Cockware

[12:08] Gregonzola: And yes, Syd's absolutely beautiful. If I weren't married and old enough to be her father I'd totally hit on her.
[12:09] Everybody: Well, I'm not married.
[12:09] Gregonzola: Heh, Pooch.
[12:09] Everybody: *stunt cock*
[12:09] SYdNEY REbIK: Nah pucc, wouldn't wanna make Havi jealous
[12:09] hAm Salad Sandwich: haha
[12:10] Gregonzola: Smart woman. Nobody needs a cat fight.
[12:11] Everybody: Oh, puh-leez.
[12:11] Everybody: She didn't put a ring on it.
[12:11] Gregonzola: Your cock?
[12:11] SYdNEY REbIK: I don't need her showing up on my doorstep brandishing a large frying pan
[12:11] SYdNEY REbIK: ha
[12:11] Everybody: She doesn't hit it with gingers anyway.
[12:11] hAm Salad Sandwich: i'd be delighted if syd showed up at my door carrying cookware
[12:11] Gregonzola: *cockware
[12:11] Gregonzola: Pooch, cock rings are just toys, not symbols of commitment.
[12:11] hAm Salad Sandwich: best day ever
[12:12] Everybody: No, if I let someone strangle my schlong, that's a commitment.
[12:12] SYdNEY REbIK: If that ever happens, please save me. Cuz chances are, i got tricked into a pyramid scheme
[12:12] Gregonzola: Touché, Pooch.
[12:13] SYdNEY REbIK: Douché
[12:13] Everybody: Douche' canoe'?
[12:14] hAm Salad Sandwich: haha