Havi's Penis Chronicles. Part the first

[10:09] miss havisham: hello /clan
[10:09] Everybody: Hello, doens't blow hard enough!
[10:10] miss havisham: i'll show you hard enough
[10:11] Everybody: Like a big bad wolf?
[10:11] miss havisham: More like... zebralicious
[10:11] miss havisham: i mean, what?
[10:12] Everybody: Did you ever find out if zebradicks are striped?
[10:13] miss havisham: well, yahoo! answers tells me that a zebra's genitals are all-black.
[10:13] Everybody: Once you go zebra. -hic-
[10:18] Shoo86: hi
[10:18] Shoo86: oooh
[10:18] Shoo86: now i get it
[10:18] Shoo86: havi did spirometry
[10:18] Everybody: YOUR MOM?
[10:18] Shoo86: fuck, train time i gotta run
[10:18] Shoo86: see you all later
[10:18] Everybody: Whut? But I want to play with the spirograph too!
[10:19] miss havisham: spirometry what
[10:19] miss havisham: WHAT DID I DO
[10:19] Everybody: 'spiro' is breath, dear.
[10:19] miss havisham: ooooooh
[10:19] miss havisham: shoo's catching up on my medical drama, got it