What we've learned about Mandy

[08:00] MandyMay flips over the coffin and laughs like a little school girl
[08:01] RikAstley wonders where Mandy got a coffin
[08:01] MandyMay: stole it from the funeral home
[08:02] MandyMay: I axe-murdered all the funeral employees

What we've learned about Mandy is that you should meet her at church, not at a funeral home.

Update:  It's also a bad idea to be Mandy's doctor:

[08:34] MandyMay: I axe-muredered my doctor after he wouldnt probe my twang 

Pussycore

[10:42] LindsayLynne: Wet Pussy jumps onto the keyboard and causes you to accidentally hit the Attack button instead of using that skill. GRRRRRRR
[10:43] LindsayLynne: damn you wet pussy
[10:43] Gregonzola: Mandy, if you didn't neglect your wet pussy she wouldn't do that.
[10:43] LindsayLynne: my wet pussy is being mean to me
[10:43] Gregonzola: Stroke her for a while and she'll calm down.
[10:43] AlbinoPanther: lololol LL
[10:44] LindsayLynne: I betcha wet pussy goes into retirement when I get done with this run
[10:44] noeatnosleep: wait wat
[10:45] Gregonzola: Nen doesn't want you to retire your wet pussy.
[10:45] noeatnosleep agrees
[10:45] AlbinoPanther wouldnt mind spending some time petting Mandy's wet pussy.
[10:45] LindsayLynne: but my wet pussy is f*cking everything up -hic-
[10:46] Gregonzola: AP, you'd get tired of her wet pussy slapping away your meat.
[10:46] LindsayLynne: I did give him a tiny bowler, that helps
[10:48] LindsayLynne: Wet Pussy pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.

Dr. Mandy the HBO Show

[13:17] Gun_Mage: Good Guys After Dark..... sounds like a movie
[13:18] Hexatomb: was it porn, greg?
[13:18] Gregonzola: Of course it was porn. I don't write anything else.
[13:18] Gregonzola: Like Dr. Mandy the HBO show.
[13:18] Gregonzola: She's a urologist who specializes in Viagra overdoses.
[13:19] Hexatomb: I'd watch that
[13:19] Gregonzola: "Dr. Mandy, I'm having a priapism. The staff told me to come right away!"
[13:19] Gregonzola: "I'll take care of that for you. Now just get up on the exam table..."    

Don't Carmelize me Bro, and a special cuddle for AP

[07:36] professorjellybean logged on.
[07:38] LindsayLynne: we missed you
[07:39] Gun_Mage: welcome back!!!!!
[07:39] professorjellybean: yay :) I missed you all so much!!
[07:39] professorjellybean floods the fountain with jellybeans
[07:40] Gregonzola: I suspect Professor Jellybean was studying wild jellybeans in the jungles of Bolivia. There was no internet there.
[07:40] professorjellybean: hahaha ^.^
[07:40] professorjellybean: If I told you, I'd have to caramelize you :|
[07:43] Gregonzola: Wait, hold on. JB, will you huggle snuggle AP? I'll record it on the blog and then he'll get to see it. -hic-    
[07:44] professorjellybean CUDDLESNUGGLEHUGGLEG LOMPSMOOCHNUZZLES TEH FUZZYKITTY

You know those are permanent, right?

[10:19] Reneizabeth44 reaaallly likes tattoos
[10:19] Jesskahh wants a new tattoo...
[10:19] Gun_Mage loves his tatoo
[10:20] LucyLynne: I have a scorpion tattoo on my upper back
[10:20] Jesskahh: I have 7 tattoos.
[10:20] Hexatomb: I have elephant ears on my inner thighs  
[10:22] LucyLynne: GM needs a tattoo on his lower back that says: Back door guests are the best
[10:22] Hexatomb: Mandy, that might clash with the stomach tattoo that says "Entry in the Rear only"
[10:23] Gregonzola: Oh, that's the kind of delivery he was getting.
[10:23] Gregonzola: [10:19] Gun_Mage: brb shipment
[10:23] Jesskahh: ^
[10:24] LucyLynne: shipment indeed
[10:24] Hexatomb: xD
[10:24] Hexatomb: Someone's package... arrived    
[10:24] LucyLynne: is GM accepting somebodys package?
[10:25] Hexatomb: he's probably helping to unload someone's package, Mandy    

Mandy is a harsh Mistress

[10:25] xTyrx: I got a meat maid !?!?
[10:25] MistyMay: I pimp my meat maid out
[10:25] Gregonzola: I like clockwork meat maids.
[10:25] Gregonzola: They're great.
[10:26] MistyMay: i forced mine into prostitution
[10:26] Gregonzola: Coercion isn't nice, Mandy.
[10:26] Gregonzola: If she wants to do it, that's her prerogative as a woman.
[10:27] MistyMay: she's in the sleazy alley, on her knees
[10:27] Gregonzola feels bad for Mandy's meat maid
[10:28] MistyMay: she'll feel bad if she doesnt make me some meat
[10:28] MistyMay: I'll beat her ass    

Clan Story Time Sucks

[07:58] LucyLynne: WeedLand was made for a friend of mine, that I'm no longer friends with
[07:58] Gregonzola: Oh, no.
[07:58] Gregonzola: Drama?    
[07:59] Gregonzola listens attentively
[07:59] LucyLynne: never drama with me
[07:59] Gregonzola: Aw, I wanted a dramatic story to begin my day.
[08:00] Gregonzola: Calvsie, please make up the dramatic retelling of why Mandy is no longer friends with the person for whom she made the alt Weed_Land.    
[08:00] Calvsie: once upon a time a man woke up to find he was the family's roomba
[08:00] Gregonzola: Saweet.    
[08:00] Gregonzola: This is getting good already.
[08:00] Calvsie: and now I must begin work see ya later
[08:01] Gregonzola feels great disappointment

I wouldn't touch that with...

[13:08] Calvsie: I love my 11ft pole
[13:09] Calvsie: I like to show it to all the ladies -hic-
[13:09] LucyLynne: I'm sure you do
[13:09] Calvsie: Also I can use it to reach things without leaving the closet