Dusty Prunes

DietPepsi: All I do is DP :(

Verdant Purple: Dr Pepper?

DietPepsi: Oh wow, I've never heard a Dr Pepper joke before

Kol Miners Daughter: Dusty Prunes

Verdant Purple: it's no laughing matter

Graelk: Dusty Prunes is the worlds worst pornstar name

Kol Miners Daughter: you try being a porn star at 103 and see what they name you!

DietPepsi: i just call her grandma

Unhinged Eye Poking

ScotlandsFinest: Ach well 1 million is better than a poke in the eye with a stick.

Runlang: You speak from experience, Scot?

ScotlandsFinest: I sure do.

ScotlandsFinest: Been poked in the eye, many a time.

chocofungi: it's a traditional greeting in Glasgow

ScotlandsFinest: It's true choco.

ScotlandsFinest: My friend said what's that in your eye, then said it's my finger. *poke*

Sounds like a handy book!

donCannoli: if anyone needs Booke of Vampires I'll do a hella backseat (sweet) deal on the one sigh (I) got this, was too cheap to let go

PutJokeHere: It's very fancy soup

Frogina: a backseat deal don?! :O

TheMallOfTruth: Ohh Don msg me

donCannoli: sounds like im offering it up for a "handy" or something XD

PutJokeHere: I'll deal with your backseat

TheMallOfTruth: You weren't?

donCannoli: ;)

Liquid cheese for your colorful swears

Chordata Parliament: I texted my office and autocorrect told them I'm taking a "suck day"

Chordata Parliament: Which is not inaccurate -hic-

Arlannah: haaahahahahahaha -hic-

ScotlandsFinest: Fucksocks, what a colourful swear. I like it.

Frogina: well sometimes sick days are suck days

Chordata Parliament: Fucksticks isn't bad. Fuckstain and cocksnot are still probably my favorites

Arlannah: i read "assbiscuits" in a book last night

Empty_Bottle: woah

Frogina: Many years ago, in a game that shall not be named, people evaded the swear filters by calling people "fuckburger"

Frogina would never

NiftyNeedle logged on.

Littlebitofsonshine: Guys do pies what a crazy world.

Chordata Parliament: Two all-beefcakes, special sauce, lettuce, and pickles seem okay, but I question the addition of cheese on a fuckburger

hedonia: liquid cheese sounds appropriate

Arlannah: also "assbadgers", which i think i like better

Chordata Parliament: Assbadgers is good

Chordata Parliament: Sometimes I swear by Cyrano de Ballsack

Frogina: XD special sauce gains a whole new meaning on this burger

hedonia: assbadgers sounds like a demon that plagues you in the seventh level of hell

Chordata Parliament: Also Ballsackagawea

Arlannah: ... "assbadgers" is available but "arsebadger" is already taken (#2704483)

ScotlandsFinest: Played for almost two weeks. Good effort.

Frogina: just called my daughter all of those names she is cracking up

Frogina: her favorite is "Cyrano de Ballsack"

Sharing is caring

 Arlannah: remember, kids: you can share your pencils, but please don't share your needles.

When she knows she's being quoted

Frogina found out some of her quotations were being immortalized for posterity, and she treated us to golden ones.

Frogina: A few memorable were "Stop hitting each other with guns, use the bats!" "Get your head out of the microwaves" and "Meat is not for hugging"

Voratus: meat is too for hugging

The Patron Saint of Depravity: people are made of meat

The Patron Saint of Depravity: I hug them all the time

The Patron Saint of Depravity: meat is very much for hugging

Frogina: also "you have to peel the pineapple, *before* you eat it" -hic-

The Patron Saint of Depravity: do you though? I don't peel oranges before I eat them

hedonia: ... patron, that is the most depraved thing you have said today

hedonia: and I've been here all day

Frogina: Well I mean we were in the grocery store. She was legit hugging a 5lb pkg of steaks to her chest, and ew

Farty, not the Canary!

Ryu Gin Verboten Revanant: Sonshine, Zeko, fkj, and MYRT tunneled their way towards the Archeologists Spade exhibit, but Farty passed by and heard them humming the Mission Impossible theme song. The fart he let loose managed to not only kill their canary, but violated at least 16 health codes in what was later referred to as "The Dutch Oven Heard Around the World."