Thursday, November 14, 2013

Havi's Penis Chronicles Part the third: Home Delivery

[15:22] Everybody: Werepenis of London again!
[15:41] miss havisham: i gotta go all the way to london to get dick? damn.
[15:41] Big Daddy Grimm: havi
[15:41] Big Daddy Grimm: you are a woman
[15:41] Big Daddy Grimm: getting dick should be just as easy, if not easier, than ordering out for pizza.
[15:42] Big Daddy Grimm: hell, if porn has taught me anything, you get both at the same time if you want
[15:42] miss havisham: oh. but see above re: women being picky
[15:42] miss havisham: i only like very specific dick. i'm much pickier about dick than pizza.
[15:43] Everybody: Havi has a strict rule of not banging people in her own time zone.
[15:43] miss havisham: I try to be accommodating
[15:43] Big Daddy Grimm: her sex is THAT good that it affects timezones?
[15:44] Everybody: HEY, /CLAN, HAVI IS GOING TO ACCOMODATE US.
[15:45] miss havisham: not all of you, jeez.
[15:45] miss havisham: I SAID I WAS PICKY

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