Monday, July 1, 2013

Well, that's good, because...

[21:11] Bam: Pants? Where we're going we don't need pants.

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So, that happened

[15:45] MISS HAVISHAM has an accident.
[15:45] MISS HAVISHAM: i guess that's what happens when you hang out in /radio
[15:58] Gregonzola: Yep.
[15:58] Gregonzola: You piss yourself.
[15:58] Gregonzola: That's why I always stay here and just listen to other channels. My accidents stay among friends.
[15:58] Gregonzola: Urine is pretty accepted in here.
[15:59] Gregonzola: With Lee washing the whole world in his pee and Fanta giving golden showers to dogs.
[15:59] MISS HAVISHAM: right
[15:59] MISS HAVISHAM: i know One Sec won't judge me
[15:59] Gregonzola: We're pretty open-minded.
[16:01] fantabulous: What? I never told /clan about the time I peed on a dog.
[16:01] Gregonzola: You'd better remedy that oversight.
[16:01] MISS HAVISHAM: yes, let's hear about it post haste
[16:02] fantabulous: I was like 16 and my family got a new puppy.
[16:02] MISS HAVISHAM: OH MY GOD IT'S A REAL STORY?
[16:02] MISS HAVISHAM: please say no
[16:02] fantabulous: I was peeing outside and she walked right into the stream.    
[16:04] fantabulous: The end.    

We're there for you

[15:12] Gregonzola: [14:59] MISS HAVISHAM: eat my ass, all of you.
[15:13] Everybody: Whoa.
[15:13] Everybody ties a lil bib on.
[15:14] Gregonzola: She likes tossed salad, evidently.
[15:14] Everybody pounds the table with the butt end of the knife and fork.
[15:14] Everybody: Thanks, you two. Like I need any help being a sick fuck. :)
[15:15] fantabulous: If you do want some help, though.    

If you insist

[14:59] MISS HAVISHAM: eat my ass, all of you.    

Our new Book!

[10:32] MISS HAVISHAM: Tales of Fire and Urine: One Sec Summer    

Orgy

[09:49] MasterSilex: we apparently have a big grop project
[09:49] jesabele: orgy
[09:49] MISS HAVISHAM: *Grope
[09:49] Gregonzola: Woo.
[09:50] MasterSilex: haha
[09:53] Gregonzola: I want to have an orgy instead of working today.
[09:53] Gregonzola: Where's the nearest orgy?
[09:54] Everybody: Phoenix. Jick's house.
[09:55] Gregonzola: Kickin' over servers.
[09:55] MasterSilex: >.>
[09:55] Everybody: Squirtin juices on 'em.
[09:55] Everybody: Shorting 'em out. -hic-
[09:56] Gregonzola: They'll blame it on data spiders, but we know what's going on.
[09:57] MasterSilex: :|
[09:57] Gregonzola: Shoo is uncomfortable with the defiling of his sacred game with Jick semen.
[09:58] jesabele: Shoo spawned out of that server semen    

Black Cat

[09:19] MasterSilex: i just want to kol all day
[09:19] MasterSilex: i need to get sponsored
[09:19] Everybody: Just bang on KoL all day.
[09:20] MISS HAVISHAM: wow, i took THAT to the wrong place
[09:22] MasterSilex PM's havi
[09:23] MISS HAVISHAM: oh god performance anxiety, i can't cyber with silex, he's too optimal
[09:24] Everybody: Cut him down to size. Start by shrugging a few of his buffs when he isn't looking.
[09:24] MISS HAVISHAM: ooh, now we're talking
[09:25] MasterSilex: haha
[09:36] MasterSilex: havi will be my black cat