We're Perverts

[14:05] miss havisham: i am le tired and it's only 4. and i just got up an hour ago.
[14:05] miss havisham: vacation is exhausting.
[14:06] Gregonzola: Someone should chastise you with spanking right now. Where's Pooch when you need him?
[14:06] miss havisham: not here, that's for sure
[14:07] miss havisham: despite his threats
[14:07] Gregonzola: He may be all talk, no spank.
[14:07] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: You guys and your perversions.
[14:07] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: It saddens me to say that I am the moral compass of this clan.
[14:08] Gregonzola: Could be worse. At least no one here would fuck a ham sandwich... oh, wait.
[14:08] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: stfu
[14:09] Gregonzola: Heh.
[14:13] miss havisham: +1 to greg
[14:13] miss havisham: i'd fuck a ham sala... wait
[14:13] miss havisham: inappropriate, havi!
[14:13] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I hate all of you.
[14:14] fantabulous: I find that hard to believe.
[14:14] miss havisham: You like me, Thom. I have vague drunken memories of us getting along very well
[14:14] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Nope.
[14:15] miss havisham: Hey, I low-carbed Imo's just for you. and watched everyone else eat garlic cheese bread.
[14:15] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I told you NOT to low-carb Imo's.
[14:16] miss havisham: also thom, i didn't say i was obedient, just that i was thinking about you
[14:16] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I only think about how much I hate all of you.
[14:16] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: LIKE, a bunch.
[14:16] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: ANGRY FACES
[14:17] miss havisham: happy faces, Ike
[14:20] fantabulous: Do you hate us so much that you're compelled to ram your erect penis in and out of a ham sandwich?
[14:20] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Shut up, Fanta.
[14:21] miss havisham: ragesandwichfuck
[14:23] Gregonzola: Aw, Thom. We love you. Not as much as you love a ham sandwich, but we love you.
[14:23] miss havisham: not in the same way, at least.
[14:24] miss havisham: But that'd be physically impossible, since not all of us are hung like tuna cans.