[13:51]
Piter:
Grimmy, are you a member of a race of tricky lobster people?
[13:51]
Tiny Plastic
GrimmSpoon: wasnt there an incident where the lobster or
whatever they were using laid eggs in the womans vagina and bad things
happened?
[13:52] miss
havisham: NO
[13:52] miss
havisham: THERE WAS NOT
[13:52]
miss havisham:
EVER.
[13:54] fantabulous:
Why would someone put crustaceans in their vagina? Live or dead.
[13:54]
Tiny Plastic
GrimmSpoon: dont ask me. i didnt start this one
[13:55] Everybody:
ARE THEY LIVE OR DEAD! HAVE THEY SHRIMPS THEIR IN THE BED?
[13:55]
Piter:
Why would someone smuggle a budgie into a prison in their vagina?
[13:55]
miss havisham:
and since then my philosophy about the human body is "use it while you've
got it"
[13:55] Piter:
Furthermore, how would someone go about smuggle a big flatscreen tv into
an Irish prison in one's vagina?
[13:55] Piter:
Inquiring minds want to know.
[13:55] miss
havisham: i could smuggle a very SMALL flatscreen TV into
an irish prison, in my vagina.
[13:58] Gregonzola:
[21:02] miss havisham: i asked her just to pull it out instead
[13:58]
miss havisham:
i could smuggle a larger one in my purse
[13:59]
miss havisham:
is this a viable career alternative?
[13:59]
Gregonzola:
It is!
[13:59] Gregonzola:
It's called muling.
[13:59] Gregonzola:
Being a mule may not sound glamorous, but it actually is!
[13:59]
Everybody:
Can I suggesting something to smuggle in your vagina?
[14:00]
Everybody:
Wait. A BUDGIE? Poor budgie. How did it breathe?
[14:00]
Piter:
I don't know. But it did survive and was confiscated.
[14:01]
miss havisham:
um. is it a lobster tail?
[14:01] Everybody:
What colour is it?
[14:01] RAMONE:
scrotum
[14:01] Piter:
scrotum brown -hic-
[14:02] Carling:
scrotum beige
[14:02] Piter:
texture like sun
[14:02] Piter:
lays me down
[14:02] Piter:
with my mind she runs
[14:02] Everybody:
There are no scrotum-coloured budgies!
[14:02]
miss havisham:
wow so this is how word salad works
[14:02]
Piter:
bullshit
[14:02] miss
havisham: i've just landed inside a schizophrenic mind
[14:03]
Everybody:
No, Havi, I may have a sample of word salad somewhere.
[14:03]
miss havisham:
that can't be true, pooch. a scrotum could be one of a number of colors.
i'm sure there is a budgie somewhere to match one of them.
[14:03]
Everybody:
What color is your scrotum?! Fallow-cobalt?
[14:03]
Piter:
had to match the hair, dude
[14:04] Gregonzola:
Levar Burton taught me on Reading Rainbow that my scrotum can be anything.
-hic-
[14:04] miss
havisham: take a look, it's in greg's scrotum,
[14:04]
miss havisham:
i'm not gonna finish that song
[14:04] Gregonzola:
A dangling rainbow!
[14:07] Piter:
right, on the note of Greg's dangling, rainbow scrotum
[14:07]
Piter:
I'll see you cats later
Showing posts with label Fanta. Show all posts
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Monday, August 19, 2013
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Hollywood may be out of ideas, but we're not
[11:25] Everybody:
Someone's remaking Plan 9? WHY THE FUCK would they do that? -hic-
[11:27] fantabulous: I hope Michael Bay is remaking it.
[11:28] Everybody: I hope Jenna Jamison...
[11:28] fantabulous: He'll make the big zombie a black man that says "booyah brains".
[11:31] Everybody: Big black zombie sex.
[11:31] Everybody: Now we've got a plan.
[11:27] fantabulous: I hope Michael Bay is remaking it.
[11:28] Everybody: I hope Jenna Jamison...
[11:28] fantabulous: He'll make the big zombie a black man that says "booyah brains".
[11:31] Everybody: Big black zombie sex.
[11:31] Everybody: Now we've got a plan.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Crap Fanta Says
[21:25] fantabulous:
I don't know what I'd do if I was hot. I guess try to use it for discounts
at restaurants or something.
[21:26] fantabulous: That reminds me. I still need to get a picture of my dog as a blanket at some point.
[21:37] fantabulous: And is it in the form of a hot beef injection that we can watch?
[21:43] fantabulous: Mormons drink all the time. It's just through a hole in a sheet.
[12:31] fantabulous: Do you think the city planners just had Leeverb jack off on a map to determine where to pave?
[13:15] fantabulous: Was there a video of the new kinect being controlled by someone's penis?
[12:11] fantabulous: Or maybe pooch means an alien with a large alien scrotum.
[12:41] fantabulous: If you punched my dog in the mouth, he'd bite your dick off and call you a bitch.
[12:41] fantabulous: Then expect you to pet him while he's soaked in your dick blood.
[12:51] fantabulous: He has to eat early so that the food is in his large intestine when it's time for sexcapades.
[13:29] fantabulous: I think I still have the reputation around here of pooping gold.
[13:30] fantabulous: Which is funny because if I could actually poop gold, I'd just sell my feces to jewelry shops.
[14:35] fantabulous: There was some talk about shitting on desks at work earlier today.
[12:31] fantabulous: I think you're using the pipe wrong if it's a pain in the ass.
[12:31] fantabulous: I have yet to get a good picture of my dog as a blanket.
[21:06] fantabulous: One of my favorite things to do is drain the tank and then fill it with pee.
[13:26] fantabulous: But. If you're really into skin lesions, meth users are the way to go.
[15:47] fantabulous: I might have put $20 bills in my bra on cam, but I took them right back out to spend later.
fantabulous: You could make foreskins the national currency.
[12:34] fantabulous: I have no problem with turning someone's genitals into in hamburger if my life is at stake.
[12:36] fantabulous: I don't think I'd grill up their genitals afterwards, though.
[14:30] fantabulous: I guess that's better than raining men. That'll shatter your windshield.
[14:03] fantabulous: If it was good enough for Michael Jackson, it's good enough for anyone.
[15:57] fantabulous: Think my boss would be understanding if I called him and asked for the rest of the day off to cruise for penis?
[14:59] fantabulous: But now I'm reminded of that teenager that was caught fucking a dog.
[15:03] fantabulous: Thom: How much money could someone make fucking dogs?
[12:45] fantabulous: This is one of those situations where I'm not sure if it would be useful to shit gold.
[14:44] fantabulous: In the case where that guy died from getting sodomized by a horse, it was determined that he caused no harm to the horse.
[14:44] fantabulous: Mostly I wanted to mention the whole getting fucked by a horse thing.
[16:33] fantabulous: Ass babies.
[14:38] fantabulous: Related, no one has ever implied that they'd want to eat some sort of ass sandwich out of me.
[13:33] fantabulous: I'd just open a ticket with my personal account, and have a script spam "Hi! I like cheese!" every 5 minutes.
[12:30] fantabulous: For some reason that makes me think of the problem with the escalators and feces.
[20:03] fantabulous: Do I need fancy clothes for it? I wasn't planning on actually filming myself masturbating.
fantabulous: "Fanta's $75 bum wine and bum fucking party: 3 days only"
[14:24] fantabulous: I don't understand why they call it a budgie. That's like calling a penis a tallywhacker.
[14:27] fantabulous: I find it difficult to sleep when fucking sticks.
[12:16] fantabulous: So. I just had a discussion at work for a game I need to make.
[12:17] fantabulous: It would be a generic shooter game where all of the characters have comically large scrotums.
[14:27] fantabulous: I don't see how having a man sodomize me all day would be comfortable.
[14:27] fantabulous: I would be worried about clanmates shitting on my ritz crackers
[09:04] fantabulous: Wouldn't it be cheaper to just stick a candle in your butt or something?
[14:10] fantabulous: I would like to point out that I had this thong on for like 20 minutes over my tights, so I didn't fling any crap that night.
[14:39] fantabulous: I'm not using one of those hand warmers as a panty liner.
[12:41] fantabulous: I can't imagine watching pooch make 20 minutes worth of airlock jokes while having sex.
[11:57] fantabulous: For me, I'd have to be able to incubate a fetus in my anus before I went into a reproduction frenzy.
[13:07] fantabulous: I refuse to work in a server room with lions.
[13:50] fantabulous: I'm sure pooch would volunteer to just stir my coffee with his penis if he lived close enough.
[21:26] fantabulous: That reminds me. I still need to get a picture of my dog as a blanket at some point.
[21:37] fantabulous: And is it in the form of a hot beef injection that we can watch?
[21:43] fantabulous: Mormons drink all the time. It's just through a hole in a sheet.
[12:31] fantabulous: Do you think the city planners just had Leeverb jack off on a map to determine where to pave?
[13:15] fantabulous: Was there a video of the new kinect being controlled by someone's penis?
[12:11] fantabulous: Or maybe pooch means an alien with a large alien scrotum.
[12:41] fantabulous: If you punched my dog in the mouth, he'd bite your dick off and call you a bitch.
[12:41] fantabulous: Then expect you to pet him while he's soaked in your dick blood.
[12:51] fantabulous: He has to eat early so that the food is in his large intestine when it's time for sexcapades.
[13:29] fantabulous: I think I still have the reputation around here of pooping gold.
[13:30] fantabulous: Which is funny because if I could actually poop gold, I'd just sell my feces to jewelry shops.
[14:35] fantabulous: There was some talk about shitting on desks at work earlier today.
[12:31] fantabulous: I think you're using the pipe wrong if it's a pain in the ass.
[12:31] fantabulous: I have yet to get a good picture of my dog as a blanket.
[21:06] fantabulous: One of my favorite things to do is drain the tank and then fill it with pee.
[13:26] fantabulous: But. If you're really into skin lesions, meth users are the way to go.
[15:47] fantabulous: I might have put $20 bills in my bra on cam, but I took them right back out to spend later.
fantabulous: You could make foreskins the national currency.
[12:34] fantabulous: I have no problem with turning someone's genitals into in hamburger if my life is at stake.
[12:36] fantabulous: I don't think I'd grill up their genitals afterwards, though.
[14:30] fantabulous: I guess that's better than raining men. That'll shatter your windshield.
[14:03] fantabulous: If it was good enough for Michael Jackson, it's good enough for anyone.
[15:57] fantabulous: Think my boss would be understanding if I called him and asked for the rest of the day off to cruise for penis?
[14:59] fantabulous: But now I'm reminded of that teenager that was caught fucking a dog.
[15:03] fantabulous: Thom: How much money could someone make fucking dogs?
[12:45] fantabulous: This is one of those situations where I'm not sure if it would be useful to shit gold.
[14:44] fantabulous: In the case where that guy died from getting sodomized by a horse, it was determined that he caused no harm to the horse.
[14:44] fantabulous: Mostly I wanted to mention the whole getting fucked by a horse thing.
[16:33] fantabulous: Ass babies.
[14:38] fantabulous: Related, no one has ever implied that they'd want to eat some sort of ass sandwich out of me.
[13:33] fantabulous: I'd just open a ticket with my personal account, and have a script spam "Hi! I like cheese!" every 5 minutes.
[12:30] fantabulous: For some reason that makes me think of the problem with the escalators and feces.
[20:03] fantabulous: Do I need fancy clothes for it? I wasn't planning on actually filming myself masturbating.
fantabulous: "Fanta's $75 bum wine and bum fucking party: 3 days only"
[14:24] fantabulous: I don't understand why they call it a budgie. That's like calling a penis a tallywhacker.
[14:27] fantabulous: I find it difficult to sleep when fucking sticks.
[12:16] fantabulous: So. I just had a discussion at work for a game I need to make.
[12:17] fantabulous: It would be a generic shooter game where all of the characters have comically large scrotums.
[14:27] fantabulous: I don't see how having a man sodomize me all day would be comfortable.
[14:27] fantabulous: I would be worried about clanmates shitting on my ritz crackers
[09:04] fantabulous: Wouldn't it be cheaper to just stick a candle in your butt or something?
[14:10] fantabulous: I would like to point out that I had this thong on for like 20 minutes over my tights, so I didn't fling any crap that night.
[14:39] fantabulous: I'm not using one of those hand warmers as a panty liner.
[12:41] fantabulous: I can't imagine watching pooch make 20 minutes worth of airlock jokes while having sex.
[11:57] fantabulous: For me, I'd have to be able to incubate a fetus in my anus before I went into a reproduction frenzy.
[13:07] fantabulous: I refuse to work in a server room with lions.
[13:50] fantabulous: I'm sure pooch would volunteer to just stir my coffee with his penis if he lived close enough.
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