Of Cabbages and Kings

[08:44] Calvsie: so only six items made from palm fronds?
[08:45] Calvsie: um...
[08:45] Calvsie: I'm a palm treee...
[08:46] Jesara: congrats
[08:46] NTrege logged on.
[08:46] xTyrx sets calvsie on fire
[08:46] NTrege: okay calvsie can you quit bothering me now I logged on :P
[08:47] NTrege stares as calvsie burns...
[08:47] Calvsie: AGH!!!!! FIRE FIRE!
[08:47] NTrege: did I miss something?
[08:47] xTyrx: er sorry I thought you were a palm tree
[08:48] Calvsie: check my profile N
[08:48] NTrege: why are you a tree?
[08:48] Calvsie: why aren't you one?
[08:48] Gregonzola: I thought he was king of the cabbages.
[08:49] xTyrx: I thought cabbages grew on palm trees ?
[08:49] Gregonzola: Of course they do.
[08:49] NTrege: he is always declaring him self king of the calvsies
[08:51] Calvsie: only because I am

How to fill a Hard Drive

[08:01] Calvsie: oh god how does any one fill a 1.75TB drive?!?!?
[08:01] noeatnosleep: lots of porn
[08:02] Calvsie: on a vet clinic server... I hope not

Evidently Calvsie isn't aware of the German animal brothels.

They'd be a big seller

[18:40] HumanGasCalves dances around the couch read itits rights
[18:41] Gregonzola: iTits are the new Apple product, Calvsie?

Kill it with Fire

[18:24] jon diaz: aaaaaand i just killed a gigantic-ass centipede that was hanging on the underside of my desk right over my keyboard
[18:24] jon diaz: everybody excuse me while i put on some clean pants
[18:24] Jesara: attack!
[18:24] AlbinoPanther: Ewwwww
[18:24] AlbinoPanther: Centipedes are gross
[18:25] jon diaz: i know they eat other bugs and are helpful and stuff
[18:25] jon diaz: but these fuckers are legitly poisonous
[18:25] Jesara: yep
[18:25] Jesara: I want nothing poisonous in my house but me! Meh.
[18:26] jon diaz: centipedes don't actually bite you. they have stinger things
[18:26] AlbinoPanther: Centipedes like warm and damp, and will buddy up to sleeping humans.
[18:26] Jesara: it's still called a bite because it's jaw-like thingies
[18:26] jon diaz: oh god ap
[18:26] jon diaz: why the fuck did you tell me that
[18:26] jon diaz aaaaaaaa

Calvsie's Epic Beard

Stocks mall multi rubs his face against his beard

Calvsie: wait my beard ofr your own beard?

Stocks mall multi: if you a nickel for every time a guy has rubbed his face against your beard how many nickels would you have calv

Gun_Mage: calvsie doesnt have a beard, he has a forrest

Calvsie: 5...

Stand back, we're professionals

AlbinoPanther: feeling sick again (not related to conversation)

Betafly: oh no :(

Betafly hugs ap

xTyrx hides the syringe he just injected AP with

AlbinoPanther: i would have puked on you if you did that IRL

Gregonzola: Oh, no. AP is our clan father hen.

Gregonzola: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

AlbinoPanther is the great white cat, doesn't know what you're talking about

Gun_Mage: greg, take him into a back room and "nurse" him back to health

xTyrx: erm I am the doctor >.> thank you very much

Gregonzola: Tyr, can we save the patient?

xTyrx: Nurse I will need 900 CC's of adrenaline

xTyrx: I doubt it Greg but we will try

Gun_Mage hands xtyrx 900 CCs of adrenaline >.>

xTyrx: Oh and 200 CC's of Morphine

xTyrx gives AP 900CC's of adrenaline

Gregonzola is pretty sure 900 CCs of adrenaline will make your heart explode out your nose

Gun_Mage accidenally trips and punctures xtyrx with 200 CCs of morphine

xTyrx: No he is a Cat remember

AlbinoPanther: @______@

xTyrx: his heart is bigger he can probably surivie

xTyrx: survive

xTyrx: He has a 6% chance of making it

AlbinoPanther screams

xTyrx hits AP in the head with a frying pan

Gun_Mage: 6%? those are good odds

Gun_Mage: DO IT

AlbinoPanther eats the frying pan

xTyrx: oops looks like the patient isn't going to make it

xTyrx: GM just wheel him around back and take care of him

AlbinoPanther urinates all over the clan hall and crawls on the ceiling

xTyrx gives Gm a S'more gun to take care of AP

AlbinoPanther gibbers more incoherently than usual

xTyrx: Now if you will excuse me I have 200CC of Morphine going through my body I am about to be in heaven more or less

Gun_Mage straps albino down into a wheelchair and pushes him into the swimming pool

Gun_Mage walks away whistling

Gun_Mage: ok xtyrx, hes taken care of

AmandaMay pees in the pool

xTyrx wanders around while on an Opiod high

AlbinoPanther floats to the top

xTyrx: Good Job nurse Gun_mage

xTyrx: make sure to hide the body we don''t need to get sued for malpractice problems

AlbinoPanther wonders why he is getting more yellow water poured on him :c

Gun_Mage nods and giggles

Betafly: um

Betafly: why is there yellow water in chat?

Gun_Mage: >.>

AlbinoPanther: "AmandaMay pees in the pool"

xTyrx: we had enough of that last time we operated on that one patient

AlbinoPanther :C

AlbinoPanther glares at GM and xtyrx

xTyrx: I removed his heart but apparently I was supposed to remove his appendix

xTyrx: Fortunately he died before charges could be pressed

Betafly pees on everyone's shoes

Gun_Mage wonders what xtyrx is on

xTyrx: Morphine of course

Gregonzola: 200 CCs of morphine.

xTyrx: its your fault you know

Gregonzola: It's like you don't even listen.

Fur can make tasers ineffective, you see

[20:16] xTyrx: I am smart enough NOT to tase a man eating cat

Muppets are Street

[20:05] jon diaz: ELMO WILL PUT YOU IN A BOX BITCH