Weinermobile

[09:48] Everybody: Still weirded out.
[09:48] Everybody: Coming out of a night shift at the library and there was the Weinermobile.
[09:48] Everybody: One of the top 5 surreal things.
[09:48] NataliaM: hah, that thing was like 3 blocks from my house the other day.
[09:49] Everybody: And of course, I did what anybody else who never sleeps, works graveyard, and is paranoid as fuck did.
[09:49] Everybody: I assumed it was either e hallucination or an ambush.
[09:49] NataliaM: i was doing the international gesture for honking the horn (right fist up, pull down) but to no avail
[09:49] Everybody: Went back INTO the library, carefully went out another door and kept looking over my shoulder the whole walk home.
[09:49] Everybody: HEHEHEH.
[09:49] Everybody would totally trick that thing out with a hydraulic soaker.
[09:50] NataliaM: some guy in a hotdog outfit jumps you from behind a bush. "How about a little of this mustard, fucker!"
[09:50] Everybody: Can you imagine? You're driving along, the Weinermobile pulls up behind you and just hoses down the back of your ride.
[09:50] Everybody: Oh MAN. If hotdogmidget tried to ambush me at that point, I woulda danced on his face in the middle of Fess st.
[09:50] NataliaM: haha, like that james bond game on the old colecovision. dropping relish instead of an oil slick
[09:50] NataliaM: haha, like that james bond game on the old colecovision. dropping relish instead of an oil slick
[09:50] Everybody: There was a Bond game for Colecovision? -hic-
[09:51] Everybody: That sounds so much better than "Smurfs: Rescue at Gargamel's Castle". 

Mow Town

[09:45] NataliaM: motown pucci back again. doin' a little east coast swing
[09:45] Everybody: And when I say "mow town", I mean shaving deez nuts.
[09:47] NataliaM: park the beef bus in tuna town

Crap NataliaM Says

[11:15] NataliaM: exactly. marketing fuckstains. "Let's just see how many tech buzzwords we can cram in our audiences' assholes!"

I love libraries

[11:32] Gregonzola: I love libraries. -hic-
[11:34] NataliaM: heh
[11:35] Gregonzola: I'm pretty sure with the internet, public libraries mostly exist now so that the homeless have a place to wash their junk, should they be so inclined.
[11:35] Gregonzola: "Huh. Junk's dirty again. Don't remember how that happened. Guess I'd better get to the library."
[11:35] NataliaM: yeah, that's one thing that makes me sad about the rise of the internet- libraries are a casualty
[11:36] NataliaM: that and for losers to download porn in public
[11:37] Shoo86: whats a library?
[11:38] NataliaM: it's a type of bathroom for the homeless.

I'd do that if I were a horse

[13:05] NataliaM: fuck that guy. also, it'd suck to be the headless horseman's dentist
[13:06] Everybody: Be kind of awesome. He could just leave his head there all the time.
[13:06] Gregonzola: Yep.
[13:06] Gregonzola: Easy access.
[13:06] NataliaM: no. he doesn't have it. that's why he's headLESS. he'd be headful if he still had it somewhere
[13:06] Gregonzola: Hey, Mafia. I'd love for my left pane to load since I'm playing now.
[13:07] Everybody: Who doesn't like to be headful?
[13:07] Gregonzola: When that man asks for head, he's not after the usual favor.
[13:07] Everybody: Why would you want John the Baptist's penis?
[13:07] NataliaM: his horse should fuck with him all the time. "yeah, we're going to the old covered bridge, not to the oats and hay"