Thom's Art

 For those who hadn't heard, Thomas Earl Waldrop II passed away. He did leave us some art, and it is quality.

Jesa's hymen will kick your butt

 [11:45] jesABeLE: whut iz hymen and how 2?

[11:46] KrakMunky69: it's something you haven't had in a loooooong time jesa
[11:46] jesABeLE: ooooooh
[11:46] jesABeLE: should I be missing it?
[11:47] JayRandom logged on.
[11:47] KrakMunky69: nah, all it does is hinder your enjoyment of life
[11:49] JayRandom: Also whose hindering my enjoyment of life?
[11:49] JayRandom: Or who's. You know.
[11:49] jesABeLE: apparently my hymen did, Jay
[11:50] Myanide: jesa's hymen will kick yoru ass
[11:51] JayRandom: What is a hymen and hoe2?

Fart Sixth Fart

[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: Fart Sixth Fart
[00:35] Roebuck Teeth: The Sixth Sense
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: ...
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: HAHAHA
[00:35] Nitron: never saw it
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: fart this farts hilarious.
[00:35] Roebuck Teeth: mePhI what is happening to you
[00:35] Leeverb: what was that mephi?
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS dicks
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: wow fart was fart not butt i dick to fart
[00:35] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: The best movie ever is Lethal Weapon 5.
[00:35] Leeverb: hahahahahahahaha
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: butt my boner this butts the butt chat butt ever
[00:35] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: THAT IS AWESOME
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: farts is boner
[00:35] Leeverb: this is the best day of my life
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: Butt
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: lol butts
[00:36] Flinkle: lol butt
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: There is so much butt in this chat right now
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: the fart thing dicks that farts consumed boner typing boners
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth cannot even handle it
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS farts a butt
[00:36] Fisty McFist: I need twelve million dollars so I can shoot H. G. Wells "The Invisible Boner"since I might actually die of a heart attack
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: fart my fart you farts are dick out butt what boners probably butt funniest dick effect butt
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: leeverb dick your fart you dick such dick stiff boner man boner no butt of butt oh dick -hic-
[00:36] Flinkle: ...oh my.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: Butt ME
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: My 12 year old sense of humor is going to wake up my whole fucking house
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth cackles
[00:36] Flinkle: Meph, please take that to pm. Jeez.
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: SO AWESOME
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: flinkle fart settle dick you butt stop boners train dick laughter
[00:36] Flinkle: "butt of butt oh dick"
[00:36] Nitron: I'm not 12, and what is this
[00:36] Flinkle: lolololol
[00:36] Leeverb: I am fucking dying
[00:36] Mod Announcement: Butt of butt oh dick. That is all.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: please tell me someone is logging this because this chat effect is gonna be GONE
[00:36] Leeverb: logged
[00:36] Flinkle: And there it went.
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: This is GLORIOUS, Nitron
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: that was the best 69 turns of an effect that ever happened
[00:36] Nitron: chat effect?
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: BUTT STOP BONERS TRAIN DICK
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: i need to give trubs like an eagle high five
[00:36] Flinkle: Nitron...it's unreleased to the public.
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: What caused that?
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: Oh
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I am displeased that I cannot inflict that effect on all of /newbie.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: orh man

[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: i haven't laughed that hard in ages 

Peeverb

[newbie] Leeverb has an accident.

[newbie] Ramone points and laughs
[newbie] SomebodyElse snickers @ leeverb
[newbie] BioHazardMan: PeeVerb.
[clan] Ramone has an accident.
[newbie] Ramone: the weird thing is I signed off like 5 minutes ago
[newbie] Reiko Ishikawa: Computer gremlins
[newbie] Dr_Oblvious: That's a lot of lag, Ramone.
[newbie] Predalien has an accident.
[newbie] JRR Trollkien has an accident.
[newbie] Ramone: ragepee
[newbie] Adamantois points and laughs at verb
[newbie] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH puts on a hazmat suit
[newbie] Reiko Ishikawa giggles and tucks her feet up
[newbie] Ramone: none of those accounts are online
[newbie] jesabele tears up from laughter

Excalligator

Evidently, you can't see Imgur in Digital ID nations, so we're trying sharing images this way.

 

In a what now?

Kol Miners Daughter: be back in a mom

Skent: Hiya KMD

Arlannah: in *whose* mom?!?

Derplingtons: ayo..

Unconventionable: lol

Nannachi: ehmm...

Nannachi: who gave their mom to KMD xD

Westcliffe is shocked at KMD

Derplingtons is impressed

Fargblabble: hey, we've all been there

Anaeri: :o

Arlannah: all except the clones :(

Kol Miners Daughter comes back, explaining aisle 3! Someone spilled pickle juice!

Kol Miners Daughter: wha?

Fargblabble checks for belly buttons

Gregonzola: Nan, of course you caught that.

Kol Miners Daughter: mom-ent

Kol Miners Daughter: mah associate called me over here for this?

Gregonzola: And Nan made it dirty.

Gregonzola: Because Nan.

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Nannachi: KMD.. we aint gonna believe you

Derplingtons: hehehe

Nannachi: i yam who i yam greg xD

Gregonzola: KMD is a grown up and she can do what she wants, Nan.

Derplingtons: and WHOever too

Gregonzola: Good point, Derp.

Nannachi: true derp and greg xD

Derplingtons: <3

Gregonzola: Also, you savages seem to have scared KMD out of chat.

Gregonzola: So rude.

Derplingtons: perhaps she's in another mom

Gregonzola glares at the savages

Gregonzola: Hahahaha

Gregonzola: Derp wins the internet for today.

Arlannah snerks

Unconventionable: lol Derp

Perilous Tracks

 

Khlamedaea: oh no Avandor has foreseen the peril in my future!

Khlamedaea: I gotta say I read foreskin at first

Khlamedaea: well it was an uncut grape

Avandor: Perilous foreskin?

Wasabi Peas: Okay foreskin peril is an entirely different sort of peril

Khlamedaea: seems like a good band name

Avandor: Probably get a lot of tracks cut

Ipikak the Inebriated: Foreskin Peril is my new deathmetal Lords of Acid cover band.

Avandor: Acidic Foreskin Peril... there's a nice little nightmare for you

Khlamedaea: oo now I have both peril and pear-il lol

Pandamanster: that band name makes me itchy

 

Damian Domino Davis: q: how do you circumcise a whale?

Damian Domino Davis: a: you send down four skin divers.