Thursday, November 7, 2013

American Strange

[09:07] miss havisham: i used to get calls in chinese, in the middle of the night.
[09:07] miss havisham: student housing. someone didn't give his family his new #, I gathered.
[09:07] miss havisham: they probably wondered who the american woman was. i hope he didn't get in trouble.
[09:08] Gregonzola: Brown chicken brown cow.
[09:08] Gregonzola: They were proud of him.
[09:09] Shoo86: proud of butts
[09:09] Gregonzola: He was getting American strange. Who wouldn't be proud?
[09:10] miss havisham: IDK, is that supposed to be better than other varieties?
[09:12] Everybody: No, not really.
[09:12] Everybody was an international playboy.
[09:12] miss havisham: I kinda figured.
[09:12] miss havisham: er, to the first part. well, and the second too.
[09:12] Everybody: American women are more likely to swallow, but that's about it.
[09:13] Everybody: Their concept of sexuality is generally a lot more fucked up and constrained.
[09:13] Everybody: And their often too self-conscious to really get into it thoroughly.
[09:14] miss havisham: i am now picturing a chinese dude explaining this to his mom on the phone at 3 am

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