Especially then

[20:08] Berrasi: I prefer to watch girls over guys >>
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: everybody likes lesbians
[20:09] Berrasi: never said I was a lesbian.
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: i never did either
[20:09] Berrasi: I just don't find a dude sweating and making faces all that attractive.
[20:10] skullfark soulshasser: even if he's mustachioed and fat?

The Rules of Self-Love

[19:57] offcell: .count love me
[19:57] offcell: misfire
[19:57] offcell: lol
[19:58] Gregonzola: So there offcell was, counting the number of times he'd loved himself today...
[19:59] offcell: i hit the . instead of /, fml :(
[19:59] offcell: just realized
[20:00] Berrasi just might be in love with offcell.
[20:00] offcell: I love me, you don't love me. you can't
[20:00] offcell: because I LOVE ME!
[20:01] Berrasi: fine! Love yourself!
[20:02] Berrasi: there ain't no love like my love though xD
[20:02] offcell: i'm curious of your love now Berrasi...
[20:03] Berrasi chuckles and saves all of her love for herself later tonight.
[20:03] Berrasi: and sorry boys, no pictures!
[20:04] offcell walks away, deeply saddened, but then realizes he doesn't like girls anyway, so shrugs it off
[20:04] Berrasi: hah!
[20:04] Berrasi: now I know I <3 offcell.
[20:04] offcell: but you can't
[20:05] offcell: don't you remember?
[20:05] offcell: I LOVE ME!
[20:05] skullfark soulshasser: don't love yourself in public
[20:05] skullfark soulshasser: it's rude

It's a good day at the castle

[21:08] Ashrei: damn these giants are hard

Clit stabbing

[14:58] Hexatomb: isnt that 90% of dickstabbing, AP?
[14:58] everyman4: As a person with no dick, I can only imagine that being painful
[14:59] Hexatomb: think of it as uh.. clit stabbing
[14:59] AlbinoPanther: but with much more bleeding
[14:59] Berrasi can't wrap her mind around stabbing things with her clit. o.0
[14:59] everyman4: Sweet merciful Moses
[15:00] Hexatomb: stabbing her clit with sharp objects, hEarty
[15:00] everyman4: No, no thank you.
[15:00] Berrasi: Well, I've done that already
[15:00] everyman4: Pierced, hEarty?
[15:00] Berrasi: I was at one point, yes.

Don't try that at home, kids.

Enthusiasm for Semi-Aquatic Mammals

[16:14] AliceArmy: 11 hippies defeated; 202 down, 798 left. The Nunnery is now accessible in this uniform!
[16:14] AliceArmy: fuck them
[16:14] AliceArmy: oh wait
[16:14] Ashrei: put them on your pole to avoid the babies and the itchies. -hic-
[16:14] Ashrei: xD -hic-
[16:14] Hexatomb: "the itchies"
[16:15] LuigiHunter: Alice when i'm at hobopolis i'll try to help.
[16:15] Ashrei: he's fighting hippies, not hobos
[16:15] LuigiHunter: Oh hippies, I thought it was hobos.
[16:15] kenNy kamakAZI: Hippos?
[16:16] Ashrei: MOTHER FUCKING YES!    

hEarty was actually happy about finally getting clown shoes, but we're going to pretend she's a hippo enthusiast.

Panther Kittens in a Baby Carriage

[10:20] Rckeller093 walks back into /clan and sees Albino and Ashrei together.
[10:20] Ashrei: o.0
[10:20] Gregonzola: Oh, they're together?
[10:20] Gregonzola: Hawt.
[10:21] Ashrei: A girl can enjoy a good head scritching and still be solo! xD
[10:21] Gregonzola: hEarty and AP, sittin in a tree.
[10:21] Gregonzola: Oh, now you're spoiling my fun.
[10:21] Ashrei: xD
[10:22] Gregonzola: I didn't even get to the baby carriage line, which was going to involve panther kittens.
[10:22] Ashrei is the spoiler of all funs until she gets her clown shoes.
[10:22] AlbinoPanther: d'awww
[10:22] Ashrei: oh my
[10:23] Lia_Sang logged on.
[10:23] Gregonzola: Panthers have childbirth right. Sure, you may have to deliver multiple kittens, but they're not giant-headed monsters that will rip your coochie.
[10:24] Gregonzola: And that, my friends, is how you welcome Lia to chat when she logs in.
[10:24] AlbinoPanther cringes
[10:24] Lia_Sang: hiya
[10:24] AlbinoPanther: rofl greg    

Rules were made to be broken

[15:15] Stocks mall multi: Hello mates
[15:16] Gregonzola: No mating in open chat.
[15:16] everyman4: Aww
[15:17] everyman4: Way to stifle me, Gregonzola
[15:19] Lia_Sang mates with BareAssi
[15:19] everyman4 watches awkardly
[15:19] Gregonzola: Reverse psychology. Worked like a charm.    
[15:22] Berrasi mates with Lia_Sang and then some.
[15:22] Lia_Sang: giggity    

It started with a discussion of a Keurig

[13:11] AlbinoPanther: it's a fucking insult
[13:11] Gregonzola: And as we all know, you should never fuck and insult at the same time.
[13:11] Gregonzola: It's just bad form.
[13:11] AlbinoPanther: unless they like it, Greg.
[13:12] AlbinoPanther: diffrent strokes, and all that
[13:12] hEarty: Not me. I had a guy call me a whore once and I headbutted him and broke his nose. xD
[13:13] Hexatomb: I'm a whore
[13:13] Hexatomb: wait..
[13:13] Hexatomb: no that's kind of right
[13:13] AlbinoPanther checks his wallet
[13:13] AlbinoPanther slips hexa some meat :|
[13:13] Hexatomb slips AP a little somethin' somethin'
[13:14] hEarty watches.
[13:14] AlbinoPanther: xD
[13:14] Hexatomb: aww yeah
[13:14] Gregonzola plays bad 70's music

That look is sure to catch on

[11:21] Calvsie: I like my beer the way I like my women
[11:21] Calvsie: COVERED IN BEES!  
[11:22] hEarty is no longer surprised by anything Calvsie says.
[11:23] Calvsie: Hearty lets run away together and be lesbians like utena!  

Say there, goatherd

[10:25] SwankyFlea: Why do I have 4 goats?
[10:25] Ashrei: Do you really want an answer to that question Swanky?