Come On

[21:05] jon diaz: OH COME ON
[21:05] jon diaz: "Before I'm gonna let you through this room," says the shark, "you're gonna have to sink the 8 Ball. But you gotta do it off of 1,892 rails, or it doesn't count."
[21:05] jon diaz: You manage to pocket the 8 Ball, but only off of 1,891 rails. "Sorry," says the shark. "Better luck next time."
[21:05] AlbinoPanther: LOL
[21:06] AlbinoPanther: that's beautiful, jon
[21:06] jon diaz: fml
[21:06] AlbinoPanther pats jon
[21:07] jon diaz: not sure whether i can get much farther in the basement at my current level
[21:07] jon diaz: :P
[21:07] Gregonzola: AP, he's upset. Don't pat his butt.
[21:07] Zeklan: oh oops
[21:07] jon diaz: fuck it
[21:07] jon diaz: 218
[21:07] Zeklan backs away from jon butt
[21:08] jon diaz: not my butt
[21:08] jon diaz: the "fuck it" was directed at the basement

You'll never look at Taffy the Same Way

[10:49] Gun_Mage pulls up a chair
[10:50] Reneizabeth44 sits on GM considering he masturbates 5 times a day I shouldn't be poked
[10:50] Gun_Mage: nope, its like taffy
[10:50] Calvsie: it comes in salt water variety?
[10:50] Hexatomb: GM has rain-doh in his pants
[10:50] Abyssal Bandit momentarily contemplates chewing on it...
[10:51] Zeklan: do you need a mold to shape it?    

Robot and Mom Love

[14:42] Viral_Effigy does the robot
[14:45] Zeklan: from behind?
[14:46] Gregonzola: Robots may have eyes in the backs of their heads. I'm not sure you can sneak up on them that way.
[14:46] AlbinoPanther: beep boop motherfuckers
[14:46] Gregonzola: Moms need love, too. Don't judge.
[14:46] Viral_Effigy: no, head on. i want to look it in the optical receptors
[14:47] Zeklan: thats respectable