Liquid cheese for your colorful swears

Chordata Parliament: I texted my office and autocorrect told them I'm taking a "suck day"

Chordata Parliament: Which is not inaccurate -hic-

Arlannah: haaahahahahahaha -hic-

ScotlandsFinest: Fucksocks, what a colourful swear. I like it.

Frogina: well sometimes sick days are suck days

Chordata Parliament: Fucksticks isn't bad. Fuckstain and cocksnot are still probably my favorites

Arlannah: i read "assbiscuits" in a book last night

Empty_Bottle: woah

Frogina: Many years ago, in a game that shall not be named, people evaded the swear filters by calling people "fuckburger"

Frogina would never

NiftyNeedle logged on.

Littlebitofsonshine: Guys do pies what a crazy world.

Chordata Parliament: Two all-beefcakes, special sauce, lettuce, and pickles seem okay, but I question the addition of cheese on a fuckburger

hedonia: liquid cheese sounds appropriate

Arlannah: also "assbadgers", which i think i like better

Chordata Parliament: Assbadgers is good

Chordata Parliament: Sometimes I swear by Cyrano de Ballsack

Frogina: XD special sauce gains a whole new meaning on this burger

hedonia: assbadgers sounds like a demon that plagues you in the seventh level of hell

Chordata Parliament: Also Ballsackagawea

Arlannah: ... "assbadgers" is available but "arsebadger" is already taken (#2704483)

ScotlandsFinest: Played for almost two weeks. Good effort.

Frogina: just called my daughter all of those names she is cracking up

Frogina: her favorite is "Cyrano de Ballsack"

Sharing is caring

 Arlannah: remember, kids: you can share your pencils, but please don't share your needles.

That kid's going places

Frogina: Fun, barely relevant Vader-esque story, once I was at a thrift shop with my daughter and her bestie, shopping for halloween costumes, and I put on a vader mask, and said the "im your father" thing

Frogina: and daughter's friend SCREAMED "You're not my real dad!" and ran off and it felt like the whole store turned to stare at me

Frogina nods

Arlannah: lol

Frogina: one of the best lines I've ever heard irl, it was hilarious

Frogina: Her mom was irritated but I lol'd

Frogina: that kid is goin places

In a what now?

Kol Miners Daughter: be back in a mom

Skent: Hiya KMD

Arlannah: in *whose* mom?!?

Derplingtons: ayo..

Unconventionable: lol

Nannachi: ehmm...

Nannachi: who gave their mom to KMD xD

Westcliffe is shocked at KMD

Derplingtons is impressed

Fargblabble: hey, we've all been there

Anaeri: :o

Arlannah: all except the clones :(

Kol Miners Daughter comes back, explaining aisle 3! Someone spilled pickle juice!

Kol Miners Daughter: wha?

Fargblabble checks for belly buttons

Gregonzola: Nan, of course you caught that.

Kol Miners Daughter: mom-ent

Kol Miners Daughter: mah associate called me over here for this?

Gregonzola: And Nan made it dirty.

Gregonzola: Because Nan.

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Nannachi: KMD.. we aint gonna believe you

Derplingtons: hehehe

Nannachi: i yam who i yam greg xD

Gregonzola: KMD is a grown up and she can do what she wants, Nan.

Derplingtons: and WHOever too

Gregonzola: Good point, Derp.

Nannachi: true derp and greg xD

Derplingtons: <3

Gregonzola: Also, you savages seem to have scared KMD out of chat.

Gregonzola: So rude.

Derplingtons: perhaps she's in another mom

Gregonzola glares at the savages

Gregonzola: Hahahaha

Gregonzola: Derp wins the internet for today.

Arlannah snerks

Unconventionable: lol Derp