Robust Production is good, right?

 Gregonzola: My very first car was an '87 Honda Civic. I finally sold it when it wouldn't pass smog.

Smighty passés smog

Gregonzola: Ooof, Smighty, you have to warn us before you do that.

Gregonzola sprays air feshener

Smighty: Báck in my ol' college days they called me "the Dutch Oven"

Troll Booth Gary: I'll take "Name something you dont mention on a job interview" for $100, Alex

ASSbot is unavailable at the moment

 Lyssa OwO: uh. shit. ASSbot is down.

merpKINg: whys that bad?

Gregonzola: Where will we get our ass?

clockolocko: check behind you. 90% of people have one

Gregonzola: I will have to make booty calls. -hic-

Gregonzola: WHAT?

Gregonzola: No, this one won't do. It's hairy.

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Zeko: It s not down, just used up :(

Zeko: Recently it s been out of adventures every time I check

Lyssa OwO: shitttt -hic-

Lyssa OwO: is somebody willing to help me out then

Zeko: You stuck in the cage?

Zeko: Gimme a minute to drink and I ll let you out

Zeko: You re free, but may get stuck again unfortunately without assbot

Lyssa OwO: ty!

Lyssa OwO: it totally wont happen again because im super good at gambling

Lyssa OwO: fucking hell it happened again

Thom's Art

 For those who hadn't heard, Thomas Earl Waldrop II passed away. He did leave us some art, and it is quality.

This first one is Jesabele's though. It captures the spirit of one of our friends who no longer plays.

Jesa's hymen will kick your butt

 [11:45] jesABeLE: whut iz hymen and how 2?

[11:46] KrakMunky69: it's something you haven't had in a loooooong time jesa
[11:46] jesABeLE: ooooooh
[11:46] jesABeLE: should I be missing it?
[11:47] JayRandom logged on.
[11:47] KrakMunky69: nah, all it does is hinder your enjoyment of life
[11:49] JayRandom: Also whose hindering my enjoyment of life?
[11:49] JayRandom: Or who's. You know.
[11:49] jesABeLE: apparently my hymen did, Jay
[11:50] Myanide: jesa's hymen will kick yoru ass
[11:51] JayRandom: What is a hymen and hoe2?

Fart Sixth Fart

[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: Fart Sixth Fart
[00:35] Roebuck Teeth: The Sixth Sense
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: ...
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: HAHAHA
[00:35] Nitron: never saw it
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: fart this farts hilarious.
[00:35] Roebuck Teeth: mePhI what is happening to you
[00:35] Leeverb: what was that mephi?
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS dicks
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: wow fart was fart not butt i dick to fart
[00:35] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: The best movie ever is Lethal Weapon 5.
[00:35] Leeverb: hahahahahahahaha
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: butt my boner this butts the butt chat butt ever
[00:35] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: THAT IS AWESOME
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: farts is boner
[00:35] Leeverb: this is the best day of my life
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: Butt
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: lol butts
[00:36] Flinkle: lol butt
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: There is so much butt in this chat right now
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: the fart thing dicks that farts consumed boner typing boners
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth cannot even handle it
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS farts a butt
[00:36] Fisty McFist: I need twelve million dollars so I can shoot H. G. Wells "The Invisible Boner"since I might actually die of a heart attack
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: fart my fart you farts are dick out butt what boners probably butt funniest dick effect butt
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: leeverb dick your fart you dick such dick stiff boner man boner no butt of butt oh dick -hic-
[00:36] Flinkle: ...oh my.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: Butt ME
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: My 12 year old sense of humor is going to wake up my whole fucking house
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth cackles
[00:36] Flinkle: Meph, please take that to pm. Jeez.
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: SO AWESOME
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: flinkle fart settle dick you butt stop boners train dick laughter
[00:36] Flinkle: "butt of butt oh dick"
[00:36] Nitron: I'm not 12, and what is this
[00:36] Flinkle: lolololol
[00:36] Leeverb: I am fucking dying
[00:36] Mod Announcement: Butt of butt oh dick. That is all.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: please tell me someone is logging this because this chat effect is gonna be GONE
[00:36] Leeverb: logged
[00:36] Flinkle: And there it went.
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: This is GLORIOUS, Nitron
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: that was the best 69 turns of an effect that ever happened
[00:36] Nitron: chat effect?
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: BUTT STOP BONERS TRAIN DICK
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: i need to give trubs like an eagle high five
[00:36] Flinkle: Nitron...it's unreleased to the public.
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: What caused that?
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: Oh
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I am displeased that I cannot inflict that effect on all of /newbie.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: orh man

[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: i haven't laughed that hard in ages 

Peeverb

[newbie] Leeverb has an accident.

[newbie] Ramone points and laughs
[newbie] SomebodyElse snickers @ leeverb
[newbie] BioHazardMan: PeeVerb.
[clan] Ramone has an accident.
[newbie] Ramone: the weird thing is I signed off like 5 minutes ago
[newbie] Reiko Ishikawa: Computer gremlins
[newbie] Dr_Oblvious: That's a lot of lag, Ramone.
[newbie] Predalien has an accident.
[newbie] JRR Trollkien has an accident.
[newbie] Ramone: ragepee
[newbie] Adamantois points and laughs at verb
[newbie] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH puts on a hazmat suit
[newbie] Reiko Ishikawa giggles and tucks her feet up
[newbie] Ramone: none of those accounts are online
[newbie] jesabele tears up from laughter

Excalligator

Evidently, you can't see Imgur in Digital ID nations, so we're trying sharing images this way.