Saturday, July 20, 2013

Havi is mad at us because we visited the German animal brothel

[21:09] Shoo86: i didnt say anything lol
[21:10] miss havisham: That was directed at pooch. i'm sure your habits are no less depraved, though.
[21:10] miss havisham: men.
[21:10] Everybody: Fuck, what did I do this time?
[21:10] Gregonzola: She found out about the One Sec visit to the German animal brothel.
[21:10] miss havisham: you guys shouldn't post video of things you want to be secret
[21:10] Gregonzola: While she's okay with goat fucking in principle, it's different when we go do it.

[21:11] miss havisham: Right? I was forced to confront my bias against actual bestiality
[21:11] miss havisham: i'm actually quite comfortable with it, as it turns out. my bias, i mean.
[21:11] Gregonzola: This above all, to thine own self be true.
[21:12] Everybody: And baaa, ram, ewe!
[21:12] Gregonzola: I did meet a pig named Babe at the brothel.
[21:12] Gregonzola: Lived up to her name.
[21:12] miss havisham falls over laughing
[21:12] Everybody: Or a babe named Pig.
[21:13] miss havisham: that should not have been that funny
[21:13] miss havisham: i think i've had a long day
[21:13] Everybody: So did you get off, GRUNT, then go, "That'll do, Pig." -hic-
[21:13] Gregonzola: How did you know?
[21:13] Everybody: Because that's what I'd do?
[21:13] miss havisham: ...
[21:13] miss havisham: .................... ...........
[21:14] miss havisham: I HATE YOU BOTH.
[21:14] Gregonzola: We love you.
[21:14] Everybody wishes he could make an ascii piggy here. :(
[21:14] Gregonzola: Almost as much as Babe.
[21:14] Everybody: We really, really do.
[21:14] miss havisham grimaces
[21:15] Gregonzola: An ASCII piggy is probably possible, but we'd all have to shut up. It would take multiple lines.
[21:16] miss havisham prepares to sabotage artistic efforts

Are those brothels real?  Well...  Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany' warns campaigner
It is the Daily Mail, though.   

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