[14:24] Calvsie: SKULLFARK YOURSELF!
[14:24] skullfark soulshasser: i skullfarked your mother last night
[14:25] Calvsie: ewww necrophillia
[14:25] Big Daddy Grimm: necrophellia: The urge to crack open a cold one....
[14:25] Calvsie: if I could like something in chat grimm
[14:26] skullfark soulshasser: ...
[14:26] skullfark soulshasser: necrOphellia?
[14:26] skullfark soulshasser: is this a shakespeare joke
[14:27] Calvsie: ásk shkpr
This is when I remembers I had admin access to this Blog, so I will try to keep it going.
<3
Grimmyzola
Monday, October 3, 2022
Saturday, September 27, 2014
The Strange Leaflet Quest
There are scripts and spoilers out there a plenty for this quest, but if you prefer to do your own typing, or don't trust scripts, here's mine.
open mailbox
take leaflet
open door
east
take sword
examine fireplace
When you examine the fireplace, there are several things you may see. Depending on what you see, you'll type in something different.
If you see:
A trophy, take it using "take trophy"
A bird, type "plover"
A ceramic model of brick building, type "plugh"
A ship, type "yoho"
A white house is "xyzzy"
You'l get some stats from this. Once you're done, on with the typing.
examine tinder
examine parchment
west
north
cut hedge
pick up stick
west
light stick
east
north
kill serpent
open chest
look behind chest
look in hole
south
south
east
light fireplace
take boots
put on boots
west
south
south
south
Lost in Forest
When you're lost in the forest, just keep typing to directions you stop being lost. I usually use "South" and "West" but you can use anything.
climb tree
take egg
look at petunias
throw egg at roadrunner
down
look in leaves
up
throw ruby at petunias
examine scroll
gnusto cleesh
up
cleesh giant
take ring
That's it, resume your normal adventuring!
open mailbox
take leaflet
open door
east
take sword
examine fireplace
When you examine the fireplace, there are several things you may see. Depending on what you see, you'll type in something different.
If you see:
A trophy, take it using "take trophy"
A bird, type "plover"
A ceramic model of brick building, type "plugh"
A ship, type "yoho"
A white house is "xyzzy"
You'l get some stats from this. Once you're done, on with the typing.
examine tinder
examine parchment
west
north
cut hedge
pick up stick
west
light stick
east
north
kill serpent
open chest
look behind chest
look in hole
south
south
east
light fireplace
take boots
put on boots
west
south
south
south
Lost in Forest
When you're lost in the forest, just keep typing to directions you stop being lost. I usually use "South" and "West" but you can use anything.
climb tree
take egg
look at petunias
throw egg at roadrunner
down
look in leaves
up
throw ruby at petunias
examine scroll
gnusto cleesh
up
cleesh giant
take ring
That's it, resume your normal adventuring!
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Frisky Squirrels
[11:41] Turbulent
Squirrel: Tell him about the twinkie.
[11:43] Birdy: a squirrel? In my newbie?
[11:44] Tehkeela: Birdy, yes,
[11:44] Tehkeela: But, no worry.
[11:44] Tehkeela: I greased all of the poles holding up the bird feeders.
[11:44] Birdy: but I do worry
[11:45] Birdy: so no poledancing squirrel? -hic-
[11:45] Turbulent Squirrel: Only if I get paid, sweetheart.
[11:51] Assistant_Madman: no poledancing squirrel, but I do have a lapdancing groundhog
[11:43] Birdy: a squirrel? In my newbie?
[11:44] Tehkeela: Birdy, yes,
[11:44] Tehkeela: But, no worry.
[11:44] Tehkeela: I greased all of the poles holding up the bird feeders.
[11:44] Birdy: but I do worry
[11:45] Birdy: so no poledancing squirrel? -hic-
[11:45] Turbulent Squirrel: Only if I get paid, sweetheart.
[11:51] Assistant_Madman: no poledancing squirrel, but I do have a lapdancing groundhog
Saturday, September 6, 2014
It's better FOR you, too
Sunday, August 31, 2014
Doesn't everyone?
[09:43] jon
diaz imagines greg with a titanium bear cub strapped
to his crotch
Context might help.
[09:39] xTyrx kicks Gregonzola in the nards to keep up the chaos level
[09:39] Gregonzola: I wear a titanium cub, Tyr. -hic-
[09:39] Gregonzola: My last clan trained me well.
[09:39] Gregonzola: er, cup.
[09:39] Gregonzola: They trained me well, except for spelling.
[09:39] xTyrx: Cub eh?
[09:40] xTyrx notices a growling sound coming from gregonzolas pants region
[09:40] xTyrx dumps a bucket of ice water on Gregonzola
[09:40] Gregonzola: That's right. The lion cub will bite you if you try for the nards.
[09:41] Gregonzola shivers
[09:42] Gregonzola: Thanks, Tyr. Now the cub is uncomfortable and my nipples could cut glass.
[09:42] xTyrx offers Gregonzola a sheet of glass
[09:43] Gregonzola cuts it with his nipples
[09:43] jon diaz imagines greg with a titanium bear cub strapped to his crotch
[09:43] jon diaz: i think you want to swap that out with a wolverine for maximum efficacy
[09:43] Gregonzola: Jon, that's a good idea.
[09:43] Gregonzola straps on a titanium wolverine cub
[09:43] xTyrx: Honey badger
[09:43] xTyrx: Or a Tasmanian Devil
[09:44] Gregonzola: Honey badger might eat my naughty bits as a snack.
[09:44] Gregonzola: Nobody wants that.
[09:44] jon diaz: lol
[09:44] xTyrx: Gregonzola the man with the Nards made of Bear cubs
[09:44] jon diaz: that's why you have to use the Sontaran battle strategy.
[09:44] jon diaz: just keep thrusting your crotch at enemies so he doesn't have time to become interested in yours
[09:44] Gregonzola: Good idea.
[09:45] Gregonzola: And maybe feed him well.
[09:45] jon diaz: on the blood of your enemies
[09:45] xTyrx: and remember always keep some raw meat on you to feed him if you have no enemies near by
[09:46] xTyrx: some guy named steve and his robotic Turtle in his pants
[09:46] Gregonzola: Steve is the minecraft guy.
[09:46] Gregonzola: He's kind of a blockhead. A real square.
[09:46] Gregonzola: I'm here all week.
[09:47] xTyrx: gregonzola is the lover across games there isn't a game character he can't seduce except Bowser
[09:47] Gregonzola: If you're challenging me I might be able to seduce Bowser.
[09:47] Gregonzola: I have some talents in that area. Not to toot my own horn.
[09:48] xTyrx: Goood luck
[09:48] jon diaz: don't toot your own horn in public
[09:48] jon diaz: it's rude
[09:49] jon diaz: also it would probably attract the attention of the wolverine cub
[09:49] xTyrx: Gregonzola is so manly he can seduce dinosaurs O.O
[09:49] xTyrx: is there anything he can't bang?
[09:49] Gregonzola: There is not.
[09:50] Gregonzola: I may not be good at much, but I can seduce dinosaurs and marine mammals.
[09:50] xTyrx throws a flaming dolphin at Gregonzola
[09:51] Gregonzola: Burning love is the best love.
[09:59] jon diaz: if your love is burning, you did something wrong
[09:59] jon diaz: go see a doctor
Context might help.
[09:39] xTyrx kicks Gregonzola in the nards to keep up the chaos level
[09:39] Gregonzola: I wear a titanium cub, Tyr. -hic-
[09:39] Gregonzola: My last clan trained me well.
[09:39] Gregonzola: er, cup.
[09:39] Gregonzola: They trained me well, except for spelling.
[09:39] xTyrx: Cub eh?
[09:40] xTyrx notices a growling sound coming from gregonzolas pants region
[09:40] xTyrx dumps a bucket of ice water on Gregonzola
[09:40] Gregonzola: That's right. The lion cub will bite you if you try for the nards.
[09:41] Gregonzola shivers
[09:42] Gregonzola: Thanks, Tyr. Now the cub is uncomfortable and my nipples could cut glass.
[09:42] xTyrx offers Gregonzola a sheet of glass
[09:43] Gregonzola cuts it with his nipples
[09:43] jon diaz imagines greg with a titanium bear cub strapped to his crotch
[09:43] jon diaz: i think you want to swap that out with a wolverine for maximum efficacy
[09:43] Gregonzola: Jon, that's a good idea.
[09:43] Gregonzola straps on a titanium wolverine cub
[09:43] xTyrx: Honey badger
[09:43] xTyrx: Or a Tasmanian Devil
[09:44] Gregonzola: Honey badger might eat my naughty bits as a snack.
[09:44] Gregonzola: Nobody wants that.
[09:44] jon diaz: lol
[09:44] xTyrx: Gregonzola the man with the Nards made of Bear cubs
[09:44] jon diaz: that's why you have to use the Sontaran battle strategy.
[09:44] jon diaz: just keep thrusting your crotch at enemies so he doesn't have time to become interested in yours
[09:44] Gregonzola: Good idea.
[09:45] Gregonzola: And maybe feed him well.
[09:45] jon diaz: on the blood of your enemies
[09:45] xTyrx: and remember always keep some raw meat on you to feed him if you have no enemies near by
[09:46] xTyrx: some guy named steve and his robotic Turtle in his pants
[09:46] Gregonzola: Steve is the minecraft guy.
[09:46] Gregonzola: He's kind of a blockhead. A real square.
[09:46] Gregonzola: I'm here all week.
[09:47] xTyrx: gregonzola is the lover across games there isn't a game character he can't seduce except Bowser
[09:47] Gregonzola: If you're challenging me I might be able to seduce Bowser.
[09:47] Gregonzola: I have some talents in that area. Not to toot my own horn.
[09:48] xTyrx: Goood luck
[09:48] jon diaz: don't toot your own horn in public
[09:48] jon diaz: it's rude
[09:49] jon diaz: also it would probably attract the attention of the wolverine cub
[09:49] xTyrx: Gregonzola is so manly he can seduce dinosaurs O.O
[09:49] xTyrx: is there anything he can't bang?
[09:49] Gregonzola: There is not.
[09:50] Gregonzola: I may not be good at much, but I can seduce dinosaurs and marine mammals.
[09:50] xTyrx throws a flaming dolphin at Gregonzola
[09:51] Gregonzola: Burning love is the best love.
[09:59] jon diaz: if your love is burning, you did something wrong
[09:59] jon diaz: go see a doctor
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Especially then
[20:08] Berrasi:
I prefer to watch girls over guys >>
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: everybody likes lesbians
[20:09] Berrasi: never said I was a lesbian.
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: i never did either
[20:09] Berrasi: I just don't find a dude sweating and making faces all that attractive.
[20:10] skullfark soulshasser: even if he's mustachioed and fat?
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: everybody likes lesbians
[20:09] Berrasi: never said I was a lesbian.
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: i never did either
[20:09] Berrasi: I just don't find a dude sweating and making faces all that attractive.
[20:10] skullfark soulshasser: even if he's mustachioed and fat?
The Rules of Self-Love
[19:57] offcell:
.count love me
[19:57] offcell: misfire
[19:57] offcell: lol
[19:58] Gregonzola: So there offcell was, counting the number of times he'd loved himself today...
[19:59] offcell: i hit the . instead of /, fml :(
[19:59] offcell: just realized
[20:00] Berrasi just might be in love with offcell.
[20:00] offcell: I love me, you don't love me. you can't
[20:00] offcell: because I LOVE ME!
[20:01] Berrasi: fine! Love yourself!
[20:02] Berrasi: there ain't no love like my love though xD
[20:02] offcell: i'm curious of your love now Berrasi...
[20:03] Berrasi chuckles and saves all of her love for herself later tonight.
[20:03] Berrasi: and sorry boys, no pictures!
[20:04] offcell walks away, deeply saddened, but then realizes he doesn't like girls anyway, so shrugs it off
[20:04] Berrasi: hah!
[20:04] Berrasi: now I know I <3 offcell.
[20:04] offcell: but you can't
[20:05] offcell: don't you remember?
[20:05] offcell: I LOVE ME!
[20:05] skullfark soulshasser: don't love yourself in public
[20:05] skullfark soulshasser: it's rude
[19:57] offcell: misfire
[19:57] offcell: lol
[19:58] Gregonzola: So there offcell was, counting the number of times he'd loved himself today...
[19:59] offcell: i hit the . instead of /, fml :(
[19:59] offcell: just realized
[20:00] Berrasi just might be in love with offcell.
[20:00] offcell: I love me, you don't love me. you can't
[20:00] offcell: because I LOVE ME!
[20:01] Berrasi: fine! Love yourself!
[20:02] Berrasi: there ain't no love like my love though xD
[20:02] offcell: i'm curious of your love now Berrasi...
[20:03] Berrasi chuckles and saves all of her love for herself later tonight.
[20:03] Berrasi: and sorry boys, no pictures!
[20:04] offcell walks away, deeply saddened, but then realizes he doesn't like girls anyway, so shrugs it off
[20:04] Berrasi: hah!
[20:04] Berrasi: now I know I <3 offcell.
[20:04] offcell: but you can't
[20:05] offcell: don't you remember?
[20:05] offcell: I LOVE ME!
[20:05] skullfark soulshasser: don't love yourself in public
[20:05] skullfark soulshasser: it's rude
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