Shoo - The God of Member

10:19] Big Daddy Grimm: i was looking for the threesome story on the blog, but i got caught up reading the trolling of kelti post instead...
[10:19] Big Daddy Grimm: gotta love the classics
[10:25] Shoo86: ugh kelti
[10:25] Shoo86: no idea how kelti managed a commendation
[10:25] Shoo86: well i do.. an underplayed class act 1
[10:25] Shoo86: but kelti spews the dumbest shit in there ethat makes no sense
[10:26] Shoo86: has no idea how to speed run and then is giving advice to people
[10:26] Shoo86: its like really.. stfu you have no idea what youre saying
[10:26] Shoo86: my fastest HC run is faster than your fastest SC
[10:26] Big Daddy Grimm: smack her with your e-peen shoo
[10:26] Shoo86: and youre just giving blatently bad info
[10:26] Big Daddy Grimm: she can get an E-concussion
[10:26] Big Daddy Grimm: and ask her "who is your dad-E"
[10:26] miss havisham logged on.
[10:27] Big Daddy Grimm: hey havi, we are talkign about shoo pummeling kelti with his e-penis
[10:27] miss havisham: ...
[10:27] miss havisham: hawt
[10:27] Big Daddy Grimm: Shoo is the E-peen equivalent to Thor
[10:27] miss havisham: on that note i'm gonna log out again
[10:27] Shoo86: well, grimmy is talking about it
[10:27] Shoo86: lol
[10:27] miss havisham logged off.
[10:27] Big Daddy Grimm: he will even name his penis Mjolnir
[10:28] Big Daddy Grimm: and the tattoo on the side will say :If any chick, be she worthy, or just very hot, shall weild the penis of SHOO"
[10:29] Big Daddy Grimm: she really logged out. lucklily I have blog posting abilities...
[10:29] Big Daddy Grimm: which kinda makes me more like Heimdal.
[10:29] Big Daddy Grimm: I can see Shoo's E-peen all the way from ASSGARD

You and me both, Shoo.

Shoo86: Sorry, you don't seem to be cool enough to have a whitelist for a clan like 'sex'.

Office Party

[15:55] fantabulous: So. Office holiday party tomorrow, and I don't know what to wear.
[15:56] fantabulous: It's too cold to show up in just my red sequin boy shorts.
[15:57] Gregonzola: Well, crap. There goes that plan then.

What kind of pussy wouldn't flush a steak?

[15:15] Gregonzola: But we know Pooch. He bows to no demands!
[15:15] SyDNEY REBIK logged on.
[15:16] Gregonzola: He's like a chimpanzee grabbing the boobs of supermodels. No one can stop him. He has no limits.
[15:17] SyDNEY REBIK: i agree.
[15:18] Shoo86: evenin nerds
[15:19] SyDNEY REBIK: Hello Shoo86. Pleasure to meet you.
[15:19] Gregonzola: Shoo's kind of like a chimp, but his no limits actually refers only to flushing things. -hic-
[15:19] Gregonzola: There is nothing Shoo won't flush.
[15:23] Shoo86: syd <3
[15:24] SyDNEY REBIK: back off creeper

'Tis the Season

[14:40] zweitracht: Every kiss begins during kay?
[14:41] Gregonzola: Latin kisses begin with B. Besos!
[14:42] zweitracht: Aaaah, Mexican hookers. *sigh*
[14:44] miss havisham: *makes a christmas list for Pooch*
[14:50] zweitracht: 14-inch dildos with straps of elastic / form-fitting underwear made of clear plastic / 5'4 women a-drunken and coy / these are a few of my favorite toyyyys
[14:52] miss havisham: i knew there was a way to get him into the Christmas spirit. Dildos.

It's all about expectations

[13:55] miss havisham: ok, well.
[13:55] miss havisham: Havi got everything she wanted out of THAT meeting.
[13:55] miss havisham: Next!
[14:09] miss havisham logged off.
[14:09] Everybody: You got oral sex?
[14:10] fantabulous: Man. Oral sex from a meeting just sounds awful.
[14:14] Gregonzola: Depends on the meeting.

Pooch's Production Company

[12:26] fantabulous: This sounds like the plot of the next Pooch Pounders Production.
[12:26] fantabulous: PPP.
[12:27] Gregonzola: Pooch Poundhers Production?
[12:27] Carling logged off.
[12:30] Everybody: Why pound hers when I can pound everyone else's?
[12:33] Gregonzola: Pooch's Prolific Pounding Productions
[12:34] Gregonzola: AKA P4.
[12:37] Everybody: P4 and aft-her.