Giving Havi the Finger

[09:05] MISS HAVISHAM: You have discovered a new recipe: the finger
[09:05] MISS HAVISHAM: um.
[09:05] Shoo86: haha
[09:05] Big Daddy Grimm: havi can finally finger for herself!
[09:06] MISS HAVISHAM: oh i think the first one's comin your way, grimmy    

Beef Jerky Guy

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Kingdom of Celibacy

Miss Havisham: omg what, are we talking about celibacy in this clan?
Miss Havisham: finally, something I know about
Gregonzola: Havi, some of us are celibate, others of us are not.
Gregonzola: But we can all discuss it.
Gregonzola: Boy, abstaining from sex is a good idea
Gregonzola: Some days, I really tire of love making and think, "I should be celibate today."
Gregonzola: Said no one, ever.
Gregonzola: Sorry, that last part was supposed to stay in my head instead of coming out.
Nitron: oh, one day after work, a few coworkers and I went to a bar.
Nitron: so, I have a few, but am by no means drunk. we're just sitting at the table, and I shout out "I'm a virgin!"
Nitron: Chuck, one of the guys with us, fell out of his chair laughing
SyDnEy ReBiK: I'm a virgin
SyDnEy ReBiK: Said no one, ever.

Pooch's Rest Stop Story

Miss Havisham: I want Pooch's rest stop BJ story memorialized.

You asked for it, Havisham.

Puccini: So, my virgin roomie, who had no right to make any demands because that lazy bitch hadn't found a job in a year ...
Puccini: Asked me once to go away for the night so her beau could come over.
Puccini: And I thought. "Oh. OH. Ok."
Puccini: So I made the two hour drive up to fort collins, hung out until 2am, and said "Well, she better be done by now."
Puccini: So on the way back I stop to take a piss and dawdle enother 5 minutes.
Puccini: I walk in and this dude is blowing another dude at the urinal.
Puccini: And so I just give them a polite nod and say "Good evening, gentlemen."
Puccini: By the time I was done whizzing they'd run off.
Puccini: So I was a bit annoyed, and I get home.. AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN PUT OUT.
Puccini: THEY ATE MOZARELLA STICKS THEN HE WENT HOME.

Smooth, Pooch, smooth.

Puccini: My psychic twin had a better response when I told him the story.

Puccini: "Unzip your fly and say, 'I'm next!'"