The context doesn't matter. Really.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I would eat cock ham.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Because I'm already fucking a sandwich.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I obviously have no reason to pretend I am not disgusting.

What?  You need context?

fantabulous: Thom. Thom.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Fanta. Fanta.

fantabulous: We had a question or two for you yesterday.

Gregonzola: Heh.

fantabulous: Was your Jimmy John's sandwich good?

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: It was good, yes.

Gregonzola: Was it good enough that you stuffed your erect penis into the sandwich?

fantabulous: Like so good you slid your erect penis in and out of the sandwich?

screechpowers: i always come back to the weirdest sentences

Shoo86: lol

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I did not have sexual relations with that sandwich.

screechpowers: hahaha

screechpowers: remember when homer simpson won that huge sandwich

screechpowers: and he kept eating it

screechpowers: and it rotted and gave him food poisoning

fantabulous: But. Let's just suppose for a moment that you did slide your erect penis in and out of a ham sandwich and got mayonnaise and other condiments in your pubic hair.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Let us suppose that then.

Gregonzola: The next question does require that supposition.

Everybody: Mayo is good for your skin.

fantabulous: Would you take a slice of ham from the sandwich and use that to clean up? Would you then eat the slice of ham?

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Jesus, Fanta.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I'd use a napkin.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I'm not a freak.

fantabulous: Someone claimed I was channeling you yesterday when I was talking about fighting bears.

fantabulous: So then I did channel you and went on about fucking a sandwich.

Gregonzola: Let's say you didn't have a napkin. -hic-

fantabulous: I guess I didn't channel you correctly.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I do talk about fighting bears quite a bit.

Gregonzola: And you had to wipe the mayo with the ham. Would you eat cock ham?

Miss Havisham: I would not, because mayo :*(

fantabulous: I independently have my own hatred of bears that is in no way channeling you.

Gregonzola: Mantz felt you would, because ham keeps away the ghosts and you're more afraid of ghosts than cock ham.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I would eat cock ham.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Because I'm already fucking a sandwich.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I obviously have no reason to pretend I am not disgusting.

Yilf's phone number followed, but you can't have that.