Darlin' it's better down where it's wetter

[12:39] Carling: turns out that underwater stuff is new
[12:43] Gregonzola: I wonder if they have usage statistics and realize the sea was just not very popular the way things were arranged.
[12:47] Everybody: I think they know it because we all bitched about it.
[12:49] Everybody: "The Sea" is basically analogous to "trying to talk your newly-wed wife into buttsex".
[12:50] Everybody: "Hey, look at all this high-level stuff we can do." "Why would I wanna do that? I like the low level content, over and over again!"
[12:50] Everybody: "But look at all these toys!" "They're pretty useless outside of buttsex, right?"
[12:51] Everybody: "I know, but doesn't it look fun?" "It looks like it has pressure issues, it takes a lot of time to prepare for, and the rewards aren't really applicable elsewhere in life."
[12:51] Everybody: "But I spent all this time researching, preparing, and drawing up fantasies."
[12:51] Everybody: "Maybe you should've asked me if I was interested first."
[12:52] Everybody: "Well, aren't you a completionist?" "Fine, I'll do it once, just to check it off. Don't expect me to come back to it."
[12:52] Everybody: "Wasn't that awesome?" "It was just about as painful and unrewarding as I expected. At least the salt water is hiding my tears."
[12:53] Everybody: I think they should replace the 'falling down drunk' zone with access to the ocean. -hic-