Forget splitting hairs, Piter's splitting bones

[11:33] Piter: ew, the gross taste of pain relief
[11:34] Gregonzola: Take your pills with orange juice.
[11:35] Piter: I didn't have a drink at all ready, which was the problem. :/
[11:35] Everybody: Take your pills with urine. Then you won't care about the taste of the pills. -hic-
[11:41] Piter: I feel old taking pain meds daily.
[11:42] Gregonzola: Why are you taking them daily?
[11:42] Piter: I've still got a ton of pain from my split bone. It's ebbed as it's healed. -hic-
[11:43] Everybody: Dude, how did you split your bone?
[11:43] Piter: by falling. I fell at an angle that put all my weight on 'em, and it cracked down the center
[11:44] Nitron: ouch
[11:44] Gregonzola: I didn't even know you could do that. Which bone(s) did you split?
[11:44] Everybody: WT WT F.
[11:45] Piter: I split the fibula and cracked the tibia.
[11:47] Gregonzola: Oh, that's pretty awful.
[11:47] Piter: I'm part-machine now, consequently.
[11:47] Piter: Or at least, part-space shuttle
[11:47] Everybody: Jesus, man.
[11:49] Gregonzola: So, they pinned it up?
[11:49] Gregonzola: And what the heck did you fall off of?
[11:49] Piter: Well, here's the thing.
[11:50] Gregonzola: You were fueled by the grape?
[11:50] Piter: They put screws in several places and a pretty bitchin' plate along the left side of my left leg
[11:50] Gregonzola: Knice.
[11:51] Piter: As for the fall that caused it, I think it was a combination of alcohol and low blaahd pressure.
[11:51] Piter: I didn't fall off of anything, except maybe off of the world for a minute.
[11:52] Piter: I wake up and my girlfriend's above me, gesticulating wildly at my ankleish area.
[11:52] Gregonzola: Did you land on, I don't know, an axe?
[11:52] Everybody: Ohh. You blacked under. Gotcha.
[11:53] Gregonzola: Traveling in a land blacked under.
[11:54] Everybody: Someone smiled and made you a fibia sandwich.
[11:55] Piter: So yeah, got my sister and her fiance to come over ASAP and they managed to haul me down the stairs of my apartment to urgent care. -hic-
[11:56] Everybody: And the doc-in-the-box said, "WOW!"
[11:56] Everybody: Actually, he said "WOWWIE!"
[11:56] Everybody: Then you realized you were upside down and he was screaming for his MOMMIE after seeing that.

Kingdom of Celibacy

Miss Havisham: omg what, are we talking about celibacy in this clan?
Miss Havisham: finally, something I know about
Gregonzola: Havi, some of us are celibate, others of us are not.
Gregonzola: But we can all discuss it.
Gregonzola: Boy, abstaining from sex is a good idea
Gregonzola: Some days, I really tire of love making and think, "I should be celibate today."
Gregonzola: Said no one, ever.
Gregonzola: Sorry, that last part was supposed to stay in my head instead of coming out.
Nitron: oh, one day after work, a few coworkers and I went to a bar.
Nitron: so, I have a few, but am by no means drunk. we're just sitting at the table, and I shout out "I'm a virgin!"
Nitron: Chuck, one of the guys with us, fell out of his chair laughing
SyDnEy ReBiK: I'm a virgin
SyDnEy ReBiK: Said no one, ever.