Inspector Pooch

[14:02] fantabulous: I wasn't planning on making a regular habit of flinging my panties.
[14:12] Gregonzola: You should make a habit of it.
[14:12] fantabulous: I guess I'll have to stock up on panties.
[14:17] Gregonzola: Go to a Justin Bieber concert and collect them.
[14:17] Everybody: Dear Clan, I have a problem. I want to begin drinking now, but I need to be driving in about two hours.
[14:19] miss havisham: that is a problem.
[14:19] fantabulous: I don't know as I want panties from a Justin Bieber concert.
[14:19] miss havisham: likely underage panties.
[14:21] Everybody: I found a bra and panties in the woods today.
[14:21] Everybody: I was willing to pick up the bra, but panties are more dangerous.
[14:21] miss havisham: *did* you pick up the bra? if yes, what did you do with it?
[14:22] Everybody: Profiled its wearer.
[14:22] miss havisham: what'd you decide?
[14:23] Everybody: Moderately overweight Latina, college age to early 30s, fancies herself the adventurous type.
[14:24] fantabulous: I don't think I'd pick up any underwears found in the woods.
[14:25] miss havisham: did you keep it?
[14:25] Everybody: No, it was wet.
[14:25] Everybody: Besides, what if she's dead?
[14:26] Everybody: They were in a hurry. The park was closing soon.
[14:27] fantabulous: Despite being pictured holding up my own thong, I'd be a little embarrassed if someone found one of my bras and was all Inspector Pooch with it.