Havi's Penis Chronicle's Part the second: the working girl

[12:06] miss havisham: oh my god. I just read a news headline that said "Obama's broken promise"
[12:07] miss havisham: but I read "Obama's broken penis"
[12:07] miss havisham: I think I need to go to penis rehab or something. i may have a problem.
[12:07] Everybody: But you'd say, "No, no, no."
[12:07] miss havisham: *snort*
[12:07] Big Daddy Grimm: take two penii and call me in the morning
[12:11] miss havisham: ok, but i'm not taking obama's. it's broken.
[12:12] Big Daddy Grimm: you have plenty of options in this clan alone, but that would be like shopping in one of those hidden in the back of a chinese laundromat type of stores, where there is always a catch
[12:13] Big Daddy Grimm: like "do not feed it any booty after midnight; etc.
[12:13] miss havisham: it's true; the world is not short on penis.
[12:16] Everybody: Isn't it, though? Aren't there more women in the world than men.
[12:16] Big Daddy Grimm: and yet women are still picky as hell
[12:16] Everybody: OMG , HAVI, YOU NEED TO START HOARDING PENISES.
[12:17] Big Daddy Grimm: thats why i am all for legalizing gay marriage
[12:17] Big Daddy Grimm: to make women realize they are running out of viable options
[12:17] miss havisham: Eh, just mail me the floppy purple dong and i'll be ok
[12:17] miss havisham: women are picky? hmm.
[12:17] Piter logged on.
[12:17] miss havisham: i guess i'm picky. yeah.
[12:17] Big Daddy Grimm: OR, havi is right...i should invest funds in the dildo business.
[12:18] Big Daddy Grimm: an market it as i did above
[12:18] Big Daddy Grimm: ka-CHING
[12:19] miss havisham: i want a cut
[12:19] Big Daddy Grimm: you are the whole legal dept of the comany havi!
[12:19] Big Daddy Grimm: also R&D and product testing.
[12:20] miss havisham: i wear many hats
[12:22] Big Daddy Grimm: just dont get confused which one is which...
[12:23] Big Daddy Grimm: cliff notes: law dept. does the f*ing. R&D: thinks of new ways of f*ng. product testing: gets f*d
[12:23] Big Daddy Grimm: and despite being in one sec for a few ages, i STILL dont feel comfortable spelling out the whole word...
[12:23] Big Daddy Grimm: go figure
[12:24] miss havisham: lol!
[12:25] miss havisham: ok. i need something to wash down this snack. i'm going out in search of caffeine. see you guys soon.

*Grimmy now wonders as he posts this that with all the penis talk...just what WAS that snack...