That poor phone

[13:12] DavidIsGreat: hi eveybody
[13:13] Everybody: Hello, Davey!
[13:14] DavidIsGreat: what's new and exciting?
[13:14] Everybody: Piter's going to help me fuck my phone in its little tiny brain.
[13:15] Everybody: Until the brains come out its invisible ears.
[13:15] Everybody: So that's new!
[13:15] DavidIsGreat: oh. well whatever you do wash your hands