Oddly Specific

[08:12] MISS HAVISHAM: i don't want to be here. :(
[08:12] MISS HAVISHAM: i mean here, at work. i do want to be here, in the kingdom.
[08:16] MISS HAVISHAM: hey... my tattoo didn't upgrade?
[08:16] MISS HAVISHAM: oh. i'm just dumb.
[08:17] Big Daddy Grimm: stop that
[08:17] MISS HAVISHAM: what, talking to myself?
[08:17] Big Daddy Grimm: self degridation commentary is MY thing
[08:17] Piter: autodeprecation is the right of all -hic-
[08:17] Big Daddy Grimm: find your own niche. now get back on your pedestal and let me go back to trying to Woo you away from Shoo
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: grimmy, perhaps you should set a more realistic goal
[08:18] Big Daddy Grimm: they wouldnt be GOALS if they were realistic!
[08:18] Gregonzola: She's not after Shoo. She's after a homoerotic sex tape of Shoo and Mantz together.
[08:19] Piter: what
[08:19] MISS HAVISHAM: I'd prefer a front row seat and live action
[08:19] Piter: just
[08:19] Piter: what -hic-
[08:19] MISS HAVISHAM: but a tape would be okay.
[08:19] Big Daddy Grimm: so in order to steal her away from Shoo, I gotta steal Mantz away from Shoo first?
[08:19] Gregonzola: Yes.
[08:19] Piter: what
[08:20] Piter: what is this
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: yes but if you do i'll be angry forever
[08:20] Gregonzola: And then you won't actually get her, but you'll only get her drooling while watching.
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: so it'd be self-defeating.
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: watching... what?
[08:20] Big Daddy Grimm: if i get shoo to DIRECT the video...he would still be PART of the video....
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: if he steals mantz from shoo, what's left to watch?
[08:20] Big Daddy Grimm: its so Grimmy that it just might work!!!!
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: no, man. The Shoohorn needs a starring role.
[08:21] Gregonzola: The Shoohorn, Mantz and Grimmy.
[08:21] Gregonzola: Problem solved.
[08:21] MISS HAVISHAM: Not interested.
[08:21] Gregonzola: And she's still only going to watch, not join in.
[08:21] MISS HAVISHAM: I have a very specific vision.
[08:21] Gregonzola: Oh, no!
[08:21] Gregonzola: Grimmy's a dealbreaker.
[08:21] Gregonzola: Now you've shattered his self-confidence.
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: wow...i think it have had my fill of rejection juice...
[08:22] Piter: my eyes
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: i hereby withdraw
[08:22] Piter: my brain
[08:22] Gregonzola: Grimmy, go get anonymous head off of craigslist. You'll be fine.
[08:22] Carling logged on.
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: lol
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: way ahead of you
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: gross!
[08:22] Piter: ohgod -hic-
[08:22] Piter: why
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: you see, this is why my vision is very limited
[08:23] Big Daddy Grimm: whats the T stand for anyway?
[08:23] Carling: hey gang
[08:23] Piter: stop in the name of me
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: carlo, thanks for rescuing us
[08:23] Carling: ?
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: don't ask, just change the subject.