Adventures in Dentistry

[10:12] miss havisham: Can't... Stop laughing
[10:13] miss havisham: I'm coping with trauma.
[10:13] Everybody: Show me where the bad man put his tools in your mouth.
[10:14] miss havisham: It... Was a bad lady.
[10:14] Everybody: Ooo, this is even naughtier. -hic-
[10:14] Everybody: Did she tell you to swallow or to spit?
[10:15] miss havisham: Neither, there was a suction tool in her arsenal. I was told just to lie still.
[10:16] Everybody: Wow. THIS is something I need to add to the toybox.
[10:16] Everybody: I wonder if they'll let me bring it on a plane. -hic-
[10:17] miss havisham: Pretend to be a sadistic dentist
[10:17] miss havisham: Which is every dentist
[10:18] Everybody: Who's pretending?
[10:18] Everybody: Why do you think I asked which tooth the filling was in? -hic-
[10:18] Everybody rubs his hands gleefully.
[10:19] Everybody has a bunch of picks in his toolbox.
[10:20] miss havisham: You stated a procession other than dentistry.
[10:20] Gregonzola: Hey, my scrotum-coloured budgirigars!
[10:20] miss havisham: *profession
[10:20] Everybody: One can have two jobs.
[10:20] miss havisham: You should at that time have mentioned it, if you were a trained dentist
[10:20] Gregonzola blinks
[10:20] Gregonzola: Pooch is precessing? You're going to get dizzy, sir!
[10:21] Gregonzola: He does have a favorite dental drill.
[10:21] miss havisham: If you are a dental hobbyist, you should have mentioned it by now
[10:21] Gregonzola: It's old fashioned, though. He has to jab it in in and out.
[10:21] Gregonzola: So far I'm not sure it's ever actually helped with a toothache.
[10:21] miss havisham: I'm just saying, you can't spring that on me at this late date and expect me not to react
[10:21] Everybody: Getting dizzy with it!
[10:22] Everybody: Whut, you thought my oral fixation was just.. a fixation?
[10:22] Everybody: You thought it was a harmless comment when I said that I liked your teeth?
[10:22] miss havisham: I am a trusting soul.
[10:23] miss havisham: I never expect sadistic dentists to be hiding on the Internet.
[10:23] Everybody: That doesn't sound like trust, that sounds like wilfull ignorance. -hic-
[10:23] miss havisham: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
[10:23] Gregonzola: Oh, baby. You have such sexy teeth.
[10:23] Gregonzola: If you'd said it that way, she might have understood.
[10:23] Big Daddy Grimm: exercise those choppers baby...you know what daddy likes...
[10:24] miss havisham: Omg this could not be more horrifying, unless all of you turned into clowns
[10:25] Gregonzola: Oh, yeah. An apple a day makes this dentist want lays.
[10:25] Gregonzola: Horrible rhyme. All I could come up with at the moment.