Enthusiasm for Semi-Aquatic Mammals

[16:14] AliceArmy: 11 hippies defeated; 202 down, 798 left. The Nunnery is now accessible in this uniform!
[16:14] AliceArmy: fuck them
[16:14] AliceArmy: oh wait
[16:14] Ashrei: put them on your pole to avoid the babies and the itchies. -hic-
[16:14] Ashrei: xD -hic-
[16:14] Hexatomb: "the itchies"
[16:15] LuigiHunter: Alice when i'm at hobopolis i'll try to help.
[16:15] Ashrei: he's fighting hippies, not hobos
[16:15] LuigiHunter: Oh hippies, I thought it was hobos.
[16:15] kenNy kamakAZI: Hippos?
[16:16] Ashrei: MOTHER FUCKING YES!    

hEarty was actually happy about finally getting clown shoes, but we're going to pretend she's a hippo enthusiast.

A theme is developing here

[13:24] ShinyPlatypus is a 21 and up carnival. admission is free, permission is required. you must be at least this awesome to ride
[13:24] AliceArmy: we can ride you shiny?  
[13:25] Hexatomb: I'm awesome! time to buy tickets to ride shiny  
[13:25] LucyLynne: can I ride you too??    
[13:25] ShinyPlatypus: one at a time please...
[13:25] ShinyPlatypus: also, i don't give guys "rides"    
[13:25] ShinyPlatypus: sorry boys
[13:25] ShinyPlatypus winks

We're pretty sure he has something in mind

[13:19] ShinyPlatypus: GM, don't put words in my mouth    
[13:19] ShinyPlatypus: or anything else in my mouth for that matter.... NOT CONSENSUAL!
[13:19] AliceArmy: shiny, what can i put in your mouth