Excalligator

Evidently, you can't see Imgur in Digital ID nations, so we're trying sharing images this way.

 

In a what now?

Kol Miners Daughter: be back in a mom

Skent: Hiya KMD

Arlannah: in *whose* mom?!?

Derplingtons: ayo..

Unconventionable: lol

Nannachi: ehmm...

Nannachi: who gave their mom to KMD xD

Westcliffe is shocked at KMD

Derplingtons is impressed

Fargblabble: hey, we've all been there

Anaeri: :o

Arlannah: all except the clones :(

Kol Miners Daughter comes back, explaining aisle 3! Someone spilled pickle juice!

Kol Miners Daughter: wha?

Fargblabble checks for belly buttons

Gregonzola: Nan, of course you caught that.

Kol Miners Daughter: mom-ent

Kol Miners Daughter: mah associate called me over here for this?

Gregonzola: And Nan made it dirty.

Gregonzola: Because Nan.

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Nannachi: KMD.. we aint gonna believe you

Derplingtons: hehehe

Nannachi: i yam who i yam greg xD

Gregonzola: KMD is a grown up and she can do what she wants, Nan.

Derplingtons: and WHOever too

Gregonzola: Good point, Derp.

Nannachi: true derp and greg xD

Derplingtons: <3

Gregonzola: Also, you savages seem to have scared KMD out of chat.

Gregonzola: So rude.

Derplingtons: perhaps she's in another mom

Gregonzola glares at the savages

Gregonzola: Hahahaha

Gregonzola: Derp wins the internet for today.

Arlannah snerks

Unconventionable: lol Derp

Perilous Tracks

 

Khlamedaea: oh no Avandor has foreseen the peril in my future!

Khlamedaea: I gotta say I read foreskin at first

Khlamedaea: well it was an uncut grape

Avandor: Perilous foreskin?

Wasabi Peas: Okay foreskin peril is an entirely different sort of peril

Khlamedaea: seems like a good band name

Avandor: Probably get a lot of tracks cut

Ipikak the Inebriated: Foreskin Peril is my new deathmetal Lords of Acid cover band.

Avandor: Acidic Foreskin Peril... there's a nice little nightmare for you

Khlamedaea: oo now I have both peril and pear-il lol

Pandamanster: that band name makes me itchy

 

Damian Domino Davis: q: how do you circumcise a whale?

Damian Domino Davis: a: you send down four skin divers.

 

Where did the lube come from?

Unconventionable holds thight because they want to stick around all day

Unconventionable: *tight

Aquafunky_Boogalicious: Have no fear, the council is here.

bSmith: Too late, I already picture you clutching your thighs

Avandor glues bits and pieces of Unconventionable to the table

NotWinlogon: lol

Unconventionable: hahahaha

Disc the Band goes rummaging in the Janitor's closet to look for stuff to help with unsticking Uncon

Aquafunky_Boogalicious: Oh, well then.

Aquafunky_Boogalicious let's uncon be stuck.

Aquafunky_Boogalicious: Like, to a thing. Not with a thing. Wouldn't allow that.

Unconventionable: I'll try to behave, somewhat

bSmith: At tis point we've coated you in a mix of glue and lube. Bahaving is out of the question now

WISH GRANTED CALVSIE (and a minor announcement)

[14:24] Calvsie: SKULLFARK YOURSELF!
[14:24] skullfark soulshasser: i skullfarked your mother last night
[14:25] Calvsie: ewww necrophillia
[14:25] Big Daddy Grimm: necrophellia: The urge to crack open a cold one....
[14:25] Calvsie: if I could like something in chat grimm
[14:26] skullfark soulshasser: ...
[14:26] skullfark soulshasser: necrOphellia?
[14:26] skullfark soulshasser: is this a shakespeare joke
[14:27] Calvsie: ásk shkpr




This is when I remembers I had admin access to this Blog, so I will try to keep it going.


<3
Grimmyzola

The Strange Leaflet Quest

There are scripts and spoilers out there a plenty for this quest, but if you prefer to do your own typing, or don't trust scripts, here's mine.

open mailbox
take leaflet
open door
east
take sword
examine fireplace

When you examine the fireplace, there are several things you may see.  Depending on what you see, you'll type in something different.

If you see:

A trophy, take it using "take trophy"

A bird, type "plover"

A ceramic model of brick building, type "plugh"

A ship, type "yoho"

A white house is "xyzzy"

You'l get some stats from this.  Once you're done, on with the typing.

examine tinder
examine parchment
west
north
cut hedge
pick up stick
west
light stick
east
north
kill serpent
open chest
look behind chest
look in hole
south
south
east
light fireplace
take boots
put on boots
west
south
south
south

Lost in Forest
When you're lost in the forest, just keep typing to directions you stop being lost.  I usually use "South" and "West" but you can use anything.

climb tree
take egg
look at petunias
throw egg at roadrunner
down
look in leaves
up
throw ruby at petunias
examine scroll

gnusto cleesh

up
cleesh giant
take ring

That's it, resume your normal adventuring!

Frisky Squirrels

[11:41] Turbulent Squirrel: Tell him about the twinkie.
[11:43] Birdy: a squirrel? In my newbie?
[11:44] Tehkeela: Birdy, yes,
[11:44] Tehkeela: But, no worry.
[11:44] Tehkeela: I greased all of the poles holding up the bird feeders.
[11:44] Birdy: but I do worry
[11:45] Birdy: so no poledancing squirrel? -hic-
[11:45] Turbulent Squirrel: Only if I get paid, sweetheart.
[11:51] Assistant_Madman: no poledancing squirrel, but I do have a lapdancing groundhog