Finding hope

[10:30] Gun_Mage: don't mind Hexa, he has anxieties
[10:30] Gun_Mage: Hexa, watch out for stranger danger
[10:30] Hexatomb: I NEED AN ADULT
[10:31] Oliver Sudden is an adult.
[10:31] Gun_Mage grabs Hexa's hand and leads him to the lost child center
[10:31] Mco: Hexa, you are looking in the wrong place n.n
[10:32] Hexatomb: true
[10:32] Hexatomb: most of the adults here would molest me
[10:32] Oliver Sudden: Someone's confident.
[10:32] Gun_Mage:  Hexa, you're not THAT good looking =P
[10:33] Hexatomb: don't need to be
[10:33] Hexatomb: children are ugly and they get molested all the time
[10:33] Hexatomb: I have a chance!

Every's a Beaver

There's a definite article in there, boys.  Don't get excited.

[19:38] everyman4: I use sandpaper every day. You guys already know more than me. I feel dumb.
[19:39] AlbinoPanther: ... why do you use sandpaper every day? O_o
[19:39] Hexatomb: guys know how to polish the wood from birth
[19:39] everyman4: At work, AP
[19:39] jon diaz: every is secretly a beaver
[19:39] jon diaz: has to sand down the teeth because they don't stop growing
[19:40] everyman4: It's not a secret, Diaz/.
[19:40] everyman4: Now everyone knows.
[19:40] everyman4: GEE THANKS.
[19:40] everyman4: Dam it.

Where not to stick your Dick

[20:00] AlbinoPanther flops
[20:00] jon diaz: hey AP
[20:01] Gregonzola scratches AP's ears
[20:01] Gregonzola: Sorry, AP, looks like we're ladyless tonight.
[20:02] AlbinoPanther shrugs
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: i already pissed off one tonight
[20:02] Viral_Effigy: who'd you piss off?
[20:02] Gregonzola: Oh, no. What went wrong?
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: one of my best IRL friends
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: :/
[20:02] skullfark soulshasser: :(
[20:02] Gregonzola: Sorry, man. That's no fun.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: the plumbing in my house fucked up and flooded part of the kitchen again
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: it got UNDER the flooring
[20:03] Gregonzola: Have you money for flowers? Flowers can fix many things.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: and also into the crawlspace
[20:03] Gregonzola: Not good.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: she is a gardener. xD
[20:03] skullfark soulshasser: ha
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: so, she cracked a joke about getting a snorkel and i snapped at her for it
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: .. it's been running since sunday, greg. we just noticed it now, because it finally flooded enough to come out of the cabinet.
[20:04] Gregonzola: Yah, home damage is hard to have a sense of humor about.
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: ikr
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: so, we had an argument about that
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: and made up, somewhat
[20:04] xTyrx wanders in
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: but i still feel like a jerk about it
[20:06] AlbinoPanther shrugs
[20:06] skullfark soulshasser: this calls for an epic song
[20:06] skullfark soulshasser: [link] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ntHpYocc0
[20:07] skullfark soulshasser: a friend of mine told me about these guys last night
[20:07] skullfark soulshasser: ironically because his brother thought i had told him about them
[20:07] Gregonzola: Full circle!
[20:08] AlbinoPanther: i adore tarja, not so much nightwish as a group
[20:08] skullfark soulshasser: rocks out so fukkin hard
[20:08] skullfark soulshasser: this is the album after she left i believe
[20:08] AlbinoPanther: she's crazy as fuck but What Lies Beneath is such a good album
[20:09] AlbinoPanther: oh, then fuck that
[20:09] AlbinoPanther: (looool, fuck hat)
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: aww
[20:12] Hexatomb: Never stick your dick in crazy
[20:12] skullfark soulshasser: who's this Crazy person
[20:12] skullfark soulshasser: did somebody misspell "Candy" on her birth certificate
[20:12] Hexatomb: I dunno, I missed the whole conversation
[20:12] Viral_Effigy: never stick your dick in a toaster. unless you're bread.
[20:13] skullfark soulshasser: i'm guessing this is someone AP was not sticking his dick in
[20:13] Gregonzola: A friend made a joke a bit too soon about water damage. AP wasn't ready for it and reacted poorly.
[20:14] Gregonzola: This caused a temporary rift, but AP is still a bit miffed.
[20:14] Hexatomb: He was talking about a fuck hat, so I have no idea
[20:14] AlbinoPanther: LOL
[20:14] Gregonzola: So, she's definitely not getting any panther meat.
[20:14] skullfark soulshasser: that's what the kids are calling condoms these days
[20:14] skullfark soulshasser: fuck hat for little william -hic-
[20:14] Hexatomb: William, so formal
[20:15] AlbinoPanther: ahahaha
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: put it on your pole
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: [link] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2oMMZ59Lgk
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: the guy with the penis vagina aliens
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: only they had to take the penises out
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: ...and also the vaginas.

How to become a man

[16:09] Hexatomb: see, just walk around naked holding a gameboy color with bacon draped all over you
[16:09] Hexatomb: ladies can't resist
[16:10] Gregonzola: Now I know how to become a man, Hexa. Thank you.

That's a first

[13:32] Hexatomb: TYR MADE ME EXPLODE IN MY PANTS!

Then what is it?

[18:51] Jesskahh: Call me butter, cuz I'm on a ROLL!
[18:51] Jesskahh pokes Hexa in the butt with a cold finger.
[18:51] Jesskahh smacks Hexa in the butt with a wet noodle.
[18:51] Jesskahh hugs Hexa rather tightly. <3
[18:52] jon diaz: this again?!
[18:52] Gregonzola: She likes the butt.
[18:52] Viral_Effigy: this always
[18:52] Hexatomb: Hi Butter
[18:52] Jesskahh: Nah. Just with Hexa. It's a Hexa-attack.
[18:52] Hexatomb: Jess can smack my ass with whatever she wants
[18:52] Jesskahh: Also,
[18:52] Jesskahh pokes Gregonzola in the butt with a cold finger.
[18:53] Jesskahh: ;)
[18:53] Jesskahh: <3 Hexaaaa.
[18:53] Hexatomb: <3
[18:53] Gregonzola: Oh, my butt. A prostate exam with a cold finger? That's so rude!
[18:54] Hexatomb: just one finger though
[18:54] Gregonzola: Good point. That was thoughtful.
[18:54] Guy999: one finger is all you need
[18:54] Guy999: wait what's being talked about
[18:54] Hexatomb: prostate exams, guy
[18:54] Gregonzola: Butts.
[18:55] jon diaz: clan has the butts disease
[18:56] Viral_Effigy: buttttttts
[18:56] Hexatomb: don't be butt shy, jon
[18:57] Guy999: there's a reason it clenches that tight though
[18:57] Hexatomb: for more friction?
[18:57] Guy999: that too
[18:58] Hexatomb shiftily looks around before covering Jess in silly string
[18:58] Guy999: that's no silly string

It's all the rage

[16:05] Gregonzola: Every, you can smack me later. I may or may not have impuned your honor.
[16:05] Hexatomb: haha
[16:05] Gregonzola: (Hint: I did.)
[16:06] everyman4: Oh no
[16:06] everyman4: What ever did you say?
[16:06] Hexatomb: something about how your family disgraced the ritual of Hrothgran
[16:06] Hexatomb: and now you must present blood sacrifice
[16:07] Guy999: do you need to wear special robes to attend that?
[16:07] everyman4: That makes sense
[16:07] Hexatomb: just your ceremonial chainmail loincloth, guy

That's very generous

[15:11] Hexatomb: every, you can milk me

Clit stabbing

[14:58] Hexatomb: isnt that 90% of dickstabbing, AP?
[14:58] everyman4: As a person with no dick, I can only imagine that being painful
[14:59] Hexatomb: think of it as uh.. clit stabbing
[14:59] AlbinoPanther: but with much more bleeding
[14:59] Berrasi can't wrap her mind around stabbing things with her clit. o.0
[14:59] everyman4: Sweet merciful Moses
[15:00] Hexatomb: stabbing her clit with sharp objects, hEarty
[15:00] everyman4: No, no thank you.
[15:00] Berrasi: Well, I've done that already
[15:00] everyman4: Pierced, hEarty?
[15:00] Berrasi: I was at one point, yes.

Don't try that at home, kids.

The easy way

[13:22] sanitas: omg getting a g-string is so hard
[13:23] Hexatomb: Just wave some singles, g-strings should be tossed your way 

Mai Greeced Up

[09:40] Jick: Oh, huh. Oliver Sudden has covered your with toilet paper.
[09:41] MAi: what did he cover your toiletpaper with.
[09:41] Gregonzola: Mai, you do not want to know.
[09:41] Gregonzola: The toilet paper was not in a pristine state when it was flung.
[09:41] Oliver Sudden grins.
[09:41] Jick: Weird. I have some weird non-dwelling. How did that happen?
[09:41] MAi: you can't tell me what to know!!!!
[09:41] MAi: schroedinger's jick?
[09:41] Gregonzola: What if I'm a Greek deity, Mai?
[09:42] Gregonzola: You're not Greek. That won't help.
[09:42] Hexatomb: is it a Tauntaun, Jick?
[09:42] Gregonzola: His tauntaun didn't make it past the third marker. -hic-
[09:42] Alien_Octopus: I'm Greek.
[09:42] MAi: I was in Greece once
[09:42] Hexatomb: Tauntauns are warmer than the newbie tents at least
[09:42] Calvsie: I was greece once
[09:43] Jick: Yeah, me and my tauntaun were sniffing magic markers, and he turned out three be a total lightweight.
[09:43] Gregonzola: Hexa, but the smell.
[09:43] Jick: Ahem.
[09:43] MAi: so i guess i was in calvsie once
[09:43] Calvsie: oh gawd jick is purple...
[09:43] Oliver Sudden: Sniffing magic markers? :s
[09:43] Flex Luger was a Tauntaun once
[09:43] MAi: definitely had to Greece up for that.

Around the Office

[13:52] Gregonzola: Heh. Just heard in my office: "Can you make that bigger?"
[13:52] Gregonzola: "That's what she said."
[13:53] Hexatomb: haha
[13:53] Hexatomb: I pulled that once here, greg
[13:53] Hexatomb: err
[13:53] Hexatomb: said that once here    

The Palindrome

[13:22] xTyrx: WOW what happend to the palindome?
[13:22] Gregonzola: What happens in the palindrome stays in the palindrome.
[13:23] Hexatomb: Especially the Dr's office
[13:23] Stocks mall multi: false alarm    

Dr. Mandy the HBO Show

[13:17] Gun_Mage: Good Guys After Dark..... sounds like a movie
[13:18] Hexatomb: was it porn, greg?
[13:18] Gregonzola: Of course it was porn. I don't write anything else.
[13:18] Gregonzola: Like Dr. Mandy the HBO show.
[13:18] Gregonzola: She's a urologist who specializes in Viagra overdoses.
[13:19] Hexatomb: I'd watch that
[13:19] Gregonzola: "Dr. Mandy, I'm having a priapism. The staff told me to come right away!"
[13:19] Gregonzola: "I'll take care of that for you. Now just get up on the exam table..."    

Rules and Routing

[13:15] Gun_Mage: I always say clan chat rated R
[13:15] Gun_Mage: X rated chat to Pms
[13:15] Hexatomb: XXX rated chat to my inbox please    

They could cut glass

[13:02] Gun_Mage: hexa, you cold brah? -hic-
[13:03] Hexatomb: ha, G-G-G-GM yeah a-a-a little ;) *brr!*
[13:03] Hexatomb: feel my nipples    

Spacetripper

[08:27] Bizarre Puppet: This fucking Script for Space trip is a pile of wank :/
[08:28] Gregonzola: How do you pile wank?    
[08:28] Hexatomb: took me a whole day and 11 tries    
    

Enthusiasm for Semi-Aquatic Mammals

[16:14] AliceArmy: 11 hippies defeated; 202 down, 798 left. The Nunnery is now accessible in this uniform!
[16:14] AliceArmy: fuck them
[16:14] AliceArmy: oh wait
[16:14] Ashrei: put them on your pole to avoid the babies and the itchies. -hic-
[16:14] Ashrei: xD -hic-
[16:14] Hexatomb: "the itchies"
[16:15] LuigiHunter: Alice when i'm at hobopolis i'll try to help.
[16:15] Ashrei: he's fighting hippies, not hobos
[16:15] LuigiHunter: Oh hippies, I thought it was hobos.
[16:15] kenNy kamakAZI: Hippos?
[16:16] Ashrei: MOTHER FUCKING YES!    

hEarty was actually happy about finally getting clown shoes, but we're going to pretend she's a hippo enthusiast.

Welcome to the Club

[09:35] Hexatomb: Tyr, join our "Supposedly smart, but complete dumbasses" club!
[09:36] xTyrx: Souds like fun !
[09:36] AlbinoPanther: :D
[09:36] xTyrx: er Sounds like Fun :P
[09:36] Gregonzola: It's like Mensa, but we call it "Mehsa."
[09:36] Gregonzola: Because meh.
[09:36] Hexatomb: Meh.sa
[09:37] Gregonzola: Grimmy, join Mehsa!
[09:37] Gregonzola: You're clearly a genius.
[09:37] Big Daddy Grimm: Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative. I am a creative genius!
[09:38] Big Daddy Grimm: mehsa- the slacker version of mensa
[09:38] Gregonzola: Yep.
[09:38] Big Daddy Grimm: apply now...or later...whatever...  
[09:39] Calvsie: its like being married to mongolian beef    

Student Loans are Like That

[09:28] Hexatomb: My student loan experience can be compared to this story:  "I got railed in a truck stop bathroom by wild grizzly bears wielding 12 foot dildos."