Sharing is caring

 Arlannah: remember, kids: you can share your pencils, but please don't share your needles.

When she knows she's being quoted

Frogina found out some of her quotations were being immortalized for posterity, and she treated us to golden ones.

Frogina: A few memorable were "Stop hitting each other with guns, use the bats!" "Get your head out of the microwaves" and "Meat is not for hugging"

Voratus: meat is too for hugging

The Patron Saint of Depravity: people are made of meat

The Patron Saint of Depravity: I hug them all the time

The Patron Saint of Depravity: meat is very much for hugging

Frogina: also "you have to peel the pineapple, *before* you eat it" -hic-

The Patron Saint of Depravity: do you though? I don't peel oranges before I eat them

hedonia: ... patron, that is the most depraved thing you have said today

hedonia: and I've been here all day

Frogina: Well I mean we were in the grocery store. She was legit hugging a 5lb pkg of steaks to her chest, and ew

Farty, not the Canary!

Ryu Gin Verboten Revanant: Sonshine, Zeko, fkj, and MYRT tunneled their way towards the Archeologists Spade exhibit, but Farty passed by and heard them humming the Mission Impossible theme song. The fart he let loose managed to not only kill their canary, but violated at least 16 health codes in what was later referred to as "The Dutch Oven Heard Around the World."

That kid's going places

Frogina: Fun, barely relevant Vader-esque story, once I was at a thrift shop with my daughter and her bestie, shopping for halloween costumes, and I put on a vader mask, and said the "im your father" thing

Frogina: and daughter's friend SCREAMED "You're not my real dad!" and ran off and it felt like the whole store turned to stare at me

Frogina nods

Arlannah: lol

Frogina: one of the best lines I've ever heard irl, it was hilarious

Frogina: Her mom was irritated but I lol'd

Frogina: that kid is goin places

Robust Production is good, right?

 Gregonzola: My very first car was an '87 Honda Civic. I finally sold it when it wouldn't pass smog.

Smighty passés smog

Gregonzola: Ooof, Smighty, you have to warn us before you do that.

Gregonzola sprays air feshener

Smighty: Báck in my ol' college days they called me "the Dutch Oven"

Troll Booth Gary: I'll take "Name something you dont mention on a job interview" for $100, Alex

ASSbot is unavailable at the moment

 Lyssa OwO: uh. shit. ASSbot is down.

merpKINg: whys that bad?

Gregonzola: Where will we get our ass?

clockolocko: check behind you. 90% of people have one

Gregonzola: I will have to make booty calls. -hic-

Gregonzola: WHAT?

Gregonzola: No, this one won't do. It's hairy.

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Zeko: It s not down, just used up :(

Zeko: Recently it s been out of adventures every time I check

Lyssa OwO: shitttt -hic-

Lyssa OwO: is somebody willing to help me out then

Zeko: You stuck in the cage?

Zeko: Gimme a minute to drink and I ll let you out

Zeko: You re free, but may get stuck again unfortunately without assbot

Lyssa OwO: ty!

Lyssa OwO: it totally wont happen again because im super good at gambling

Lyssa OwO: fucking hell it happened again

Thom's Art

 For those who hadn't heard, Thomas Earl Waldrop II passed away. He did leave us some art, and it is quality.

This first one is Jesabele's though. It captures the spirit of one of our friends who no longer plays.