Thom's Art

 For those who hadn't heard, Thomas Earl Waldrop II passed away. He did leave us some art, and it is quality.

This first one is Jesabele's though. It captures the spirit of one of our friends who no longer plays.

Fart Sixth Fart

[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: Fart Sixth Fart
[00:35] Roebuck Teeth: The Sixth Sense
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: ...
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: HAHAHA
[00:35] Nitron: never saw it
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: fart this farts hilarious.
[00:35] Roebuck Teeth: mePhI what is happening to you
[00:35] Leeverb: what was that mephi?
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS dicks
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: wow fart was fart not butt i dick to fart
[00:35] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: The best movie ever is Lethal Weapon 5.
[00:35] Leeverb: hahahahahahahaha
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: butt my boner this butts the butt chat butt ever
[00:35] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: THAT IS AWESOME
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: farts is boner
[00:35] Leeverb: this is the best day of my life
[00:35] mePhIStopheleuS: Butt
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: lol butts
[00:36] Flinkle: lol butt
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: There is so much butt in this chat right now
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: the fart thing dicks that farts consumed boner typing boners
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth cannot even handle it
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS farts a butt
[00:36] Fisty McFist: I need twelve million dollars so I can shoot H. G. Wells "The Invisible Boner"since I might actually die of a heart attack
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: fart my fart you farts are dick out butt what boners probably butt funniest dick effect butt
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: leeverb dick your fart you dick such dick stiff boner man boner no butt of butt oh dick -hic-
[00:36] Flinkle: ...oh my.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: Butt ME
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: My 12 year old sense of humor is going to wake up my whole fucking house
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth cackles
[00:36] Flinkle: Meph, please take that to pm. Jeez.
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: SO AWESOME
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: flinkle fart settle dick you butt stop boners train dick laughter
[00:36] Flinkle: "butt of butt oh dick"
[00:36] Nitron: I'm not 12, and what is this
[00:36] Flinkle: lolololol
[00:36] Leeverb: I am fucking dying
[00:36] Mod Announcement: Butt of butt oh dick. That is all.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: please tell me someone is logging this because this chat effect is gonna be GONE
[00:36] Leeverb: logged
[00:36] Flinkle: And there it went.
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: This is GLORIOUS, Nitron
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: that was the best 69 turns of an effect that ever happened
[00:36] Nitron: chat effect?
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: BUTT STOP BONERS TRAIN DICK
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: i need to give trubs like an eagle high five
[00:36] Flinkle: Nitron...it's unreleased to the public.
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: What caused that?
[00:36] Roebuck Teeth: Oh
[00:36] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I am displeased that I cannot inflict that effect on all of /newbie.
[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: orh man

[00:36] mePhIStopheleuS: i haven't laughed that hard in ages 

Happy Booze Day To You

[13:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris logged on.
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
[13:45] Shoo86: yay thom!
[13:45] Everybody: YOU ARE 1!
[13:45] Shoo86: where have you been, new dungeon!
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: New dungeon?
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Is there things in it?
[13:45] Everybody: Nude dungeon!
[13:45] Everybody: There are things, but they're at the end. -hic-
[13:46] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I want things. Is there untradeable things?
[13:46] Carling: there are things in it!
[13:46] Everybody: Oh yes. There are!
[13:47] Shoo86: haha
[13:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I require these things how do I obtain them'
[13:50] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: TELL ME
[13:57] Gregonzola: Don't buy it. Thom quit the game. That's Jesa playing his account.
[13:58] Shoo86: [link] http:// kol.coldfront.net/ thekolwiki/ index.php/ Dreadsylvania
[13:58] Everybody: No noods have been offered to me, so that's not Jesa.
[13:58] Shoo86: yeah, where the noodz at?
[13:58] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: This is a real Thom
[13:58] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I ran out of internets at the house.
[13:59] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Also I have no moticvation to go to places where internets exist.
[13:59] Gregonzola: That is not Thom. It is an imposter.
[13:59] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And I am incredibl drunk at 2pm
[13:59] Gregonzola: Oh, that's Thom.
[14:00] Everybody: Yeah. That last part seals it.
[14:01] Everybody: I mean, if I was "playing Thom".
[14:01] Gregonzola: Heh.
[14:01] Gregonzola: Drunk being more important than intranets is what really convinced me.
[14:01] Gregonzola: Most humans prioritize internet before booze, because porn is a stronger addiction.
[14:01] Gregonzola: But Thom is asexual.
[14:02] Everybody: Booze is sexual. -hic-
[14:02] Everybody: It goes down like a bad girl should.
[14:02] Everybody: You can order it 3 fingers at a time.
[14:03] Everybody: Once it gets you in bed, it keeps you there all night long.
[14:03] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I love double fisting

We're so proud.

KrakMunky69: we are now directly under the "gay and lesbian village" in how many weiners we crammed into our mouths

KrakMunky69: i always knew you were a champion tube meat lover thom

Vehemence

[13:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Pizza, don't you dare eat a goddamned fish when ribs are an option.    

Pooch is cultured, the rest of us aren't, and clan awards!

[08:54] Everybody: So this has caught my eye ... [link] http://flavorwire.com/397137/exploring-the-work-of-19th- century-psychedelic-cat-painter-louis-wain
[08:55] Everybody: When you jump to the 11th in the series, it starts to remind me of some paintings done by an Ayhauscero.
[08:55] Everybody: Reminds me of the bit McKenna did about the relationship between schizophrenia and the shaman.
[08:56] Everybody: The downright fractalness of 12 and 15, especially.
[09:04] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: pooch
[09:04] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: you're weird.
[09:04] Everybody: Moo?
[09:04] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: You know that, right?
[09:04] Everybody: What did I do this time?
[09:05] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: everything
[09:05] Everybody: Oh. Ok, sure. That's fine.
[09:13] sWINgSet: we should have superlatives
[09:14] sWINgSet: like funny awards for weird shit we do
[09:14] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: i want to be "Most likely to carry Bran north of the wall."
[09:14] sWINgSet: most likely to fall asleep at keyboard and spam the letter q for 6 hours
[09:14] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: because HODOR -hic-
[09:14] sWINgSet: we could have clan prom and hand them out
[09:15] Piter: mantz is both clan prom king and queen
[09:15] sWINgSet: i should switch to mafia to train this fucking lime
[09:15] sWINgSet: haha prom quing
[09:15] Piter: also, Hodor: [link] http://www.kristiannairn.com/about/
[09:15] MISS HAVISHAM: i want to go to clan prom
[09:16] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I don't.
[09:17] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I've held a stong tradition of not going to prom.
[09:18] MISS HAVISHAM: fine. i'll take someone else.
[09:18] MISS HAVISHAM reads the list of clannies and makes notes
[09:18] Everybody: I've a strong tradition of being too exhausted to fuck after prom.
[09:19] Piter: I've a strong tradition of being out of town for prom.
[09:19] MISS HAVISHAM: I've a strong tradition of being a virgin after prom, so Pooch just got extra points    

So Optimal the Rest of Us don't even understand

[08:49] Shoo86: guys wtf
[08:49] Shoo86: i just tried to YR the hippy
[08:49] Shoo86: and got the 2 non-combats in a row
[08:49] Shoo86: that is bizarre
[08:49] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: it's because you're not optimal, shoo
[08:50] Shoo86: are you kidding? thats a ridiculously optimal outcome
[08:50] Shoo86: its just not very likely
[08:50] Everybody: An infinite number of ascenders performing an infinite number of ascensions...    

I don't even understand

[08:40] MISS HAVISHAM: CANG, chat window is flying. i like it!
[08:40] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: CANG
[08:40] sWINgSet: CANG
[08:40] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: also
[08:40] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: HODOR
[08:40] MISS HAVISHAM: wow CANG what the fuck
[08:40] MISS HAVISHAM: I MAKE NO sense handle it
[08:40] sWINgSet: hodordodor HODOR
[08:41] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: HODOR HO HODOR
[08:41] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I love Hodor.
[08:41] sWINgSet: best character ever    

What's for Breakfast?

08:04] Gregonzola: All you can do is have breakfast burritos.
[08:04] Gregonzola: And cake.
[08:05] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Oh man.
[08:05] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I want both of those things.
[08:06] Gregonzola: Me, too!
[08:06] Gregonzola: I like the no mature cuisine idea.
[08:07] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: It's fun. -hic-
[08:07] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I had cupcakes for dinner last night.
[08:10] Piter: I vant an Irish breakfast.
[08:14] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: oh shit
[08:15] Big Daddy Grimm: irish brekfast?
[08:15] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Nicole's got like, an aindustrial sized box of thos breakfast corndog things.
[08:15] Big Daddy Grimm: booze on booze with a side order of booze?
[08:16] Piter: Eggs, back bacon, sausages, black and white pudding, toast, beans and grilled tomatoes    

How well she knows us

[10:03] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: would you guys move into a nice but super tiny apartment if it was mega cheap?
[10:03] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I mean, like, SUPER tiny.
[10:03] Everybody: Define 'nice'?
[10:03] Everybody: And how much time do you spend around the house?
[10:04] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Mostly just to sleep and saddrink
[10:04] Everybody: Would you saddrink more with less space?
[10:04] Shoo86: saddrink lol
[10:04] jesabele: Thom, a small apartment is still a step up from living with Matthole
[10:05] Gregonzola: Thom, if you're just sleeping there, it's fine.
[10:05] MISS HAVISHAM: you're one person. it's fine.
[10:05] Shoo86: where you gonna bang hot chics?
[10:06] MISS HAVISHAM: online, of course    

We know what porn Krak wants

[14:11] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: If I get this job, I'm buying a camera and a lot of liquor and a ticket to Boston and three season passes to the zoo. -hic-
[14:12] WAR MACHINE: k
[14:12] Gregonzola: If he doesn't, he's going to try his hand at becoming a gay porn actor. -hic-
[14:12] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: We'll do a Kickstarter to finance our show
[14:12] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Maybe we can get the internet to pay for our liquor!
[14:12] KrakMunky69: when you get rejected i'm gonna throw a party
[14:14] Gregonzola: Krak, you really want to see Thom gay porn flicks don't you?    

That would be unsightly

[12:36] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I'm moving in.
[12:36] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Well, into the yard.
[12:36] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: You'll never even know I'm there.
[12:36] Everybody: Until the cops show up?
[12:37] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I mean, you may catch glimpses of me every now and then, or hear rustling in the bushes or strange howls at night.
[12:37] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: But that's no big deal. It'll be like having your very own Sasquatch!
[12:37] Everybody: Eh. The dogs will come out and pee on whatever you peed on.
[12:38] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: What would happen if I peed on the dogs?
[12:38] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Would they go insane?
[12:38] fantabulous: I'd be worried about Thom peeing on my dogs in that situation.
[12:38] fantabulous: Maybe they'd bite your dick, Thom.
[12:39] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Maybe. Or maybe they'd be pee-soaked dogs.
[12:39] fantabulous: My dog would just pee on you, most likely. Maybe try to tackle you and hump you to assert his dominance.
[12:39] fantabulous: And certainly he'd expect you to pet him while he's soaked with your urine.
[12:39] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I would punch your dog in the mouth and call him a fag, and tell him to fight me like a real man.
[12:40] Everybody: Heh. George would just think you were playing.
[12:41] fantabulous: If you punched my dog in the mouth, he'd bite your dick off and call you a bitch.
[12:41] MISS HAVISHAM: this is a very violent, urine-soaked conversation
[12:41] MISS HAVISHAM: i approve
[12:41] fantabulous: Then expect you to pet him while he's soaked in your dick blood.

It might be

[09:24] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Anyone need a salad fork?
[09:24] Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Or some pumpkins?
[09:24] MISS HAVISHAM: is that an obscure sexual reference?    
[09:30] Grimmy Dusk: i can send you my 7 incher from my main if ya need it -hic-
[09:30] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: That would be awesome.    

Clan Skillz

KrakMunky69 logged on.
KrakMunky69 returns
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: where'd Jes go?
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: stupid broad
KrakMunky69: she saw you coming and ran
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: krak
sYdney rebik: burn
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: i just saw a guy who looks kinda like you with a full beard at the library
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: he was wering a tracksuit and white platform heels
Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: so i think it might have been you, actually
KrakMunky69: nah i only have black heels
KrakMunky69: that is also a true statement
KrakMunky69: you learn strange things being in a rocky horror cast. one of my exs was such a tomboy i had to teach her how to walk in heels

Yep, that's a Pooch Thing

[07:59] Gregonzola: It's a party up in here.
[08:00] Gregonzola: Good morning, Pantsless Clannies.
[08:00] KrakMunky69: i just realized it's the 20th, xbox conference tomorrow :-D
[08:00] Gregonzola: Ooh, XBox conference.
[08:02] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: stfu gergz
[08:02] Everybody: Let's have a conference about our exes' boxes.
[08:02] Gregonzola: Or even better, WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT, THOM.
[08:02] Gregonzola: Good plan, Pooch.
[08:03] Everybody: I'm often surprised at the amount of tension present -- it seems that there's often a lack of correlation between the frame and the box itself.
[08:04] Everybody: This short,lithe dancer gal, she seemed to have more room than she should ... but this Italian gal who was my height was impressive.
[08:04] Gregonzola: In terms of room, or in terms of tightosouty?
[08:05] Everybody: Hmm. GUess I'll have to go back and try both to be sure.
[08:06] Everybody: Look, they're both married. THis will require some negotation.
[08:07] Carling logged on.
[08:08] Carling: yo yo yo
[08:08] Everybody: Actually.
[08:08] Everybody: I no longer see man pictures in her photo set.
[08:08] Everybody: Hmm.
[08:08] Everybody: Morning, Carli!
[08:08] KrakMunky69: hahha i'm watching a video of beiber accepting an award at the billboard awards this weekend and he is just getting booed like crazy
[08:08] KrakMunky69: mornin carl
[08:08] Carling: hey :)
[08:09] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: [link] http:// threewordphrase.com/ kingbutt.htm
[08:09] Everybody: Ah, shit, she's working in Tx instead of Az.
[08:09] Everybody: I was going to use Havi to help me stalk her.
[08:11] Carling: stalk who?
[08:14] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: ur mom
[08:15] Everybody: We were talking about exes' boxes.
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: um what
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: we were? i went afk
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: i was talking about federal rules of evidence. y'all win
[08:19] KrakMunky69: pooch was, i am too much of a gentleman for that :-p
[08:19] MISS HAVISHAM: washing all this hair onehanded took 15 minutes. i hate this.
[08:20] Gregonzola: You're going to have to make a TX trip, Pooch.
[08:21] MISS HAVISHAM: lol. a student who is a nurse complimented my hand-wrap technique. and that was left-handed! maybe i missed my calling.
[08:21] Gregonzola: Nurse Havi.
[08:21] Gregonzola: And Pooch's imagination goes into overdrive.
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: i don't know if that's pooch's thing.
[08:22] Gregonzola: Everything is a pooch thing.
[08:22] KrakMunky69: everyt....dammit greg
[08:22] Everybody: Ain't nothing but the pooch in you.
[08:23] Gregonzola: Haha.
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: lol  

We all have hobbies

[10:24] Shoo86: woo! i beat the black deck
[10:24] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: what the hell are you doing, shoo?
[10:24] jesabele: Shoo86: woo! i eat the black dick
[10:24] jesabele: I mean...    

Barista Dreams

[10:02] jesabele: my barista is adorable
[10:02] Shoo86: hey thom
[10:02] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: That's MY barista
[10:02] MISS HAVISHAM: is thom your barista
[10:02] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: gtfo out of my coffee shop    

She's not even two drinks away

[10:01] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I want to do something stupid.
[10:01] Everybody: You could do my sister.
[10:01] MISS HAVISHAM: wow, i almost said "I'm in" but that was in reference to "something stupid" and not any more concrete suggestions  
[10:02] Everybody: Give her a shot, Havi.
[10:02] Everybody: She's charming, silver-tongued, and trashy.
[10:02] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: pics plz  
[10:02] MISS HAVISHAM: oh, well, with that kind of recommendation...    

Darwin's Garden

[12:03] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: My only requirement for an apartment is a balcony.
[12:03] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I require a blacony.
[12:04] jesabele: What about a stoop, Thom? Would a stoop suffice?
[12:04] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I will accept a stoop in place of a balcony.
[12:05] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: An outdoor drinking area.
[12:05] Gregonzola: You know, if you're going to outdoor drink, you probably want a stoop.
[12:05] Gregonzola: Alcohol and balconies seem to be Darwin's playground.
[12:06] PizzaDaHutt: thom would be afraid to leave his stoop
[12:06] jesabele: I think Thom's group of friends could use some weeding  
[12:07] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I would love to have a nice studio apartment with scenic views of Jesa plummeting to her death.    

Oh Holy Grimm

[13:23] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: JESUS CHRIST
[13:24] Big Daddy Grimm: just "Grimmy" is fine