzola: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
AlbinoPanther is the great white cat, doesn't know what you're talking about
Gun_Mage: greg, take him into a back room and "nurse" him back to health
xTyrx: erm I am the doctor >.> thank you very much
Gregonzola: Tyr, can we save the patient?
xTyrx: Nurse I will need 900 CC's of adrenaline
xTyrx: I doubt it Greg but we will try
Gun_Mage hands xtyrx 900 CCs of adrenaline >.>
xTyrx: Oh and 200 CC's of Morphine
xTyrx gives AP 900CC's of adrenaline
Gregonzola is pretty sure 900 CCs of adrenaline will make your heart explode out your nose
Gun_Mage accidenally trips and punctures xtyrx with 200 CCs of morphine
xTyrx: No he is a Cat remember
AlbinoPanther: @______@
xTyrx: his heart is bigger he can probably surivie
xTyrx: survive
xTyrx: He has a 6% chance of making it
AlbinoPanther screams
xTyrx hits AP in the head with a frying pan
Gun_Mage: 6%? those are good odds
Gun_Mage: DO IT
AlbinoPanther eats the frying pan
xTyrx: oops looks like the patient isn't going to make it
xTyrx: GM just wheel him around back and take care of him
AlbinoPanther urinates all over the clan hall and crawls on the ceiling
xTyrx gives Gm a S'more gun to take care of AP
AlbinoPanther gibbers more incoherently than usual
xTyrx: Now if you will excuse me I have 200CC of Morphine going through my body I am about to be in heaven more or less
Gun_Mage straps albino down into a wheelchair and pushes him into the swimming pool
Gun_Mage walks away whistling
Gun_Mage: ok xtyrx, hes taken care of
AmandaMay pees in the pool
xTyrx wanders around while on an Opiod high
AlbinoPanther floats to the top
xTyrx: Good Job nurse Gun_mage
AlbinoPanther wonders why he is getting more yellow water poured on him :c
Gun_Mage nods and giggles
Betafly: um
Betafly: why is there yellow water in chat?
Gun_Mage: >.>
AlbinoPanther: "AmandaMay pees in the pool"
xTyrx: we had enough of that last time we operated on that one patient
AlbinoPanther glares at GM and xtyrx
xTyrx: I removed his heart but apparently I was supposed to remove his appendix
xTyrx: Fortunately he died before charges could be pressed
Betafly pees on everyone's shoes
Gun_Mage wonders what xtyrx is on
xTyrx: Morphine of course
Gregonzola: 200 CCs of morphine.
xTyrx: its your fault you know
Gregonzola: It's like you don't even listen.
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