Sunday, March 1, 2026

ASSbot is unavailable at the moment

 Lyssa OwO: uh. shit. ASSbot is down.

merpKINgwhys that bad?
GregonzolaWhere will we get our ass?
clockolockocheck behind you. 90% of people have one
GregonzolaI will have to make booty calls. -hic-
GregonzolaWHAT?
GregonzolaNo, this one won't do. It's hairy.

ZekoIt s not down, just used up :(
ZekoRecently it s been out of adventures every time I check
Lyssa OwOshitttt -hic-
Lyssa OwOis somebody willing to help me out then
ZekoYou stuck in the cage?
ZekoGimme a minute to drink and I ll let you out
ZekoYou re free, but may get stuck again unfortunately without assbot
Lyssa OwOty!
Lyssa OwOit totally wont happen again because im super good at gambling
Lyssa OwOfucking hell it happened again