Of Cabbages and Kings

[08:44] Calvsie: so only six items made from palm fronds?
[08:45] Calvsie: um...
[08:45] Calvsie: I'm a palm treee...
[08:46] Jesara: congrats
[08:46] NTrege logged on.
[08:46] xTyrx sets calvsie on fire
[08:46] NTrege: okay calvsie can you quit bothering me now I logged on :P
[08:47] NTrege stares as calvsie burns...
[08:47] Calvsie: AGH!!!!! FIRE FIRE!
[08:47] NTrege: did I miss something?
[08:47] xTyrx: er sorry I thought you were a palm tree
[08:48] Calvsie: check my profile N
[08:48] NTrege: why are you a tree?
[08:48] Calvsie: why aren't you one?
[08:48] Gregonzola: I thought he was king of the cabbages.
[08:49] xTyrx: I thought cabbages grew on palm trees ?
[08:49] Gregonzola: Of course they do.
[08:49] NTrege: he is always declaring him self king of the calvsies
[08:51] Calvsie: only because I am

Kill it with Fire

[18:24] jon diaz: aaaaaand i just killed a gigantic-ass centipede that was hanging on the underside of my desk right over my keyboard
[18:24] jon diaz: everybody excuse me while i put on some clean pants
[18:24] Jesara: attack!
[18:24] AlbinoPanther: Ewwwww
[18:24] AlbinoPanther: Centipedes are gross
[18:25] jon diaz: i know they eat other bugs and are helpful and stuff
[18:25] jon diaz: but these fuckers are legitly poisonous
[18:25] Jesara: yep
[18:25] Jesara: I want nothing poisonous in my house but me! Meh.
[18:26] jon diaz: centipedes don't actually bite you. they have stinger things
[18:26] AlbinoPanther: Centipedes like warm and damp, and will buddy up to sleeping humans.
[18:26] Jesara: it's still called a bite because it's jaw-like thingies
[18:26] jon diaz: oh god ap
[18:26] jon diaz: why the fuck did you tell me that
[18:26] jon diaz aaaaaaaa