[12:43] jesabele:
Thom had sex with a lesbian that we call spider tits
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of Sneaky JarlsBoris: NOT THE SPIDER TITS STORY
[12:43]
Piter:
No Thom, the spider tits story
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of Sneaky JarlsBoris: So gross.
[12:43] jesabele:
and the ugly sweaty party was the fattest, most awkward threesome
[12:43]
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: The grossest of all possible grossness.
[12:43]
Piter:
especially as the term "spider tits" is intriguing as hell.
[12:44]
Gregonzola:
I believe this needs to be story time.
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: Jesa, you cunt.
[12:44]
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: I HATE YOU
[12:44]
Piter
sits down for story time.
[12:44] jesabele:
go have some not awful sexual experiences!
[12:44]
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: I am going to literally punch you in the
mouth.
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of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I WISH I COULD
[12:45]
sWINgSet:
thom had a threesome?
[12:45] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: No.
[12:45]
jesabele:
hahahaha
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of Sneaky JarlsBoris: It was not that.
[12:45]
sWINgSet:
or was there just a threesome's worth of flesh ?
[12:45]
Carling:
thom had sex with a spider?
[12:45] Gregonzola:
A 5-some, actually. 4 fingers and a thumb.
[12:45]
Carling:
ohh i get it
[12:45] Carling:
like the fat rolls made it look like extra boobies?
[12:45]
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: The girl wanted to bang myself and my
incredibly large roommate.
[12:45] sWINgSet:
thom is a supprting character on Ugly Sweaty
[12:45]
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: I actually just got a handjob while she
blew my roommate and I watched Adventure Time.
[12:46]
jesabele:
the girl that likes to beer bong 4 lokos
[12:46]
Piter:
no wonder. so much sugar in that shit.
[12:46]
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: And she stood up, grabbed a condom and
said "So which one of you is going to fuck me first?"
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of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And I went to the living room and
Matt went to the bathroom to throw up.
[12:46] sWINgSet:
oh god
[12:46] Carling:
wait
[12:46] jesabele:
Carly is still hung up on spider tits
[12:47]
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: So we narrowly avoided the world's
fattest threesome.
[12:47] Carling:
so a hand job
[12:47] Carling:
and a blow job are not throw up worthy
[12:47]
Carling:
but the next step crossed the line?
[12:47]
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: Yes.
[12:47]
sWINgSet:
they could be if she in some stage of undress
[12:47]
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: Because I was watching Adventure Time
and not looking at her.
[12:47] sWINgSet:
smart man
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of Sneaky JarlsBoris: When she sttod up I appreciated the
gravity of the situation.
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of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And the gravity was not kind.
[12:48]
sWINgSet:
is she called spider tits because it looks like she has 8 of them?
[12:48]
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Sneaky JarlsBoris: Spider Tits has a giant spiderweb tattoo
spanning her giant breasts.
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of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Actually, not a bad rack.
[12:48] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Kind of a bad everything else, though.
[12:50] Avatar
of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And now I hate jesa more than
anything because I do not like those stories.
[12:50]
Carling:
brb goobers
[12:50] Carling:
i need to wash my brain
[12:50] Carling:
of that image
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