Niaga yad nrop yag

[12:32] RAMONE logged on.
[12:32] jesabele: GET OUT
[12:32] MafOOsalah: AND IN AND OUT
[12:33] RAMONE: penisbutt
[12:35] jesabele: NO U
[12:36] RAMONE: asspenisbutt
[12:36] MafOOsalah: RamOne in the AssButt.
[12:37] miss havisham: oh my. it's gay porn day in one sec again! yay!
[12:37] RAMONE: gay porn is nrop yag backwards

Replacement Dicks

[08:40] Everybody: Oh, they can ship me a replacement, but it won't get here until the 2nd.
[08:40] Everybody: Thanks for fucking things up even more fo rme, Walmart.
[08:40] Gregonzola: Dicks.
[08:40] miss havisham: A replacement what, Pooch?
[08:41] miss havisham: A replacement dick from Walmart? Huh. They really do have everything.

Asshattery

[07:43] miss havisham: also i realized i have an aweosme hat
[07:43] miss havisham: i don't know where i got it but it was in my inventory
[07:48] Gregonzola: My favorite is still the asshat. I wish it were more powerful.
[07:49] miss havisham: i like to make them for no particular reason
[07:50] miss havisham: it just brings me a little joy
[08:02] Gregonzola: Making them is fun.
[08:03] Gregonzola: Maybe if you could wrap an asshat in duct tape.
[08:03] miss havisham: what would it be then?
[08:05] Everybody: Gerbilling hat.

Moar Fisting

[11:00] Gregonzola: I'm looking up fisting.
[11:01] Gregonzola: Pooch is in like all of these.
[11:02] MafOOsalah: I'm a hands-on kind of guy!
[11:03] Gregonzola: *hands-in

The Way of the Surprising Fisting

[09:43] Gregonzola: Crimbo is good for leveling with hard monsters.
[09:46] miss havisham: maybe i'll hit 30 by next crimbo
[09:46] miss havisham: i think around 21 in my first ascension i got STINKING BORED and asked shoo to help me level up andthen it went faster ;)
[09:48] Gregonzola: You know, this is where Mafia would help you. Just let it attack a hard area for you day after day.
[09:48] miss havisham: first I'd have to learn how to do that -hic-
[09:48] miss havisham: and learn what a hard area is
[09:48] Everybody: I'll show ya. -hic-
[09:49] miss havisham: I thought you were idle :)
[09:49] Everybody: I'm like the NSA, I'm always on the line.
[09:50] miss havisham: beep beep
[09:53] miss havisham: next time i ascend i am going to talk to shoo first. or someone.
[10:01] MafOOsalah: You should go master of the surprising fisting.
[10:01] miss havisham: I think your hands are better suited for it.
[10:01] miss havisham: Oh, wait.
[10:02] MafOOsalah: They ARE surprising!

Shoo's Holiday Plans

[10:39] Big Daddy Grimm: where is shoo?
[10:40] miss havisham: good question
[10:40] Gregonzola: Shoo's out trying to convince idiots who still believe in the divine to abandon their faith before Christmas.
[10:41] Gregonzola: And punting baby Jesuses out of nativity scenes.
[10:41] miss havisham: he's standing behind bell-ringers giving out candy canes to people who DON'T drop their change in the bucket
[10:42] jesabele: hahaha
[10:43] Gregonzola: Kicking priests in the junk. 

check twice, flush once

Gregonzola: I'm mildly OCD in some ways. Before I throw stuff out I check it several times.  kashieda solves that by not throwing things away
kashieda: which is... not great
 miss havisham: this is why i like living with other humans.
 miss havisham: "will you check to make sure this is the one i mean to throw away?"
 miss havisham: "Yes, Mom."
 MafOOsalah: Huh?
 MafOOsalah: You have someone double check everything you throw away?
 MafOOsalah: I hope this doesn't apply to toilet paper.