Wood Chippers and Charlatans

[08:01] Piter: GregoryGorgonzola: sell free fairy-worn boots and use profits to crash agua de vida market temporarily?
[08:03] Gregonzola: Who is this bastard?
[08:03] Everybody: Which one?
[08:03] Gregonzola: Looking to steal my Agua de Vida profits?
[08:03] Unknown Player: gregorygorgonzola
[08:03] Piter: I'm looking to collect.
[08:03] Gregonzola: His name is too close to mine. We must kill him.
[08:05] Gregonzola: Hm. He doesn't come up with a /whois.
[08:05] Gregonzola: I'm going to go poop and then mail it to him.
[08:05] Piter: I was asking you. I thought GregoryGorgonzola was your full name.
[08:15] Gregonzola: Nope, no relation.
[08:15] Gregonzola: But I'm annoyed someone chose something that close to my name.
[08:16] Piter facepalm
[08:18] Gregonzola: I don't do nasty things like try to crash the market.
[08:16] Everybody totally takes advantage of his neighbor.
[08:16] Everybody: He's got people over there doing tree work, so I'm getting free wood chips.
[08:17] Everybody: Then I'm going to be like ,"Oh, since you guys are here, want to turn a few extra bucks with that wood chipper?"
[08:17] Everybody: And then in a few weeks when he calls a dude with a stump grinder, I'll be like, "Hey, since you're already here...."
[08:18] miss havisham: and then when your neighbor calls a prostitute...
[08:18] miss havisham: you guys can put her in the wood chipper too
[08:18] Everybody: My neighbor is a dedicated, married man.
[08:18] miss havisham: efficiency.
[08:18] miss havisham: well, i didn't speculate as to what he was going to do with her