Steamy Letters to Dear Penthouse

Anybody named Dear Penthouse is going to get some great letters.  She sent this one for posting:

From AssTractionHero (#2089792)
Date: Friday, December 28, 2012, 04:26AM

*writes*

"Dear Penthouse,

I'm not really into big knockers, as I think that much more than a handful is a waste, but...
You have a fairly epic set of tits on you, and if you need someone to "Brrrumsky!" you, if you asked.
I would probably "motorboat" you into submission, but then, again...

It's been months since I've seen another woman's pootie.

Good luck, God bless! >_<

HAWT!

And she's sure it really hasn't been months for a stud like AssTractionHero.