Dusty Prunes

DietPepsi: All I do is DP :(

Verdant Purple: Dr Pepper?

DietPepsi: Oh wow, I've never heard a Dr Pepper joke before

Kol Miners Daughter: Dusty Prunes

Verdant Purple: it's no laughing matter

Graelk: Dusty Prunes is the worlds worst pornstar name

Kol Miners Daughter: you try being a porn star at 103 and see what they name you!

DietPepsi: i just call her grandma

Unhinged Eye Poking

ScotlandsFinest: Ach well 1 million is better than a poke in the eye with a stick.

Runlang: You speak from experience, Scot?

ScotlandsFinest: I sure do.

ScotlandsFinest: Been poked in the eye, many a time.

chocofungi: it's a traditional greeting in Glasgow

ScotlandsFinest: It's true choco.

ScotlandsFinest: My friend said what's that in your eye, then said it's my finger. *poke*

Sounds like a handy book!

donCannoli: if anyone needs Booke of Vampires I'll do a hella backseat (sweet) deal on the one sigh (I) got this, was too cheap to let go

PutJokeHere: It's very fancy soup

Frogina: a backseat deal don?! :O

TheMallOfTruth: Ohh Don msg me

donCannoli: sounds like im offering it up for a "handy" or something XD

PutJokeHere: I'll deal with your backseat

TheMallOfTruth: You weren't?

donCannoli: ;)

Liquid cheese for your colorful swears

Chordata Parliament: I texted my office and autocorrect told them I'm taking a "suck day"

Chordata Parliament: Which is not inaccurate -hic-

Arlannah: haaahahahahahaha -hic-

ScotlandsFinest: Fucksocks, what a colourful swear. I like it.

Frogina: well sometimes sick days are suck days

Chordata Parliament: Fucksticks isn't bad. Fuckstain and cocksnot are still probably my favorites

Arlannah: i read "assbiscuits" in a book last night

Empty_Bottle: woah

Frogina: Many years ago, in a game that shall not be named, people evaded the swear filters by calling people "fuckburger"

Frogina would never

NiftyNeedle logged on.

Littlebitofsonshine: Guys do pies what a crazy world.

Chordata Parliament: Two all-beefcakes, special sauce, lettuce, and pickles seem okay, but I question the addition of cheese on a fuckburger

hedonia: liquid cheese sounds appropriate

Arlannah: also "assbadgers", which i think i like better

Chordata Parliament: Assbadgers is good

Chordata Parliament: Sometimes I swear by Cyrano de Ballsack

Frogina: XD special sauce gains a whole new meaning on this burger

hedonia: assbadgers sounds like a demon that plagues you in the seventh level of hell

Chordata Parliament: Also Ballsackagawea

Arlannah: ... "assbadgers" is available but "arsebadger" is already taken (#2704483)

ScotlandsFinest: Played for almost two weeks. Good effort.

Frogina: just called my daughter all of those names she is cracking up

Frogina: her favorite is "Cyrano de Ballsack"

Sharing is caring

 Arlannah: remember, kids: you can share your pencils, but please don't share your needles.

When she knows she's being quoted

Frogina found out some of her quotations were being immortalized for posterity, and she treated us to golden ones.

Frogina: A few memorable were "Stop hitting each other with guns, use the bats!" "Get your head out of the microwaves" and "Meat is not for hugging"

Voratus: meat is too for hugging

The Patron Saint of Depravity: people are made of meat

The Patron Saint of Depravity: I hug them all the time

The Patron Saint of Depravity: meat is very much for hugging

Frogina: also "you have to peel the pineapple, *before* you eat it" -hic-

The Patron Saint of Depravity: do you though? I don't peel oranges before I eat them

hedonia: ... patron, that is the most depraved thing you have said today

hedonia: and I've been here all day

Frogina: Well I mean we were in the grocery store. She was legit hugging a 5lb pkg of steaks to her chest, and ew

Farty, not the Canary!

Ryu Gin Verboten Revanant: Sonshine, Zeko, fkj, and MYRT tunneled their way towards the Archeologists Spade exhibit, but Farty passed by and heard them humming the Mission Impossible theme song. The fart he let loose managed to not only kill their canary, but violated at least 16 health codes in what was later referred to as "The Dutch Oven Heard Around the World."

That kid's going places

Frogina: Fun, barely relevant Vader-esque story, once I was at a thrift shop with my daughter and her bestie, shopping for halloween costumes, and I put on a vader mask, and said the "im your father" thing

Frogina: and daughter's friend SCREAMED "You're not my real dad!" and ran off and it felt like the whole store turned to stare at me

Frogina nods

Arlannah: lol

Frogina: one of the best lines I've ever heard irl, it was hilarious

Frogina: Her mom was irritated but I lol'd

Frogina: that kid is goin places

Robust Production is good, right?

 Gregonzola: My very first car was an '87 Honda Civic. I finally sold it when it wouldn't pass smog.

Smighty passés smog

Gregonzola: Ooof, Smighty, you have to warn us before you do that.

Gregonzola sprays air feshener

Smighty: Báck in my ol' college days they called me "the Dutch Oven"

Troll Booth Gary: I'll take "Name something you dont mention on a job interview" for $100, Alex

ASSbot is unavailable at the moment

 Lyssa OwO: uh. shit. ASSbot is down.

merpKINg: whys that bad?

Gregonzola: Where will we get our ass?

clockolocko: check behind you. 90% of people have one

Gregonzola: I will have to make booty calls. -hic-

Gregonzola: WHAT?

Gregonzola: No, this one won't do. It's hairy.

---

Zeko: It s not down, just used up :(

Zeko: Recently it s been out of adventures every time I check

Lyssa OwO: shitttt -hic-

Lyssa OwO: is somebody willing to help me out then

Zeko: You stuck in the cage?

Zeko: Gimme a minute to drink and I ll let you out

Zeko: You re free, but may get stuck again unfortunately without assbot

Lyssa OwO: ty!

Lyssa OwO: it totally wont happen again because im super good at gambling

Lyssa OwO: fucking hell it happened again

Thom's Art

 For those who hadn't heard, Thomas Earl Waldrop II passed away. He did leave us some art, and it is quality.

This first one is Jesabele's though. It captures the spirit of one of our friends who no longer plays.

Jesa's hymen will kick your butt

 [11:45] jesABeLE: whut iz hymen and how 2?

[11:46] KrakMunky69: it's something you haven't had in a loooooong time jesa
[11:46] jesABeLE: ooooooh
[11:46] jesABeLE: should I be missing it?
[11:47] JayRandom logged on.
[11:47] KrakMunky69: nah, all it does is hinder your enjoyment of life
[11:49] JayRandom: Also whose hindering my enjoyment of life?
[11:49] JayRandom: Or who's. You know.
[11:49] jesABeLE: apparently my hymen did, Jay
[11:50] Myanide: jesa's hymen will kick yoru ass
[11:51] JayRandom: What is a hymen and hoe2?

Fart Sixth Fart

[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: Fart Sixth Fart
[00:35] Roebuck Teeth: The Sixth Sense
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: ...
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: HAHAHA
[00:35] Nitron: never saw it
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: fart this farts hilarious.
[00:35] Roebuck Teeth: mePhI what is happening to you
[00:35] Leeverb: what was that mephi?
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS dicks
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: wow fart was fart not butt i dick to fart
[00:35] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: The best movie ever is Lethal Weapon 5.
[00:35] Leeverb: hahahahahahahaha
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: butt my boner this butts the butt chat butt ever
[00:35] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: THAT IS AWESOME
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: farts is boner
[00:35] Leeverb: this is the best day of my life
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: Butt
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: lol butts
[00:36] Flinkle: lol butt
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: There is so much butt in this chat right now
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: the fart thing dicks that farts consumed boner typing boners
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth cannot even handle it
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS farts a butt
[00:36] Fisty McFist: I need twelve million dollars so I can shoot H. G. Wells "The Invisible Boner"since I might actually die of a heart attack
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: fart my fart you farts are dick out butt what boners probably butt funniest dick effect butt
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: leeverb dick your fart you dick such dick stiff boner man boner no butt of butt oh dick -hic-
[00:36] Flinkle: ...oh my.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: Butt ME
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: My 12 year old sense of humor is going to wake up my whole fucking house
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth cackles
[00:36] Flinkle: Meph, please take that to pm. Jeez.
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: SO AWESOME
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: flinkle fart settle dick you butt stop boners train dick laughter
[00:36] Flinkle: "butt of butt oh dick"
[00:36] Nitron: I'm not 12, and what is this
[00:36] Flinkle: lolololol
[00:36] Leeverb: I am fucking dying
[00:36] Mod Announcement: Butt of butt oh dick. That is all.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: please tell me someone is logging this because this chat effect is gonna be GONE
[00:36] Leeverb: logged
[00:36] Flinkle: And there it went.
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: This is GLORIOUS, Nitron
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: that was the best 69 turns of an effect that ever happened
[00:36] Nitron: chat effect?
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: BUTT STOP BONERS TRAIN DICK
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: i need to give trubs like an eagle high five
[00:36] Flinkle: Nitron...it's unreleased to the public.
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: What caused that?
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: Oh
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I am displeased that I cannot inflict that effect on all of /newbie.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: orh man

[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: i haven't laughed that hard in ages 

Peeverb

[newbie] Leeverb has an accident.

[newbie] Ramone points and laughs
[newbie] SomebodyElse snickers @ leeverb
[newbie] BioHazardMan: PeeVerb.
[clan] Ramone has an accident.
[newbie] Ramone: the weird thing is I signed off like 5 minutes ago
[newbie] Reiko Ishikawa: Computer gremlins
[newbie] Dr_Oblvious: That's a lot of lag, Ramone.
[newbie] Predalien has an accident.
[newbie] JRR Trollkien has an accident.
[newbie] Ramone: ragepee
[newbie] Adamantois points and laughs at verb
[newbie] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH puts on a hazmat suit
[newbie] Reiko Ishikawa giggles and tucks her feet up
[newbie] Ramone: none of those accounts are online
[newbie] jesabele tears up from laughter