miss havisham: Aw, Kolumbus stories! Did I miss many?
Everybody: The man from Nantucket.
Everybody: The wee one wrote me her own "Man from Nantucket" poem this weekend.
fantabulous: A forum post I made escalated into me auctioning off my underwear.
Everybody: Damn, Fanta.
Everybody: I wonder what I could auction off!
fantabulous: Which I took off in front of everyone.
Everybody: LOL U WHAT?
Everybody: Fanta, you, the perpetually shy? Were you drunk?
miss havisham: WHAT?
miss havisham: omg.
fantabulous: I had them on over my tights, and I had a long skirt on.
Grimmy Dusk: what the what the what????
Everybody: Waaait. Why were you wearing your underpants on the outside?
fantabulous: Because that pair was for the auction. I didn't want it flossing my butt all day.
fantabulous: No. I didn't wear them over my tights all day.
Everybody: You came here.. on a porpoise!
miss havisham: oh, so you wore them particularly in ORDER to auction them? Is there always an underwear auction?
Everybody: You'll never know, Havi.
Everybody: Because you spend your time with the hoity-toity brass-rigamorale con people.
fantabulous: No. Underwear has never been auctioned, as far as I know.
fantabulous: There's a general auction for covering the meet expenses, though.
miss havisham: I... what? Hoity-toity con people? Am I so Kol-snobby I'm unaware I'm snobby?
fantabulous: One person bid. I don't know if I should feel upset or not.
fantabulous: Also. I tried to fling them to the winner and hit billdakat in the face with them.
miss havisham: Nah, it's more than I'd expect if I put my underpants up for auction.
fantabulous: Also. These: [link] http:// www.fredericks.com/ Eyelash_Lace_Thong/ 54921,default,pd.htm l
miss havisham: Oh, man.
miss havisham: Were you at least drunk enough that it was funny and not embarrassing to hit the wrong person in the face with your underwear?
miss havisham: IS there a "drunk enough" for that?
fantabulous: Not drunk enough, but I laughed anyways.
Everybody: You hit Bill in the face?
Everybody: Now I'm VERY sad I missed this.
fantabulous: I did. Was it too bad I wasn't wearing the thong all day now?
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