Liquid cheese for your colorful swears

Chordata Parliament: I texted my office and autocorrect told them I'm taking a "suck day"

Chordata Parliament: Which is not inaccurate -hic-

Arlannah: haaahahahahahaha -hic-

ScotlandsFinest: Fucksocks, what a colourful swear. I like it.

Frogina: well sometimes sick days are suck days

Chordata Parliament: Fucksticks isn't bad. Fuckstain and cocksnot are still probably my favorites

Arlannah: i read "assbiscuits" in a book last night

Empty_Bottle: woah

Frogina: Many years ago, in a game that shall not be named, people evaded the swear filters by calling people "fuckburger"

Frogina would never

NiftyNeedle logged on.

Littlebitofsonshine: Guys do pies what a crazy world.

Chordata Parliament: Two all-beefcakes, special sauce, lettuce, and pickles seem okay, but I question the addition of cheese on a fuckburger

hedonia: liquid cheese sounds appropriate

Arlannah: also "assbadgers", which i think i like better

Chordata Parliament: Assbadgers is good

Chordata Parliament: Sometimes I swear by Cyrano de Ballsack

Frogina: XD special sauce gains a whole new meaning on this burger

hedonia: assbadgers sounds like a demon that plagues you in the seventh level of hell

Chordata Parliament: Also Ballsackagawea

Arlannah: ... "assbadgers" is available but "arsebadger" is already taken (#2704483)

ScotlandsFinest: Played for almost two weeks. Good effort.

Frogina: just called my daughter all of those names she is cracking up

Frogina: her favorite is "Cyrano de Ballsack"

When she knows she's being quoted

Frogina found out some of her quotations were being immortalized for posterity, and she treated us to golden ones.

Frogina: A few memorable were "Stop hitting each other with guns, use the bats!" "Get your head out of the microwaves" and "Meat is not for hugging"

Voratus: meat is too for hugging

The Patron Saint of Depravity: people are made of meat

The Patron Saint of Depravity: I hug them all the time

The Patron Saint of Depravity: meat is very much for hugging

Frogina: also "you have to peel the pineapple, *before* you eat it" -hic-

The Patron Saint of Depravity: do you though? I don't peel oranges before I eat them

hedonia: ... patron, that is the most depraved thing you have said today

hedonia: and I've been here all day

Frogina: Well I mean we were in the grocery store. She was legit hugging a 5lb pkg of steaks to her chest, and ew