A budgie goes to paradise

[13:51] Piter: Grimmy, are you a member of a race of tricky lobster people?
[13:51] Tiny Plastic GrimmSpoon: wasnt there an incident where the lobster or whatever they were using laid eggs in the womans vagina and bad things happened?
[13:52] miss havisham: NO
[13:52] miss havisham: THERE WAS NOT
[13:52] miss havisham: EVER.
[13:54] fantabulous: Why would someone put crustaceans in their vagina? Live or dead.
[13:54] Tiny Plastic GrimmSpoon: dont ask me. i didnt start this one
[13:55] Everybody: ARE THEY LIVE OR DEAD! HAVE THEY SHRIMPS THEIR IN THE BED?
[13:55] Piter: Why would someone smuggle a budgie into a prison in their vagina?
[13:55] miss havisham: and since then my philosophy about the human body is "use it while you've got it"
[13:55] Piter: Furthermore, how would someone go about smuggle a big flatscreen tv into an Irish prison in one's vagina?
[13:55] Piter: Inquiring minds want to know.
[13:55] miss havisham: i could smuggle a very SMALL flatscreen TV into an irish prison, in my vagina.
[13:58] Gregonzola: [21:02] miss havisham: i asked her just to pull it out instead
[13:58] miss havisham: i could smuggle a larger one in my purse
[13:59] miss havisham: is this a viable career alternative?
[13:59] Gregonzola: It is!
[13:59] Gregonzola: It's called muling.
[13:59] Gregonzola: Being a mule may not sound glamorous, but it actually is!
[13:59] Everybody: Can I suggesting something to smuggle in your vagina?
[14:00] Everybody: Wait. A BUDGIE? Poor budgie. How did it breathe?
[14:00] Piter: I don't know. But it did survive and was confiscated.
[14:01] miss havisham: um. is it a lobster tail?
[14:01] Everybody: What colour is it?
[14:01] RAMONE: scrotum
[14:01] Piter: scrotum brown -hic-
[14:02] Carling: scrotum beige
[14:02] Piter: texture like sun
[14:02] Piter: lays me down
[14:02] Piter: with my mind she runs
[14:02] Everybody: There are no scrotum-coloured budgies!
[14:02] miss havisham: wow so this is how word salad works
[14:02] Piter: bullshit
[14:02] miss havisham: i've just landed inside a schizophrenic mind
[14:03] Everybody: No, Havi, I may have a sample of word salad somewhere.
[14:03] miss havisham: that can't be true, pooch. a scrotum could be one of a number of colors. i'm sure there is a budgie somewhere to match one of them.
[14:03] Everybody: What color is your scrotum?! Fallow-cobalt?
[14:03] Piter: had to match the hair, dude
[14:04] Gregonzola: Levar Burton taught me on Reading Rainbow that my scrotum can be anything. -hic-
[14:04] miss havisham: take a look, it's in greg's scrotum,
[14:04] miss havisham: i'm not gonna finish that song
[14:04] Gregonzola: A dangling rainbow!
[14:07] Piter: right, on the note of Greg's dangling, rainbow scrotum
[14:07] Piter: I'll see you cats later